SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in
the bank,
common
pen
they won't have. These pple are very
dangerous,
once u
borrow
them d pen, u may find it difficult 2
identify dem, At a
bank in
Nigeria, once someone tells u "may I have
ur pen?"
Believe
me
bros, that's d last time u will see that pen
(except if
u're
lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately
dey
enter d bank,
even
b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or deposit)
all they do is
to know
the
last person and u hear dem saying, I'm at
your back.
If care
is nt
taken, abt 8 pple can tell u "I dey ur back"
then at d
end of d
day,
they cause
confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell
am I was
here b4 u
blah
blah)
3 - The No protocol team: This kind of
pple don't
obey d 1st
come,
1st served slogan! They're mouthed in d
bank!
Immediately
they
come in, they just walk up 2 d cashier or
manager,
he asks
them
2sit down & within 5 mins they've
completed there
transactions
while u
still dey there looking like mumu 4queue.
(Daris
God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These pple
will always
av a
problem
with d bank door, then u see them
removing their
belts, car
keys,
mobile phones etc and yet d machine
keeps
shouting "pls go
back"
My bros next time come 2 bank naked!
Biko, he go
allow u
in... #
LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple
can waste
slip
4Nigeria! To
fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na
JAMB
questions,u c
dem
cancelling, tearing, squeezing & take
another one. To
write
common
3780 Naira in words nagobe. Even d so
called
undergraduates are
found wanting in this scenario.......
...............
...........CHAI !!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These
pple usually
behave
like
them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They
will always
b asking 4
today's
date, even after telling them d correct
date, they
will ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis
pple
oooooo......... ...
PLS WHICH NUMBER U FALL IN D ABOVE?