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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by henrypsexy(m): 3:21pm On Sep 13, 2015
Plz I need where I can do my IT of 3month. I'm a student of Futo computer science department in 200l
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by beau49: 3:34pm On Sep 13, 2015
cutetonye009:

Lero15,
What do you have to say about this? Should we send her a success mail or keep her on the waiting list (which I prefer) ? Cos I can't picture you pounding yam ooo... *in babasuwe voice* koo da rarara


Well if he can't there is always the alternative...

Emi ni mo fe walo pound yam?Nigbati me o fe ku. grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by singlefade25(f): 3:43pm On Sep 13, 2015
Lero15:
Lols....

Questions
1-What do you like about Lero
2-What do you dislike about Lero
3-if it takes you five minutes to boil 10 slices of yam, how many minutes will it take you to boil 25 slices
4-What is the 49 in your moniker @beau49
5-Why does your moniker end with "sea" @ Hollabesea
6-Why did you gatecrash @ Hollabesea
7-What if you get another offer better than what you are applying for, how would you react to it
8-Do you know how to make pounded yam? Are you willing to learn how to, if no?
9-How many kids would like-male and female proportion?
10-Do you have any question for Lero?


That's the first stage interview
Gatecrashing is allowed grin

Cc beau49
Hollabesea
Singlefade25

Mtor
adeoti01
Bro, i no follow now.......i am one of the interviewer.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 4:14pm On Sep 13, 2015
naanxie:

Just around the corner wink
Be specific jare...date and venue? i'll surprise you
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 4:14pm On Sep 13, 2015
Hi Marciarogs.....nice moniker
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 4:41pm On Sep 13, 2015
cutetonye009:

Not to worry bisi, gate crashing Is allowed...
Venue: Radisson Blu (swimming pool section)..
Dress code: Swimming trunks ( bikini or what have you)..
Date : Will be communicated by the celebrant(lero15)
shocked
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 4:44pm On Sep 13, 2015
naanxie:


Lol! na wa o, all these questions for only first stage. tongue
this means the net salary go make sense o. lol

Oya o, come and answer.

*sipping my glass of vodka**

U sef wan try?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 4:48pm On Sep 13, 2015
beau49:



Answer
1. I like a lot about him,the space provide is insufficient to list them. Its a very long list I tell you grin

2.My dislike about lero?Mmmm....am yet to see any. Still under observation. He seem to be hiding it well but I wee soon catch him angry tongue

3. Five noni except the stove/cooker is burning like a candle,then it is forever.

4. The 49 in my moniker means just that.....49. smiley

7. No other offer would tear me away from lero. What has been joined together no offer shall put asunder grin grin.

8. Thank heavens for substitute....why shall thou pound yam when poundo yam is there but if you insist I will boil the yam and you will do the pounding. Love noni gbogbo e grin grin.

9. 3 kids. All boys preferable or as the Lord willeth. Then we can adopt more if we can.

10. What are you offering?

Number 7 so on point!
Number 8... erm...
Number 10. Lero offers goodies.



Your answers are still being reviewed though






Next

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 4:52pm On Sep 13, 2015
Lero15:
Lols....

Questions
1-What do you like about Lero
2-What do you dislike about Lero
3-if it takes you five minutes to boil 10 slices of yam, how many minutes will it take you to boil 25 slices
4-What is the 49 in your moniker @beau49
5-Why does your moniker end with "sea" @ Hollabesea
6-Why did you gatecrash @ Hollabesea
7-What if you get another offer better than what you are applying for, how would you react to it
8-Do you know how to make pounded yam? Are you willing to learn how to, if no?
9-How many kids would like-male and female proportion?
10-Do you have any question for Lero?


That's the first stage interview
Gatecrashing is allowed grin

Cc beau49
Hollabesea
Singlefade25

Mtor
adeoti01
1. His moniker tongue
2. d 15 in his moniker
3. same 5
5. explain d 15 in ur moniker first.
6. i gatecrashed because i know only one person i applied, i want the interview to be sweet grin
7.I will go for the offer nao, shebi i didn't even apply for this one sef.
8.I can pound,m Ekiti wink
9. min of 2 , max of 3( nt particular abt dr sex,buh i love male kids)
10.Do you belong to everybody and belong to nobody?

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Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 4:54pm On Sep 13, 2015
Lero15:

U sef wan try?
Me ke?? With all the ogas that are competing? tongue
I respect myself and stay on my lane. lol
I fit join committee? So I can screen for you grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 4:55pm On Sep 13, 2015
naanxie:


Me ke?? With all the ogas that are competing? tongue

I respect myself and stay on my lane. lol

I fit join committee? So I can screen for you grin
committee of screeners, eku screening oooo cheesy
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:02pm On Sep 13, 2015
Trendyprince:

Be specific jare...date and venue? i'll surprise you
Is G-wagon involved?! tongue cheesy
It's on the 21st o. I love surprises! grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:03pm On Sep 13, 2015
Hollabesea:
committee of screeners, eku screening oooo cheesy

Lol, na wetin I fit do well well be that na.

