The MAT customer: He comes to the bank with
mat/bed/pillow for everyone to sleep on (delaying us
for more than 45mins) with huge amount of money
he has brought in for deposits and you start blaming
yourself, God why did I queue behind dis man? he
makes people with lesser amount of money like 3k
depositors or withdrawals start asking God why do
bad things happen to good people. You go start to
beg, bros abeg na 3k I wan pay, let dem attend to
me.
2. The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank,
common pen dey won’t have. This people are very
dangerous, once you lend them the pen, you might
find it difficult to identify them. Once they ask “can I
have your pen”, believe me, that is the last time you
will see that pen.
3. The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter
the bank, even before taking the slips (withdrawal or
deposit) all they do is to know the last person and
you hear them saying, I am @ your back, if care is
not taken 8 people can tell you “I dey your back”,
then at the end of the day they cause confusion (na
me dey hin back , I don’t tell am, I was here before
u blah blah blah.
4. The no protocol team: These kind of people don’t
obey the “first come first serve slogan”, they are
mouthed in the bank, immediately they come in they
just walk up to the cashier or manager, he asks
them to sit down and within 5 mins they have
completed there transactions while you still dey
there dey look like mumu for queue. (God punish
devil)
5. The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always
have a problem with the bank door, then u see dem
removing their belts,car keys,mobile phones etc and
yet the machine keeps shooting “please go back” my
bros next time come to bank Unclad,he go allow u
in.
6. The slip wasters : These kind of people can waste
slip for Africa, to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit
slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling,
tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To write
common 3780 naira in words na gobe.
7. The exile men: These people usually behave like
dem no dey this world since 2 years, they will always
be asking for today’s date,even after telling them the
correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire
for these people.
So which group you dey?

As for me I belong to the pen beggars association whenever I go to the bank my pen suddenly disappears

I rep# 2,3 and 4