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Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Akuviv: 2:38pm On Jul 15, 2010 |
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses And make-up. Really excited. ------------------------------------------------------------------ DEAR DIARY - DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and Dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man. -------------------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 3 At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit golf Balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table For dinner. Felt honoured and had a wonderful time. He is very Attractive and attentive. ------------------------------------------------------------ DEAR DIARY - DAY 4 Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I Could not be unfaithful. ----------------------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 5 Pool again today. Got sunburnt, and went inside to drink at Piano-bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is Charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him Have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- DEAR DIARY - DAY 6 Today I saved 1600 lives. Twice. |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by pappy4real(m): 3:19pm On Jul 15, 2010 |
@POSTER IF U DONT LET ME HAVE MY WAY, I'LL SINK NAIRALAND, LOL |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by kay9(m): 3:48pm On Jul 15, 2010 |
Akuviv: ***Dutifully copies above line into pocket notebook for future use*** |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by EfemenaXY: 6:26pm On Jul 15, 2010 |
Nice! I like it |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by bibs(f): 8:28pm On Jul 15, 2010 |
saved lives indeed |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Akuviv: 10:08am On Sep 15, 2010 |
Thanks all, good to know you like it. @ Pappy4real: Are an Osama? I am no blond I like your sense of humour |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Nobody: 11:49am On Sep 15, 2010 |
@poster u do well o so how many times have saved lives now |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Kunbee: 9:56pm On Sep 15, 2010 |
Cool |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Akuviv: 11:00am On Sep 17, 2010 |
@ Xiana: Thank you o, as per saving lives,hmm, I wish I married a blond so that I can threaten to bomb my spouse's village so that an attempt will be made to save lives all the time you know @Kunbee : Thank you dear. |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by cynthoney(f): 12:10pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
lol nice one |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Akuviv: 4:45pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
@ Cynthoney : Thank you Jokes apart, people keep saving lives daily in their own little way. Check out Nollywood stories; a sick mother has to be saved hence prostitution, lecturer sef, |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by StudioCFR(m): 4:52pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
Lol |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Kunbee: 11:42pm On Sep 17, 2010 |
Akuviv: You are welicum |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by EfemenaXY: 3:29pm On Sep 18, 2010 |
seen it b/4 give us something fresh jor! |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Akuviv: 6:09pm On Sep 20, 2010 |
@ EFEMENA_XY : Good to know you've seen it before, I will welcome something fresh and new from you or anyone in this thread. Waiting abeg |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Moyola(f): 6:34pm On Sep 20, 2010 |
lol! |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by EfemenaXY: 12:04am On Sep 21, 2010 |
Akuviv: lol - and I reject the temptation!! na carry load for Efe head now! |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by cynthoney(f): 8:55am On Sep 21, 2010 |
morning peeps |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Vic2k3(m): 9:11am On Sep 21, 2010 |
Morning cy .So how waz ya night? |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by cynthoney(f): 9:22am On Sep 21, 2010 |
My nite was great and urs? missed u guy |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Akuviv: 9:26am On Sep 21, 2010 |
@ EFEMENA_XY : You must fall for this temptation o by fire by force @ CYNTHONEY : Good morning deary! Please pray that EFE falls into temptation itching for a new joke. |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by cynthoney(f): 9:30am On Sep 21, 2010 |
@Akuviv,morny luv Efe no get choice na,she and her heartrob Vicks go soon post something soon Relax and watch out |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Akuviv: 10:21am On Sep 21, 2010 |
Thanks for the reassurance. EFE falling 1,2 3, |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by angelz(f): 3:12pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
lives r said 2 be save daily. a wife slept with her boss when face with the posibilty of sack\ a husband turn a male prostitute to save his family a girl gave herslf 2 save her siblings etc. those wu fall into dis category r likely blonde |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by EfemenaXY: 10:12pm On Sep 21, 2010 |
Akuviv: hehehe - see me see wahala o! erm. . .Efe is in recess maybe l8er - besides, I dey give una plenty, plenty space!! |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Akuviv: 9:17am On Oct 07, 2010 |
Blonde Mary was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn't find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand, the lawyer came forward. "The wife of the defendant has identified you as the 'other woman' in her husband's life. Now, do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with this Mr. Evans?" "Well, yes," acknowledged Mary with a sniff, "but I couldn't help it." "Couldn't help it?" asked the lawyer derisively. "How's that?" "Mr. Evans deceived me." "Exactly what do you mean?" "See, when we signed in," she explained, "He told the motel clerk I was his wife." |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Akuviv: 9:20am On Oct 07, 2010 |
EFEMENA unless you have new original jokes, please just enjoy the joke and not tell us you've seen them before. Still waiting for your jokes though. THE BLONDE HUBBY On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself. "How romantic!" she thought. Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to be served. She tip-toed to the kitchen and found it a colossal mess. Her harried blonde husband, removing something indescribable from the smoking oven, saw her in the doorway. "Almost ready!" he vowed. "Sorry it took me so long -- I had to refill the pepper shaker." "Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?" "More'n an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy stuffin' it through those dumb little holes." |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by clemcykul(f): 9:37am On Oct 07, 2010 |
nice one, though it wasnt funny 2 me |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Akuviv: 10:11am On Oct 07, 2010 |
Thanks Clem for not finding it funny but flashed your teeth anyways. I tell you they are not aboki teeth (if I'm to borrow Kunbee's words) |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by KDK(m): 10:13am On Oct 07, 2010 |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by Akuviv: 10:19am On Oct 07, 2010 |
Thanks KDK. Here's another for you. HOOTERS Sally was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, had never seen Sally looking so sad. Liz said, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back okay, but you look so sad. Why?" Sally replied, "Because I just can't get a man." Liz said, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods." "Don't be so silly," Sally said. "I know that. I went in the woods because I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it." Liz said, "I don't understand what you're talking about." Sally replied, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage." "So, how's that gonna help you get a man?" asked Liz. Sally said, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man is to have a good pair of hooters." |
Re: Blonde's Diary On A Cruise Ship by clemcykul(f): 10:43am On Oct 07, 2010 |
lol dis is it! ehhehehe thumbs up bro |
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