No worry, I'll do ojoro for you u hear?!. grin smiley
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:06pm On Sep 13, 2015
naanxie:


Is G-wagon involved?! tongue cheesy

It's on the 21st o. I love surprises! grin
yaaaaaay! we will come n dance shakitibobo and chop rice on d 21st
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:06pm On Sep 13, 2015
naanxie:


Lol, na wetin I fit do well well be that na.

No worry, I'll do ojoro for you u hear?!. grin smiley
yaaaaay!!! kiss kiss kiss
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:07pm On Sep 13, 2015
bisi12004 tongue
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:10pm On Sep 13, 2015
Hollabesea:
yaaaaaay! we will come n dance shakitibobo and chop rice on d 21st

grin grin
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 5:10pm On Sep 13, 2015
cutetonye009:

Lero15,
What do you have to say about this? Should we send her a success mail or keep her on the waiting list (which I prefer) ? Cos I can't picture you pounding yam ooo... *in babasuwe voice* koo da rarara

Make we chill small. Let's note the positives sha.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:11pm On Sep 13, 2015
Hollabesea:
yaaaaay!!! kiss kiss kiss
wink
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 5:11pm On Sep 13, 2015
cutetonye009:

Not to worry bisi, gate crashing Is allowed...
Venue: Radisson Blu (swimming pool section)..
Dress code: Swimming trunks ( bikini or what have you)..
Date : Will be communicated by the celebrant(lero15)

I no get hand for this o. U don dey overdo your work.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 5:12pm On Sep 13, 2015
singlefade25:
Bro, i no follow now.......i am one of the interviewer.

Na u remind me na
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 5:19pm On Sep 13, 2015
Hollabesea:

1. His moniker tongue
2. d 15 in his moniker
3. same 5
5. explain d 15 in ur moniker first.
6. i gatecrashed because i know only one person i applied, i want the interview to be sweet grin
7.I will go for the offer nao, shebi i didn't even apply for this one sef.
8.I can pound,m Ekiti wink
9. min of 2 , max of 3( nt particular abt dr sex,buh i love male kids)
10.Do you belong to everybody and belong to nobody?
Why would you dislike 15. U got a beef with it?

The 15 was my matric number in school (although a nairalander said cos I gatecrashed 15 times... Not up to that)

Number 7 though.

At last, someone can pound!

I belong to myself.


Next
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Lero15(m): 5:20pm On Sep 13, 2015
naanxie:


Me ke?? With all the ogas that are competing? tongue

I respect myself and stay on my lane. lol

I fit join committee? So I can screen for you grin

Committee slot not available anymore

Who are the ogas? None.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 5:25pm On Sep 13, 2015
Lero15:

Committee slot not available anymore
Who are the ogas? None.
Too bad!
The ogas know themselves.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by beau49: 5:27pm On Sep 13, 2015
Lero15:

Number 7 so on point! Number 8... erm... Number 10. Lero offers goodies.


Your answers are still being reviewed though





Next


Lol...we await the result.
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 6:17pm On Sep 13, 2015
naanxie:

cheesy cheesy
Let's see how it goes but I'm almost certain there isn't gonna be a party undecided
grin grin Hope you are good!
ok. yes I am you are in Lagos?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 6:43pm On Sep 13, 2015
Jamean:

ok. yes I am you are in Lagos?
Yes o, in the gidi city!
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Jamean(f): 6:53pm On Sep 13, 2015
naanxie:

Yes o, in the gidi city!
ok. where, I think I will like to meet you smiley
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 7:05pm On Sep 13, 2015
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you mean my school....maybe same as yours...
do you know him too...


wroskian:
Hello people, it's been a while.
@Adeoti01 read you talking about Prof Lucas, which school did you attend?
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 7:09pm On Sep 13, 2015
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from the panel too; how can the prospective candidate see herself after giving birth to 3children...same flat tommy or?




Lero15:
Lols....

Questions
1-What do you like about Lero
2-What do you dislike about Lero
3-if it takes you five minutes to boil 10 slices of yam, how many minutes will it take you to boil 25 slices
4-What is the 49 in your moniker @beau49
5-Why does your moniker end with "sea" @ Hollabesea
6-Why did you gatecrash @ Hollabesea
7-What if you get another offer better than what you are applying for, how would you react to it
8-Do you know how to make pounded yam? Are you willing to learn how to, if no?
9-How many kids would like-male and female proportion?
10-Do you have any question for Lero?


That's the first stage interview
Gatecrashing is allowed grin

Cc.
adeoti01
Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by Nobody: 7:11pm On Sep 13, 2015
lero15 sorry I came late.....oya which page are we....share the gala, share the bulls....on harrysong level @reggaebluez

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