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| The Two Old Coots by janetgurl: 11:07am On Aug 04, 2006 |
The two old coots were both only a year short of retirement from the assembly line, but one Monday morning that didn't keep Joe from boasting to Manny about his sexual endurance. "Three times," gasped Manny admiringly. "How'd you do it?" "It was easy." Joe looked down modestly. "I made love to my wife, and then I rolled over and took a ten-minute nap. When I woke up again, I made love to her again and took another ten-minute nap. And then I put it to her again. Can you believe it! I woke up this morning feeling like a bull, I'll tell you." "I gotta try it," said Manny. "Lorraine won't believe it's happening." So that night he made love to his wife, took a ten-minute nap, made love to her again, took another nap, woke up and made love to her a third time, then rolled over and fell sound asleep. He woke up feeling like a million bucks, pulled on his clothes, and ran to the factory, where he found his boss waiting outside for him. "What's up, Boss?" he asked. "I've been working for you for twenty years and never been late once. You aren't going to hold these twenty minutes against me now, are you?" "What twenty minutes?" growled the boss. "Where were you on Tuesday and Wednesday?" |
| Re: The Two Old Coots by naijadiva2(f): 4:16pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
don't get it. please explain. |
| Re: The Two Old Coots by janetgurl: 5:57pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
@naija diva sorry i can't explain it's a joke if u don't get ti dan IT's ok |
| Re: The Two Old Coots by naijadiva2(f): 6:05pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
if its a joke, you're supposed to know how to explain. i'm just saying. |
| Re: The Two Old Coots by janetgurl: 6:18pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
did u read it and u ddint liek it or u didnt get it?  |
| Re: The Two Old Coots by naijadiva2(f): 6:28pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
i was understanding it unitl i reached the end. |
| Re: The Two Old Coots by janetgurl: 6:31pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
yea it's end like that,that's how someone explain it to me and that's how i put it now here and i think it's intresting if u dont like it dan,OK sorry it end like that,cant do nothing too about it   |
| Re: The Two Old Coots by Damollar(m): 9:40pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
U guyz dnt need 2 fight ova nothing pls. It means dat the other guy slept for 2 days thinking he was late for just 20mins. Hope u guyz understand nowm |
| Re: The Two Old Coots by whaleh(m): 7:00pm On Aug 12, 2006 |
lol!!! |
| Re: The Two Old Coots by Mystique(f): 1:27pm On Aug 30, 2006 |
Wat happened to ur sense o' humour? |
| Re: The Two Old Coots by lauryn(f): 3:41am On Aug 31, 2006 |
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| Re: The Two Old Coots by micklplus(m): 8:07am On Aug 31, 2006 |
very funny one for real I like it Cheers |
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