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Awesome Tongue Twisters. by bigfather(m): 8:57am On Nov 21, 2008
A little bit of excercise for the TONGUE ! tongue

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

A bitter biting bittern Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten, By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.
The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south.
These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a sack.
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by Gabry(f): 10:58am On Nov 21, 2008
Ahhhh Big dada, I am very very very VERY good at tongue twisters naaa cool smiley
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by bigfather(m): 11:33am On Nov 21, 2008
gabrywyl:

Ahhhh Big dada, I am very very very VERY good at tongue twisters naaa cool smiley

Give me a call naa then you read for me .
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by Gabry(f): 12:21pm On Nov 21, 2008
CALL na waa! From Malaysia all the way to Nigeria shocked sad
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by bigfather(m): 12:26pm On Nov 21, 2008
Hhenn ? E too cost abi e too far ? Oya give me ya number, then i'll call you if you cant call me .
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by Gabry(f): 12:26pm On Nov 21, 2008
Ya right mehn. . . grin
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by bigfather(m): 12:34pm On Nov 21, 2008
gabrywyl:

Ya right mehn. . . grin

Oya naa , i don send you mail with my official mail addy !
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by Gabry(f): 12:34pm On Nov 21, 2008
Huh?
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by bigfather(m): 12:39pm On Nov 21, 2008
gabrywyl:

Huh?
Hheeenn ? Suprised that i have an official email addy ? undecided
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by Gabry(f): 12:40pm On Nov 21, 2008
Email? Wetin you want to do with your email?
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by bigfather(m): 12:42pm On Nov 21, 2008
gabrywyl:

Email? Wetin you want to do with your email?

I say make you send ya number make i call you. I wan hear how you go take read the tongue twisters !
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by Gabry(f): 12:47pm On Nov 21, 2008
LMAO! U typical dada. Than afta you take know than wetin?
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by Moyola(f): 12:50pm On Nov 21, 2008
lol. . . . . dhat some tongue twister mahn!! cheesy
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by clemcykul(f): 1:29pm On Nov 21, 2008
so na here bigfather dey razzle gabie shocked shocked shocked

hmm wonder are just begining shocked
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by Gabry(f): 1:44pm On Nov 21, 2008
Wetin I do?
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by bigfather(m): 2:02pm On Nov 21, 2008
gabrywyl:

LMAO! U typical dada. Than afta you take know than wetin?

Nothing naa cus me nor dey do long distance runs o !
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by Gabry(f): 2:03pm On Nov 21, 2008
Chei! Dada, you no got work naa sad
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by bigfather(m): 2:11pm On Nov 21, 2008
gabrywyl:

Chei! Dada, you no got work naa sad
Employ me naa,make i dey work UNDER you ! tongue
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by Gabry(f): 2:19pm On Nov 21, 2008
Really? I do have some positions though

1) Toilet Janitor

2) Farting partner.

Choose which one you interested? grin
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by bigfather(m): 2:21pm On Nov 21, 2008
I dey above all those positions . What of BEDMATE ? tongue grin shocked
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by Gabry(f): 2:23pm On Nov 21, 2008
Na waaa! Tufiakwa! I'm still a minor biko. don't make mama Ngozi catch you corupting ma sangolo naaa. . .  She will go inform Amadioha to strike you sharp sharp.  angry
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by jaymobb(m): 2:30pm On Nov 21, 2008
garby u don improve finish 4 pidgin english
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by Gabry(f): 2:31pm On Nov 21, 2008
Eheheheh grin

Jay, why you go call me garby now? sad
Re: Awesome Tongue Twisters. by clemcykul(f): 3:12pm On Nov 21, 2008
is that not ur name

jayzee how na?? u no get money for cafe again kwo?

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