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| Stupid Questions! by jaguda(m): 12:09pm On Aug 03, 2006 |
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends… Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here, 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet… Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…, why don’t you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask… Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is ! the “Fried Chicken” dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years… Stupid Question:- Matthew, Emily, you’ve become so big. Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask… Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good? Answer:- No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just the money. 7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call… Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted slowpoke. 8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair… Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…… 9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth… Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed. 10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks… Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke. Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!! |
| Re: Stupid Questions! by janetgurl: 12:34pm On Aug 03, 2006 |
lmoa dis one is funny,lol |
| Re: Stupid Questions! by Alexos(m): 1:14pm On Aug 03, 2006 |
That was funny, but, for someone like me, i can't reply someone in such a manner - thats ma nature, i don't like humiliating people. I know Jaguda must have the courage to do so. It servers the person who asked right. |
| Re: Stupid Questions! by babonboard(f): 1:25pm On Aug 03, 2006 |
Jaguda that was quite funny but you know in the real sense of it is not all the response u will be able to say to be factual   enjoyyyyyyyyyyyyy |
| Re: Stupid Questions! by iice(f): 8:45am On Aug 04, 2006 |
Funny  |
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