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Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by whales2020(m): 3:28pm On Apr 12, 2015
precious001:
How much fun is the whatsapp group?


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Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by whales2020(m): 3:30pm On Apr 12, 2015
treasuregr8:


ka nnukwia! lol

I wish you same#mugunnnnn......lolzzzzzzzz

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Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by precious001(f): 4:22pm On Apr 12, 2015
whales2020:

Haaaaaa! I can't quantify it ooo...Guys like whales Tholu,ferdy,Darl Evans....those guys r hot with prof like question....u ll love it!!!
Okay,thank you but I think I'll just stick to nairaland
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by jstbeinhonest(m): 5:11pm On Apr 12, 2015
Hey guyz,i scored 221 in my jamb,nd i choose chem...any advice?.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:14pm On Apr 12, 2015
ERCROSS:


yes ooo...
Though I ve reported the case to the Nigerian police Force division headquarters-Eleweran..
And a thorough search team has been dispatched to its effect
Thanks for being concerned jare...
My broh from another mother..
grin .

You shouldn't have stressed yourself that much. I've got boys - cassyrooy augster francistony horpeyemmi66 pes13 mockinjay t33jay007 - who can help find it under 30 secs.














Not without two bags of weed each.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:15pm On Apr 12, 2015
T33jay007:
lol.....you go soon go another ban holiday again

Haha.. Say wetin?? Na me and the bot go go together
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:16pm On Apr 12, 2015
whales2020:


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grin grin
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:17pm On Apr 12, 2015
treasuregr8:


lol you're mouthed


wow! I made first page, this calls for celebration...

as if na presidential certificate

Lol.. How prep?

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Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 6:18pm On Apr 12, 2015
Akejuolusegun:
. Haaaaa !!! Ogbeni nah Cain u won chop !!! I go bring them come ui .

No vex.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by danielous(m): 6:19pm On Apr 12, 2015
ogunsinamayowa:
VERY IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you, guys, check your jamb change of institution slip. i did mine last week, but i just discover a shocking and unsual error: i saw 2010 on my change of institution slip instead of 2015. i called the center where i did it immediately, and he said he would help me to check slips from other candidates. he called me back and informed that that is what he also found on the other candidates' slip...... please if you have done your coc / institution, what year on your slip? 2015 or 2010?
YES ,IT IS
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by horpeyemmi66(m): 8:42pm On Apr 12, 2015
Pr0ton:


You shouldn't have stressed yourself that much. I've got boys - cassyrooy augster francistony horpeyemmi66 pes13 mockinjay t33jay007 - who can help find it under 30 secs.














Not without two bags of weed each.

I want the Kenyan type of weed...and a bottle of Night Train.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Kingdomdaughter(f): 9:01pm On Apr 12, 2015
Is the post ume form out. Keep me posted pls.tnks
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by whales2020(m): 10:57pm On Apr 12, 2015
precious001:
Okay,thank you but I think I'll just stick to nairaland
As ur queenship pleases ......lol
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by chaz007(f): 9:03am On Apr 13, 2015
95%!
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 9:58am On Apr 13, 2015
grin grin grin I don die

ERCROSS:


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Owk....
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D woman who sells the thread is just midway d length of d resultant vector.. (iya Silifa)....


Dont bother thanking me broh...
We r all here to help ourselves...
cheesy
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:04am On Apr 13, 2015
horpeyemmi66:


I want the Kenyan type of weed...and a bottle of Night Train.

Chai.. Yours is different undecided I hope the guy can afford it.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:05am On Apr 13, 2015
chaz007:
95%!

What's the 95% for?
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:06am On Apr 13, 2015
whales2020:

As ur queenship pleases ......lol

Add me to the group bro.. 09030910740
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:08am On Apr 13, 2015
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving
when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named
Bubba, comes in to pee.
The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how
immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and
asks Bubba what his secret is.
"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed
with a girl, I whack my peepee on the bedpost three times.
It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and
decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into
bed with his wife, he took out his pee pee and whacked it
three times on the bedpost.
His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 10:10am On Apr 13, 2015
A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company
training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and
wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like
me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says: "An English girl!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks:
"So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you," replies the wife.
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?"
"I asked for, the English girl?"
"Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a
few months to see if its a girl!"
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by augster(m): 10:41am On Apr 13, 2015
Pr0ton:
One weekend, the husband is in the bathroom shaving
when the kid he hired to mow his lawn, a local kid named
Bubba, comes in to pee.
The husband slyly looks over and is shocked at how
immensely endowed Bubba is. He can't help himself, and
asks Bubba what his secret is.
"Well," says Bubba, "every night before I climb into bed
with a girl, I whack my peepee on the bedpost three times.
It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The husband was excited at this easy suggestion and
decided to try it that very night. So before climbing into
bed with his wife, he took out his pee pee and whacked it
three times on the bedpost.
His wife, half-asleep, said, "Bubba? Is that you?"
I'm sure you're Bubba grin
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by thankyouJesus(m): 11:18am On Apr 13, 2015
Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
The last aspect of Integration concerning JAMB/POST JAMB.
INTEGRALS OF THE FORM [size=40]$[/size]f'(x)/f(x) dx.
Just like the last class, can I strike out? Can I manipulate to strike out?

