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Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 7:55pm On Dec 19, 2014
Nne looks like ur jobless.... How does ur Boifrend evem put up wit u?....... Sowi. I don 4get say u be sss.(single and Seriously searching)
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 8:02pm On Dec 19, 2014
If u want i can make u stop ur boifrend ultimate seacrch and step in.... Cos i can see dat ur desperately in need of me
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 8:02pm On Dec 22, 2014
God4bid I rathr remain singl dan to ve ur type 4 bf. It's u dt is jobles dts y u go abt creating silly topics. My husband is nt sick in d head lik u; its u dt shld pray 2 find a lady dt cn put up wit ur excesses.
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 1:26pm On Dec 24, 2014
Nne i tink u made a mistake.... U said "HUSBAND".... I tink u meant boifrend. Cos am 100% sure that u aint married yet. And u aint planning on doin dat in d next 10yrs. Cos u stil sound like a KID from ur chat.
So tank Me for Correcting u!
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by great664(m): 8:27pm On Dec 24, 2014
DLioness:
Eplazza wat can u say to dis 1) man can like 2) man is cheat 3) man kills 4) man is ritualist 5) man is heartless 6) man is foolish 7) man is proud cool man allow dick contrl hm 9) man act lik busybody e.g eplazza 10) man mak bad ruler 11) heart of man is evil continually(Bibl) 12) man is jealous 13) man is selfish 14) man is weak 15) man hates his father 16) man cnt cook 17) man pee lik animal 18) man is controversial 19) man is nt patienc 20) man lik to fight ova land and can murder a blood broda bcs of inheritanc.
All you wrote is true about man but they are and act like that just to satisfy woman, except "No17" Lol, that's funny
"No 16" I can cook very well so change that too

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Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 11:59pm On Dec 25, 2014
Which 'kid' ve u met dt chats lik me?
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 12:00am On Dec 26, 2014
great664:
All you wrote is true about man but they are and act like that just to satisfy woman, except "No17" Lol, that's funny
"No 16" I can cook very well so change that too
Funny u!
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by eplazza(m): 8:47am On Dec 26, 2014
DLioness:
Which 'kid' ve u met dt chats lik me?
My 11years old bros
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by daralubz(m): 9:34am On Dec 26, 2014
my people be very careful these
days... this
happened to me yesterday night
when i returned
home....my face oooooooo i
can't believe what
just happened to me, Wonders
shall never
end.
I was standing in front of the
entrance of my
house to open d Door so I can
go in. Then one
woman came and told me that
she knows me,
that she has met me before. So
I was like I can't
really recall where and when
I met you, anyway, pls remind
me.
Then the woman said that she
had met me in a
conference in Abia State,
umuahia, in february to
be precise.
Oops! Madam, I have never
been to Abia
State...dat was my reply. Before
I could complete
the statement, I heard
"TAWAI -TAWAI", A very hot
slap on my face, if
the temperature of that slap was
to be measured,
it will be around 200¤c. I felt so
confused, at
first I thought the slap was from
a man, I looked
behind her to see if
there was another person
behind her, but there
was none. I tried to ask her
what I have done, I was trying
to apologize,
sorry Ma for not recalling your
name. 'Tawaii!'
the hot slap came the second
time !
I couldn't bear it any longer. I
regretted not
releasing my dogs in the
morning.
I held the woman's hair and
started pulling her
as am pulling your legs now.
Kaiiiii! U too like
gist oooooooo.
See as u dey serious dey read
am! Just want say happy new
day!
We shall all witness 2015 in
happy mood ? Can someone say
amen... .
Re: 56 Funny Facts About A WOMAN by DLioness(f): 2:12pm On Dec 26, 2014
eplazza:
My 11years old bros
I dnt think so.

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