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The Magic Lamp by feelgood(m): 10:18am On Aug 04, 2006
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years and years, they lived there and one day, they found a magic lamp.

They rub and rub and sure enough, out comes a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only give out three wishes, you may each have one."

So the brunette goes first, "I have been stuck here for years, I miss my family and my husband and my life. I wish I was home."

Poof! She was gone.

The redhead makes her wish, "This place stinks, I wish I was home with my family also."

Poof, she was gone.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie says to her, "My dear what is the matter"?

The blonde replies, "I wish my friends were here."
Re: The Magic Lamp by naijadiva2(f): 4:17pm On Aug 04, 2006
that's cute
Re: The Magic Lamp by iice(f): 6:52pm On Aug 04, 2006
LOL grin
Re: The Magic Lamp by Damollar(m): 9:27pm On Aug 04, 2006
Thanx man, dat was really funny. u made my day with dat u knw
Re: The Magic Lamp by senisho(m): 4:08am On Aug 05, 2006
Back 2 square 1
Re: The Magic Lamp by whaleh(m): 6:57pm On Aug 12, 2006
That's will be the worst thing that will happen to those friends
Re: The Magic Lamp by oksanaz(m): 11:55am On Aug 14, 2006
i pray they find another genie and ask the blonde to go first tongue
Re: The Magic Lamp by AqRiUsAge(f): 11:41pm On Jun 04, 2010
lol damn
Re: The Magic Lamp by r231(m): 12:17am On Jun 05, 2010
lol
Re: The Magic Lamp by EfemenaXY: 9:19am On Jun 05, 2010
senisho:

Back 2 square 1

True talk! The blonde wicked no be small O!  grin grin
Re: The Magic Lamp by Marhoski(m): 9:59am On Jun 05, 2010
cool grin

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