Example 1: Evaluate [size=40]$[/size](2x + 3)/(x2 + 3x - 5) dx.
Solution:
[size=40]$[/size](2x + 3)/(x2 + 3x - 5) dx
just like product, we can strike out the numerator by differentiating the denominator
let u = x2 + 3x - 5
du/dx = 2x + 3
dx = du/(2x + 3)
substituting back
[size=40]$[/size]{(2x + 3)/u} {(du/(2x + 3)}
= [size=40]$[/size]1/u du
this is a standard integral right? Good, the standard is
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Very good,
1n u + c
1n(x2 + 3x - 5) + c

Example 2: Evaluate [size=40]$[/size](4x - cool / (x2 - 4x + 5) dx.
Solution:
[size=40]$[/size](4x - cool / (x2 - 4x + 5) dx
what do you notice? Very good, manipulation can work.
Let u = fill in the gap
dx = fill in the gap
[size=40]$[/size](4x - cool/u (fill in the gap)
= 2 1n(x2 - 4x + 5) + c

Example 3: Evaluate [size=40]$[/size]cosx/sinx dx.
Solution:
[size=40]$[/size]cosx/sinx dx
allow me to call this a straight forward method i.e the differentiation of the denominator yields the numerator.
Whenever you notice that the differentiation of the denom yield the numen, solve this way
[size=40]$[/size]cosx/sinx dx
= 1nsinx + c.
Same as example 1 above.

Example 4: Evaluate [size=40]$[/size](x - 3)/(x2 - 6x + 2) dx.
Solution:
[size=40]$[/size](x - 3)/(x2 - 6x + 2) dx
using direct method, but we need to manipulate the numerator by 2 (which is known from differentiation), but integration is the reverse process of differention (we will settled for the inverse of 2 which is 1/2)
1/2 1n(x2 - 6x + 2) + c.
Try it with example 2.

Any question?


We are through with Integration concerning JAMB

Take home:
1. No 42, 1994
[size=40]$[/size]1-1(2x + 1)2 dx.
Ans: 14/3
2. No 42, 1997
if y = x(x4 + x2 + 1) cal [size=40]$[/size]1-1y dx.
Ans: 0.
Hint: multiply out and integrate in turn.
3. No 40, 1998
[size=40]$[/size]pi2(sec2x - tan2x) dx.
Ans: pi - 2.
Hint: tan2x + 1 = sec2x
4. No 38, 1999
evaluate [size=40]$[/size]1-2(x - 1)2 dx.
Ans: 9
5. No 37, 1999
evaluate [size=40]$[/size]pi/40(sinx - cosx) dx.
Ans: -1 - root2
Hint: trig of pi is 180 (just as before), but pi is 22/7.

Have a nice day.
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by treasuregr8(f): 11:31am On Apr 13, 2015
whales2020:


I wish you same#mugunnnnn......lolzzzzzzzz

ignored
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by muhammadmuqtar(m): 11:48am On Apr 13, 2015
Bhuumhite:
am coming in for pharmacy....can smeone tell us d cost of accomodation in d skul hostels
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by whales2020(m): 12:24pm On Apr 13, 2015
[quote author=muhammadmuqtar post=32671726][/quote]

Oh my. GoD,which kind knight u be sf....we r goin for war,all preparing for the battle,date not yet fixed.Gbam!! ,u r asking for wia we r goin to sleep...let's win the war 1st...accommodation ll surely come baba.....TeamMBBS/TeamUI
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Pr0ton: 3:05pm On Apr 13, 2015
augster:
I'm sure you're Bubba grin

cheesy cheesy
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by MrGreat4Ui: 3:32pm On Apr 13, 2015
K
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by cassyrooy(m): 4:07pm On Apr 13, 2015
treasuregr8:


ignored
I'm still waiting!
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Akejuolusegun(m): 4:16pm On Apr 13, 2015
whales2020:



Haaaaaa! I can't quantify it ooo...Guys like whales Tholu,ferdy,Darl Evans....those guys r hot with prof like question....u ll love it!!!
add mine. 09034820902
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by ogunsinamayowa(m): 5:12pm On Apr 13, 2015
princessdebbby:
alright then

i just print my result slip now. it is 2015 not 2010. i am at ease now!
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Tholuwaniey(m): 5:17pm On Apr 13, 2015
precious001:
Okay,thank you but I think I'll just stick to nairaland



Come in and let us dine together... at the table of the science group...
Re: University Of Ibadan 2015/16 Applicants by Tholuwaniey(m): 5:17pm On Apr 13, 2015
whales2020:



Haaaaaa! I can't quantify it ooo...Guys like whales Tholu,ferdy,Darl Evans....those guys r hot with prof like question....u ll love it!!!

Whaaaaallleeees!!! I see you!!

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