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I Wan Kill Myself by youngwar: 5:31pm On Oct 14, 2014
WHY ME AGAIN,
please friends don't even advise me to
endure because I cannot! My Girlfriend
(mercy) whom I dated for 5 years
told me that it's over between us, I
thought about it and found that life
without her is meaningless, so I decided to
kill myself.
I drank malt with milk but nothing
happened, I proceeded to another level of
poisonous concoction I prepared turkey
and gizzard with cranberry juice and lot of
fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened.
I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream,
still I no die.
Right now I'm so confused because I just
finished eating fried rice with maltina and
fresh fruit salad but nothing happened.
Please guys,
am confused right now. What should I do?
Or should I try plantain with chicken? I
need your advice please, what should i
take again??

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Re: I Wan Kill Myself by coolebux(m): 6:13pm On Oct 14, 2014
Try nkwobi with pami, that's a death sentence grin grin
But if it disappoints
Look for shawarma or chicken pepper soup you are dead. grin cheesy
Re: I Wan Kill Myself by youngwar: 7:47pm On Oct 14, 2014
coolebux:
Try nkwobi with pami, that's a death sentence grin grin
But if it disappoints
Look for shawarma or chicken pepper soup you are dead. grin cheesy
lemme try it!
Re: I Wan Kill Myself by Iolite(f): 8:35pm On Oct 14, 2014
coolebux:
Try nkwobi with pami, that's a death sentence grin grin
But if it disappoints
Look for shawarma or chicken pepper soup you are dead. grin cheesy

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