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Kindhearted Lawyer! by Arcani: 7:37pm On Nov 15, 2008
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".

The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can''t afford a thing to eat."

So the lawyer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."

The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.

When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."

The lawyer said, "You''re going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."
Re: Kindhearted Lawyer! by tammyswits(f): 9:12pm On Nov 15, 2008
What did u call him again- oh yeah, a lawyer!
Re: Kindhearted Lawyer! by Raysima(f): 9:47pm On Nov 15, 2008
lloll. . @arc/joke
i guess u were d poor guy abi. . tongue oya confess grin grin
Re: Kindhearted Lawyer! by Gabry(f): 2:10am On Nov 16, 2008
Arcani!!!!! I miss you die nne kiss
Re: Kindhearted Lawyer! by Arcani: 6:02pm On Nov 16, 2008
Please don't die o, you know you are the only one I have here.
Only if you want Romade to kidnap me grin
Re: Kindhearted Lawyer! by mykali(m): 6:26pm On Nov 16, 2008
why dont such lawyers exist in Nigeria.? there wouldnt be many hungry folks around.
Re: Kindhearted Lawyer! by Magnate021(m): 11:04pm On Nov 16, 2008
nice lawyer!
Re: Kindhearted Lawyer! by clemcykul(f): 12:04pm On Nov 17, 2008
like me
Re: Kindhearted Lawyer! by Arcani: 8:16pm On Nov 17, 2008
Yeah right, like you ofcoms

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