How do I begin to recount my phobia for eating in public restaurants. Monday morning with tedious works and waka about wats abroda gat to do. Even as I ordered that double plate of hot eba and uha soup which I washed down with a bottle of trophy something told me dat the worms who have made my stomach their hometown/LGA were planning a riot. The clouds suddenly got darker indicating rainfall in the offing. I quickly entered the next bus on my way to a neighbouring town as requested or ordered from the fat Bleep I call my boss. No sooner had I entered the bus did four pretty female corpers join me. Surprisingly the devils really meant me today as these ladies found in me good company which I found surprising thanks to my rambo face. The rains continued to pour and the chatting and lying through our teeths progressed nicely till it all happened. Lighting struck in my stomach and I knew a decent rendering of accompanying thunder wasr inevitable. The yeye driver didnt have the decency to even put on any music that would have muffled any sound that could have emanated from yours faithful. Still thinking on how to manage the situation did I realise the intentions of the gods. RUNNY STOMACH. Chai. I stopped chatting. I sang worship songs, I scrolled for verses on the bible app on my pad, I swore to deal with my enemies, I promised God I will leave my gf and never fornicate again if only he could take this cup away from me. I saw a wine cork and I nursed the visionary idea of using it to manually block my orfice of impending shame till I arrived my destination. Finally I saw myself squatted in the heavy rain by the road side doing my business while being looked at by other road users and co passegers as a leper. I wonder where I will find a wife cos those corpers couldnt even help me with tissue. What a beautiful hankercheif gone to waste. If u see a picture of a nice now Godly and humble man under such circumstances described earlier please fight and defend my honour. People with experience do share so I dont feel like an island. Cheers

Ok

could have been worse, thank God for you.

LWKMD... :-D

kikikikiki@ I swear I will leave my girlfriend......Dude yoi got talent

there can only be one true God and there can be plenty gods. Next time kindly use "gods" instead of the former.

I understand the feeling ,but the truth is it could have been worst, you know?

lwkmd o boy no be small thing o. so the bus left u behind or what but man i can only imagine it sha

Lmao Better imagined than witnessed.

bennyrazz:
there can only be one true God and there can be plenty gods. Next time kindly use "gods" instead of the former.

I used gods oh really surprised to see wat am seeing

Eddygourdo:
I used gods oh really surprised to see wat am seeing

go to the topic

Sorry OP,too funny.

Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!

I love your "blog"!
Very racy!

May I never be in your shoes. . . .Even in OLD AGE!
Amen!!!!!!!!

that thing is no respecter of man : D

Dis guy na comedian..
Truly the gods know how to run people mad