Good on Manchester City, they do like to keep in touch with their fans even though they’ve got enough money and power to completely disregard them.

One of the ways they thought to keep the fans in the loop is with a Twitter Q&A with star winger Jesus Navas.


However, whoever came up with the brilliant #AskJesus hashtag unwittingly unleashed Twitter’s finest keyboard comedians to run amok and leave the club to sift through the jokes to find the serious enquiries.

Below is a selection of the finest and funniest questions posed to the Manchester City star.




What are you like on crosses? #ASKJESUS

— Unredacted Blue (@quagmireisablue)


Who is your favourite fictional character, someone like Harry Potter, or your Dad?

— SadFaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter)

LMAOO " @YayaToure_: You fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves and 2 fish, so why couldn't you be arsed to get me a cake on my birthday? #AskJesus"

— Nuwaha..17™ (@Nuwaha17)

Would you describe your early family life as stable? #AskJesus

— Ed O'Meara (@edfomeara)

Did you ever regret turning your back on carpentry as a career?

— Richard Woodward (@derbeian)

Is it annoying that – despite the fact you made 48 appearances last season – Richard Dawkins still doesn't believe you exist?

— Aidan JR (@mcandidate)

Did Moses really part the Red sea? Because he struggled to part his arse from the #LFC bench last season.

— JFT96 (@Gaucho364)

If you can convert water into wine, can you convert Soldaldo into a striker?

— Tottenham Hotspur (@Spurs0fficial)

Did you prefer City over Chelsea because their owner's a Roman?

— El Scouse (@elscouse)

When you were alive, did you feel Jewish neuroticism or catholic guilt? Did this change post resurrection?

— Amitai Winehouse (@awinehouse1)

hahaha..PR gone awry. But that hashtag though. Anyways, that campaign has already gone sour. But they will live through. #askJesus indeed.

Is it true you are dead, or you are just pretending? #AskJesus

PR Faux Pas... just like these >>> http://www.bizngr.com/case-studies/4-famous-marketing-faux-pas/

Did Moses really part the Red sea? Because he struggled to part his Bottom from the #LFC bench last season. — JFT96 (@Gaucho364)

Our own Victor Moses
LFC = Liverpool FC

If that's truly Tottenham's official handle, then Soldado don suffer. Kai!!

Richiy:hahaha..PR gone awry. But that hashtag though. Anyways, that campaign has already gone sour. But they will live through. #askJesus indeed.




Lol.. I dont even know who came out with that hashtag though

Lovexme: Is it true you are dead, or you are just pretending? #AskJesus




lol..guy u no co kill me

bizngr:
PR Faux Pas... just like these >>> http://www.bizngr.com/case-studies/4-famous-marketing-faux-pas/

I actually find the coca cola one funny really.

Elmaxcentini:
Richiy:hahaha..PR gone awry. But that hashtag though. Anyways, that campaign has already gone sour. But they will live through. #askJesus indeed.




Lol.. I dont even know who came out with that hashtag though

As in eh. The person no do test run first. hahaha.

3coins:
". . . .why cant you turn soldado into a striker." #EPIC

I tell you..That and the Yaya Toure own is so funny.

bizngr:
Did Moses really part the Red sea? Because he struggled to part his Bottom from the #LFC bench last season. — JFT96 (@Gaucho364)

Our own Victor Moses
LFC = Liverpool FC

Yes oo

DaGC:
If that's truly Tottenham's official handle, then Soldado don suffer. Kai!!

Hahaha.I was actually thinking about that too

Richiy:


As in eh. The person no do test run first. hahaha.

Lol...Babe you get mouth oo

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