One day about a month ago, Bill Clinton was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge---a blonde , a brunette , and a redhead.

To the blonde he said , "I am the president of the united states. How much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" The blonde replied, "Two hundred dollars."

To the brunette he posed the same question , and she replied, "One hundred dollars. "

He then asked the redhead the same question.

The redhead replied, "Mr. President , if you can raise my skirt as high as my taxes, Get my panties as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times, Keep it high as the gas prices, keep me warmer than my apartment, and, screw me in private the way you do in public, then believe me Mr. President , it ain't gonna cost you a cent"

The first ladies of UK, Russia and France were having a meeting with Lady Hilary Clinton.
The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse.

The first lady of UK says, "It is like a gentle man- it stands up, as soon as I enter the room"

The lady from Russia says, "It is like an army officer- you do not know where he will attack from- front or back, "

The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium- once the act is performed, it drops down, "

Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumour, it moves from one mouth to another"

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