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A Day I Will Never Forget(joke) by Dopeyomi(m): 9:05am On Oct 21, 2014
A DAY I WILL NEVER FORGET:
I was hanging out alone in a bush
smoking
some hard weed at around 11pm. I
decided to
leave for my house but no taxi on that route
at
that time of the night, so I decided
to hitch a
ride home if possible. It started
raining heavily
and suddenly a range rover jeep stopped by
my
side. I quickly jumped into the
passengers side
and closed the door then the car
started
moving, and just when I was about to say
thank
you to the driver, I discovered there
was no
one in the car. I started to freak out
but was
too scared to jump out of a moving vehicle.
When the car got to a bend, a hand
came in
through the driver's window and
turned the
steering wheel.This happened twice and on
the
third time I totally freaked out,
jumped out of
the car screaming and landed in a
ditch full of
rain water. I got up and ran for my dear life
and entered the nearest bar I found.
After
downing 4 bottles of Guinness Stout
and
narrating my ghost story to anyone who
cared
to listen, three guys just walked into
the same
bar all drenched in rain water. One
of them
pointed at me and said, "John, isn't that the
mad man who entered the car while
we were
pushing it

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Re: A Day I Will Never Forget(joke) by Pr0ton: 11:47am On Oct 21, 2014
You too dey smoke weed grin

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