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Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by 2sureguy1(m): 4:07pm On Oct 13, 2014
1.The Owner of the ball turns the match governing body (FIFA)

2.The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.

3.The owner of the ball decides who plays.

4.Penalty would be awarded only if player was injured badly.

5.The match only ends when everyone was tired.

6.No matter how much goal you score, the winner will be determined by the last team score.

7.No referee, no lines men, you could run with the ball even behind the goal post.

8.If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you not eligible to play (match ban).

9.If you're the last to select your team, you're a loser.
The guy who wasn't picked turns a ball boy.

10.When the ball owner gets annoyed, it's game over.

11.You are allowed to change goalkeeper incase of penalty shootout.

12.The most skillful player get automatic ticket.


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Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by ogaofficer(m): 4:17pm On Oct 13, 2014
True true bro, no 12 automatic ticket to liberia or europe?
Re: Rules Of Football When We Were Kids by Harmthe(m): 4:23pm On Oct 13, 2014
9ice one jooor.







d biggest guy go turn fifa after beating d owner.

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