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Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Leftee(m): 6:45pm On Aug 04, 2006
TEACHER: Why are you late?
Lauryn: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
Lauryn: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”


TEACHER: Lauryn, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Lauryn: You told me to do it without using tables!


TEACHER: Lauryn, how do you spell “crocodile”?
Lauryn: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
Lauryn: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!


TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
Lauryn: “HIJKLMNO”!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
Lauryn: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!


TEACHER: Scorpio, go to the map and find North America.
Scorpio: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Lauryn, who discovered America?
Bamendaboy: : Scorpio!

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TEACHER: Lauryn, why do you always get so dirty?
Lauryn: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Lauryn: Don’t bite any.

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TEACHER: Lauryn, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Lauryn: I is,
TEACHER: No, Lauryn. Always say, “I am.”
Lauryn: All right, “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
Lauryn: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday sametime.”


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Teacher: “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
Lauryn: “Because George still had the axe in his hand.”

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Lauryn: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same at home

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Lauryn: Brotherly love.

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Teacher: Now, Lauryn, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Lauryn : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: Lauryn, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did u copy his?
Lauryn: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Lauryn: A teacher .

Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to school.
Lauryn: I heard the milkman say to my mum,"After your kid leaves for school, I'm going to eat your p#$@y".
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by eveseh(f): 6:47pm On Aug 04, 2006
is this a joke? is it for someone?
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by naijadiva2(f): 6:50pm On Aug 04, 2006
too funny
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by kiki(f): 6:52pm On Aug 04, 2006
this shiit is so funny culdn't stop laughin grin grin grin
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Teezy(f): 11:25pm On Aug 04, 2006
roflmao cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy *dies*
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Scorpio(f): 1:33am On Aug 05, 2006
lmao, na so crase dey start ni cheesy
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by dondele(m): 1:49am On Aug 05, 2006
very funny
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by 2fine4u(f): 2:29am On Aug 05, 2006
hilarious, the last one almost threw me outt@ my chair wit laughter
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by nike4luv(f): 2:34am On Aug 05, 2006
omg!, dis is funny cheesy
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by debosky(m): 2:53am On Aug 05, 2006
the last one is a killer grin grin
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by ikamefa(f): 3:33am On Aug 05, 2006
@ leftee nice work dude grin
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by dafman(m): 1:32pm On Aug 05, 2006
cheesy grin

The last one - cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by nilla(f): 2:38pm On Aug 05, 2006
this is so funny *laughing till in tears*
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by hotangel2(f): 3:49pm On Aug 05, 2006
i had tears in my eyes.

Now this is funny. SCorpio found america!
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by nilla(f): 4:00pm On Aug 05, 2006
lol
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by lauryn(f): 1:41pm On Aug 07, 2006
@ Leftee
abi e ti fa gbo yo ni, ti m ba gba yin mu. U dey try my patience o, u dey do your own naw o. Scorpio, u be witness and some other Nairaland members.


Even  though most of them are actually things I would say, doesnt mean u should expose me on a Public forum aiight,,,we were'nt all born equal, aiight?. grin grin grin grin
Na only Amadioha go deal with your case, seriously grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by kajad(m): 1:48pm On Aug 07, 2006
5:0
I suggest you get even grin grin grin
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by lauryn(f): 1:50pm On Aug 07, 2006
@ Kajad
U bet I will grin grin
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by kajad(m): 1:56pm On Aug 07, 2006
Way to go girl! cool
Will be waiting by the side to hail you grin
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by lauryn(f): 1:58pm On Aug 07, 2006
Maybe not on NL. But I'll tell u all about it later, aiight kiss
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by kajad(m): 3:39pm On Aug 07, 2006
Sure darling knew I could depend on you anytime anywhere. kiss
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Hotstepper(f): 7:39pm On Aug 08, 2006
men, this is funny, I couldn't stop laughing, nice one
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Scorpio(f): 9:21pm On Aug 08, 2006
Hotstepper:

men, this is funny, I couldn't stop laughing, nice one
yo! wat's gud with u?
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Oracle(m): 11:16pm On Aug 08, 2006
This is really hilarious,
Well lauryn was honest enough
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by DereI(f): 1:18pm On Aug 10, 2006
Oh mi god!! I can't stop laughing. Are u a born-comedian? grin
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by DereI(f): 1:24pm On Aug 10, 2006
lauryn:

@ Leftee
abi e ti fa gbo yo ni, ti m ba gba yin mu. U dey try my patience o, u dey do your own naw o. Scorpio, u be witness and some other Nairaland members.


Even though most of them are actually things I would say, doesnt mean u should expose me on a Public forum aiight,,,we were'nt all born equal, aiight?. grin grin grin grin
Na only Amadioha go deal with your case, seriously grin grin grin grin grin

Its so unfair of leftee to do a thing like this to lauryn. The fact that both of u attended the same school doesn't mean u should expose her like that.
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by lauryn(f): 2:15pm On Aug 10, 2006
Thank u oh my sista grin, but u know its a joke right?
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by Scorpio(f): 9:50pm On Aug 10, 2006
Dere I:

Its so unfair of leftee to do a thing like this to lauryn. The fact that both of u attended the same school doesn't mean u should expose her like that.
lmao
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by jaybaby(f): 12:05pm On Dec 14, 2006
Jus saw diz --it's so funny grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by angelz(f): 11:41pm On Dec 14, 2006
I'v got dis jokes too in my colectns, n can't stop goin thru it al ova. Its kul.
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by bechex(m): 5:37pm On Dec 16, 2006
Too funny
Re: Must Read! Lauryn Vs Teacher by tripdizle(m): 10:53am On Dec 19, 2006
i lyk the last one cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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