A primary school teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic. "Now imagine this," she said. "A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and calling for help. His wife hears the noise, and knowing he can't swim, runs down to the bank. Why do you think she runs to the bank?"

A little girl raised her hand and asked, "Was it to draw out all his savings?"

A nervous postman on his first round walked up to a garden fence. There was a large Doberman lying on the grass. An old man was sitting on the patio.

"Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the postman asked.

The old man replied, "No, he never has done."

So the opened the gate and went into the garden. The dog ran over snarling and growling and bit him on his arms and legs. As the old man dragged the dog off, the postman yelled, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"

The old man replied, "He's not my dog!

1st joke's kinda dry.lol @ 2nd.

tnk God u did somtin

Suin!wat did i do?

wat u just did

What did i just do?

how did u pass ur common entrance

Dat was a long time ago,cant remember.

u see, u forget tins so easily

wats ur name

slapo. . no opslga . .no sgalop. . abeg i dun 4gt

Uhm! Cant remember but i tink uhm!4get it,i'm losin it.

eh yah

Dats it!think its ey yah.

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=dlattach;id=101829;type=avatar[/img] as yhu fine reach yhu. . dey even 4gt d name ur papa nd mama give yhu. . . . inshut. . where yhu thief that attachment wey yhu put on top ya hand

Attachment!lol.come 'er,sit down,now repeat after me,say TATTOO.

Naughty student u left just in d middle of a class,u wil be suspended.

opslag is dat u

yea that is him d double poster from wata wata

tytylayor:

opslag is that u

cant remember!
maybe its me or my twiny.lol

u need to do brain-wash

U think so?

Is that wat u took?

Where u @?

;d ;d

Opslag:

U think so?

os courf, dis one wey u dey 4get efrytin including ur name, abeg go wash d tin

lordmassac:

;d ;d

wat is it

tytylayor:

what is it

Whatever u think it is

na wa

. . . . . . . .

sylve11:

na wa

for u

oya everybody. . vamous 4 hia, i wannna do sumting
what? why ya'll starin @ mi