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| No by constance500: 8:48pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
No 2 Likes |
| Re: No by oyinbayode(m): 9:05pm On Oct 13, 2014 |
 constance500:
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it
comes to child upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range
of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you
were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your
wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess
your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make
you expose those who committed the
crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in
your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an
advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose
balance and your head will go into
"auto-search"
as you'll be looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of
the other slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...
it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF,
DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go
home and U will say it's in my pocket
ma. Lol
God bless our parents for the good
upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land,
regardless of how caring your mother
was, you'd have encountered these
slaps ....
I know U're laughing unless U're not a
Yoruba 1 Like |
| Re: No by maaft(m): 12:43pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
constance500:
YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it
comes to child upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range
of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you
were adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your
wrongs instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess
your sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make
you expose those who committed the
crime with you without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in
your new pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an
advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose
balance and your head will go into
"auto-search"
as you'll be looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of
the other slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...
it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF,
DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go
home and U will say it's in my pocket
ma. Lol
God bless our parents for the good
upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land,
regardless of how caring your mother
was, you'd have encountered these
slaps ....
I know U're laughing unless U're not a
Yoruba lol |
