WELCOME TO NIGERIA:
®Where sex is free and love is costly.
®Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY...
®Where, if u don't cheat on your partner, u are not sharp and smart.
®Where Bathrooms has become photo STUDIO...
®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a
DEGREE...
®Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates...
®Where temples are turned into dating points,
®Where worshiping God in truth & spirit is difficult.
®Where lies are turned into realities...
®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
®Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency
response
®Where people fear thieves, robbers & Boko Haram than God...
®Where people go to church with BB chargers rather than Bible.
®Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex...
®Where we have highest number of musician due to unemployment.
®Where the higher your offense the lower ur punishment and
vice versa...
®Where the number of churches & mosque are more than the
worshipers.. ®Where we say Up NEPA more than we say Praise THE
LORD... ®Where a school drop-out politician is Ten times richer and
more respected than a professor...
®Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in support of
the politicians who deprive them of employment & a good life...
®where someone who cannot speak English but can say Chai, Chai
deris God is given honorary Doctorate degrees...
WHAT A COUNTRY!!..feel free to add yours...gudmorning

This thread is entirely meaningless, completely absurd, overwhelmingly fictitious, comprehensively comprehensionless, hopelessly hopeless, wishy washy, backstreet and irreversibly meaningless and conclusively otiose.

The Moderator is advised to immediately delete off this piece of anachronistic and overpoweringly, atavistic contrivance.

hahahahaha...........that's the idea....meaningless...

Every country has bad sides! Why must Nigeria be painted in this cruel and unproductive manner??
Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria!