A mother was lucky enough to see her three daughters wed in the same year, so she whispered to each of them “After your
weddings, text me your first night experience and don’t forget to text it in a coded way!” After a week, the first daughter sent ‘NESCAFE’ in an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the second sent ‘BENSON’. Their mum, as a ‘soji woman’ picked up a tin of Nescafe and read from d label “fantastic till d last drop!” She also went to her husband’s pack of Benson cigarettes and found written on it “Extra long, king size!” she thought aloud “not too bad for
them at their age” A few days later, her third daughter’s text comes in, “Arik airline: Lagos – Kano!”. So Mama calls Arik Air information desk to inquire about their Lagos to kano flight. She was told, “Its 3 times daily, and it every day. the flight duration is 75 minutes to and fro!” Mama throws herself in the air, slumped and fainted shouting…”ori iYaaaaaaaa miii( this one go kill my daughter).

Source: stolen

Lol. Kudos to you.

So funny I forgot to laugh

valmunich:
So funny I forgot to laugh

duh! who gives a phuck

That's the thing when you marry a Jamaican.

soe:
That's the thing when you marry a Jamaican.

wait make dem catch you

Not funny ... Why is this in joke section