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Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 12:20pm On Nov 22, 2008
cus promise is a debt
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 12:24pm On Nov 22, 2008
this na boguss lie
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 12:25pm On Nov 22, 2008
when u promise u need to fulfill it
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 12:30pm On Nov 22, 2008
shocked embarassed lipsrsealed
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 12:38pm On Nov 22, 2008
why did u keep quiet now
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 12:41pm On Nov 22, 2008
because I ws trying to hold my fart? embarassed lipsrsealed
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 12:43pm On Nov 22, 2008
thats a better idea to do so
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 12:50pm On Nov 22, 2008
But why? sad
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 12:57pm On Nov 22, 2008
becus "Why" is the only english word to ask question
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 12:59pm On Nov 22, 2008
You dey make me confuse hia  angry
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 1:02pm On Nov 22, 2008
gabrywyl:

You dey make me confuse hia angry
Confusion na d state of mind when d mind hav too much to think of
at the same time on same frequency
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 1:04pm On Nov 22, 2008
Why do you sound like my grandpa now? 
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 1:13pm On Nov 22, 2008
how did he sound?
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 1:17pm On Nov 22, 2008
like you Oo
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 1:18pm On Nov 22, 2008
mayb am one of his grandson from another country
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 1:21pm On Nov 22, 2008
are you sure be grandson or grandpa like him? tongue


I have added you in on FB but now I want to bath na. I be smelly smelly embarassed
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 1:27pm On Nov 22, 2008
okay go
or you want make i follow you gobath?
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 1:29pm On Nov 22, 2008
Hot bugger in da making grin
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 1:30pm On Nov 22, 2008
?
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 1:49pm On Nov 22, 2008
grin
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 2:34pm On Nov 22, 2008
hope u finish?
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 2:35pm On Nov 22, 2008
A long time ago naa grin
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 2:36pm On Nov 22, 2008
how i want take kno now
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 2:40pm On Nov 22, 2008
Now you know. I bath military style. Am a tomboy oo. You not aware? grin
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 2:41pm On Nov 22, 2008
military bath
means dem no dey comot all the cloth for body
whenever dem wan bath
same thing to you
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 2:49pm On Nov 22, 2008
shocked na waa , not like that.

Military bath means UnCloth in 10 secs, 5 min bath, 2 mins change. Must be less than 10 mins
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 3:03pm On Nov 22, 2008
thanks for lecturing
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 3:06pm On Nov 22, 2008
I be your ticha rememba? cool
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 3:09pm On Nov 22, 2008
i know
why i go forget that
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 3:10pm On Nov 22, 2008
cause we all know you suffer from a short term memory loss
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by sholabanke(m): 3:16pm On Nov 22, 2008
no be my fault
Re: If U.s.a. Was To Be Nigeria: Newspapeper Headlines Will Be: by Gabry(f): 3:18pm On Nov 22, 2008
So whose fault it be? undecided

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