adonbilivit:
u don see person dey snap for bank before? u no like me guy

Hahahahaha. You never be confirmed ireporters be that.

arvinsloane:

Sadly,Nairaland is controlled by politicians...This is another evidence

guy wahtz ur point nw

pyyxxaro:


Bros so u de among abi .... Na to report you give Keyamo sharply

Nooo... I just the observe the effect of the release of. Actually, e dey make ppl cover them mouth especially those wey Sabi complain and those wey them work na the insult. You go see as wonder go take work for like 5min like say angel pass

what about the person who tells a friend to queue for them while they go about doing other business in the bank and spend so so long doing thier business that the person queuing has reached the front of the queue and gone. Then the person comes back 20 mins later walking straight to the front of the queue saying that his/her person had been queuing and left. This has happened to me before

Una don dey do copy and paste things abi?




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Mrval20:
Those who walk into the security door and let out a horrible fart to be enjoyed by the next unlucky customer.

. Was once a victim of dis.

Mrval20:
Those who walk into the security door and let out a horrible fart to be enjoyed by the next unlucky customer.

the I will encounter a disgusting thing like dat, hmm, see I go do somthn oh...

Mrval20:

I was the 'fartee'. I was actually going into the bank when it happened and when the door finally let me in, I had to go out again through the next door in order to get some fresh air and spit out a mouthful of saliva outside.
After resting for a while outside, I finally came back for my transaction.

I laff like hyena
Wen u com enta u go com giv d person "god purnish u" kind of look

tonyot:

Jesus!
Do people actually do this?

I don't really think it was intentional because a lady was the last person to use the door. She ate beans or something

adedayourt:


I laff like hyena
Wen u com enta u go com giv d person "god purnish u" kind of look

EbiJUNIRO:

the I will encounter a disgusting thing like dat, hmm, see I go do somthn oh...

The lady in question was on her way out of the banking hall. More like, she disappeared. I wouldn't have reacted anyway.

This post was originally mine and I posted it here days ago...na wa ooo...Mods una partia na world class...anyways no prize for posts that make FP so no lele...I aint gonna go AY DEE style on y'all....

https://www.nairaland.com/1955938/types-people-meet-banking-hall

Ochek:


Nooo... I just the observe the effect of the release of. Actually, e dey make ppl cover them mouth especially those wey Sabi complain and those wey them work na the insult. You go see as wonder go take work for like 5min like say angel pass

Very sooon I would start releasing my own , cos people don tooo oppress me for the Bank

5. The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip 4Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions? You'll see them cancelling, tearing, squeezing & taking another one. To write common 3,780 Naira in words na gobe. The so called "undergraduates " are the leader of this group. Na wa o.

These ones are the likes of Patience Jonathan of tomorrow

The signature forgeters,they ave 4goten how their the day the account was opened.

They have to sign like 10times b4 they can get the money.

For the pen borrowers, they taught me a lesson, if you have a loved pen with you, do not bring it out after writing, I repeat, do not bring it out.

Once I am done filling my slip, check, I tuck back the pen to wherever it came from. I don't have time looking for you up and down the banking hall.

why come to the banking hall without a pen for brain sake?

lol...funny but true

PapiWata:


The most important group of bank visitors have been omitted in your well written summary Hadey, and they are of course the EXECUTIVE bank robbers.

They show up dressed to the nines and dapper in beautifully tailored 3-piece business suits, to casually mingle and chat with customers and staff, right up till the moment when, at a pre-arranged signal, they whip out serious firepower, and deliver in very loud voices the traditional call to prayer : " Everybody lie down ! NOW !"

Is dat d group u belong to?

olaridwan:
...harm rubber.....

go get d spelling right

Why do you forget to mention those that came to toast ladies? For instance, dude, this babe fine and before you know it he will stylishly draw closer to her for contact. Lol

olaridwan:

where did u copied urs too? Ole plus ole equals harm rubber.....

u for kuku say damage rubber

Front page again??

Mrval20:
Those who walk into the security door and let out a horrible fart to be enjoyed by the next unlucky customer.

the water dispenser drinking people: these people dia own na to come drink water for inside bank. common water dem nor fit buy and mostly na people wey dem dey share the same building with bank dey do that

They obviously left out the group who just come to the bank to use the toilet for a cool pupuing session and when they finish they come out, take cold water from the dispenser and vamus. . Mission accomplished.

Mmalisticmma:
Why do you forget to mention those that came to toast ladies? For instance, dude, this babe fine and before you know it he will stylishly draw closer to her for contact. Lol

talking from experience

debosola:
O.p forgot to add this

"Those that ask if the queue is for deposit or withdrawal"

It's not their fault. some banks have specific queues for deposit or withdrawal and some write it boldly.
To be on a safe side, I do ask. Because I cant imagine joining a queue patiently and when it gets to my turn, they'l refer me to another queue

MissMeiya:
I have to confess, I'm one of the no protocol group...

I can't help it. People just want to help me.


Once I eventually get through the darn security door... (bank door rejectee)

I have fallen In the rejectee's group, so annoying. I had to remove my bangle, raised my shirt up so as to expose my belt.