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|Baked Beans by blissieng(f): 6:53pm On Mar 26, 2009|
If this doesn't make you laugh out loud, nothing will!!
Once upon a time, there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them but unfortunately, they had always had a very embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction to her.
Then one day she met a man and fell in love.
When it became apparent that they would marry she thought to herself, "He is such a sweet and gentle man, he would never go for this carrying on."
So she made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later her car broke down on her way home from work. Since she lived in the country she called her husband and told him that she would be late because she had to walk home.
On her way, she passed a small diner and the odour of the baked beans was more than she could stand.
Since she still had miles to walk, she figured that she would walk off any ill effects by the time she reached home. So, she stopped at the diner and before she knew it, she had
consumed three large orders of baked beans.
All the way home she putt-putted, and upon arriving home she felt reasonably sure she could control it.
Her husband seemed excited to see her and exclaimed delightedly,
"Darling, I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded her and led her to her chair at the table. She seated herself and just as he was about to remove the blindfold from his wife, the telephone rang.
He made her promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned. He then went to answer the telephone. The baked beans she had consumed were still affecting her and the pressure was becoming almost unbearable, so while her husband was out of the room she seized the opportunity, shifted her weight to one leg and let it go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of pulpwood
mill. She took her napkin and fanned the air around her vigorously. Then, she shifted to the other cheek and ripped three more, which reminded her of cooked cabbage.
Keeping her ears tuned to the conversation in the other room, she went on like this for another ten minutes. When the telephone farewells signalled the end of her freedom, she fanned the air a few more times with her napkin placed it on her lap and folded her hands upon it, smiling contentedly to herself.
She was the picture of innocence when her husband returned, apologizing for taking so long, he asked her if she peeked, and she assured him that she had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and she was surprised!!
There were twelve dinner guests seated around the table to wish her a
|Re: Baked Beans by olulu(m): 7:04pm On Mar 26, 2009|
but tite sha
|Re: Baked Beans by blissieng(f): 7:17pm On Mar 26, 2009|
where ya own?
You think say e easi to dey good @ joke n Writing? ie Lit n writing section,
Mi I give myself hand jo!
|Re: Baked Beans by donsponky(m): 12:07am On Mar 27, 2009|
Monkey no fine but her mama like her so,
|Re: Baked Beans by olulu(m): 8:43am On Mar 27, 2009|
where my own
check dem out,
they ain't copy and paste, they 100% original
don't mean to blow me trumpet,
but, what da heck . . . . . . . . .
i blow it anyway
|Re: Baked Beans by blissieng(f): 9:33am On Mar 27, 2009|
I said jokes, not writing!
Na only you sabi write?
Copy n paste? Who doesn't? It becomes a problem if that's all you do, Since that ain't me - walk jare.
|Re: Baked Beans by jamace(m): 5:21pm On Mar 29, 2009|
Wa o. Kai, if na me eh, i for faint out of shame.
|Re: Baked Beans by olulu(m): 8:31am On Mar 30, 2009|
u b copy and paste
but well, it's all good, we can't all b original, so no worry, no take u for who u are,
da rob n dub
|Re: Baked Beans by blissieng(f): 8:38am On Mar 30, 2009|
Ur opinion, a rather irrelevant one. Like I said keep walking till u find originals, There,
|Re: Baked Beans by Ben13: 9:15am On Mar 30, 2009|
this is serious!
|Re: Baked Beans by olulu(m): 9:16am On Mar 30, 2009|
my opinion, which is d truth,
and well, truth hurts
anyway, i will manage u like dat
am not on ur case o, just havin me fun
|Re: Baked Beans by Ben13: 9:20am On Mar 30, 2009|
now, please move to the fighting session.
|Re: Baked Beans by blissieng(f): 9:57am On Mar 30, 2009|
It is self degrading to have fun to other ppls detriment.
It just goes to show how less of a
|Re: Baked Beans by romsky: 10:01am On Mar 30, 2009|
all dis pikins self
|Re: Baked Beans by blissieng(f): 10:03am On Mar 30, 2009|
it takes one to know one.
|Re: Baked Beans by romsky: 10:04am On Mar 30, 2009|
bia did u mistakenly post dat u wrote the joke yaself
omo rethink am cus e be lyk say na d wrong one u post
|Re: Baked Beans by Ben13: 10:07am On Mar 30, 2009|
this is monday morning o
no insults, please
|Re: Baked Beans by blissieng(f): 10:31am On Mar 30, 2009|
read Roma! Learn to read!
You'd be surprised how amazing you'd feel. The amazing feeling of knowing how to read everything rather than insinuate what u think might have been written.
|Re: Baked Beans by romsky: 10:34am On Mar 30, 2009|
i said ur thread is copy paasted
|Re: Baked Beans by studio43(m): 10:39am On Mar 30, 2009|
romade free this gurl na
even if na copy paste, how 's it your business?
|Re: Baked Beans by Ben13: 10:41am On Mar 30, 2009|
that's his job.
|Re: Baked Beans by studio43(m): 10:43am On Mar 30, 2009|
one of the effects of economy reccessions i guess
|Re: Baked Beans by olulu(m): 10:47am On Mar 30, 2009|
too bad u feel dis bad about it, i didn't set out to degrade anybody
cos i only tasi / yab people i like e.g ram-made aka romade
well, if u think am less of man, and more of a boi, or more man than boi, or d both of them,
or d 2 both of them, or d 2 both of all of dem, or everything both of all of dem,
make u enter d place, make we c if u no go carry , . . . . .belly too
bliss love, just messin with u head, try b a good sport
|Re: Baked Beans by studio43(m): 10:52am On Mar 30, 2009|
even if she follow u enter d place, NA WHAT'SUP U GO TALK, nor be sey u get any point to prove
|Re: Baked Beans by blissieng(f): 10:57am On Mar 30, 2009|
messing wiv my head?
I must warn u though - I tend to give as much and more than I get.
Oh! And ten of u aint man enuff to mess wiv my head.
|Re: Baked Beans by Ben13: 11:01am On Mar 30, 2009|
this is becoming serious
|Re: Baked Beans by studio43(m): 11:04am On Mar 30, 2009|
wetin we go do dis gurl?
|Re: Baked Beans by Lolabbey: 11:05am On Mar 30, 2009|
|Re: Baked Beans by studio43(m): 11:08am On Mar 30, 2009|
lola welcome , How market?
|Re: Baked Beans by Ben13: 11:11am On Mar 30, 2009|
studio43:Let's introduce her to Jackie Chan.
|Re: Baked Beans by studio43(m): 11:16am On Mar 30, 2009|
why jackie chan, when samuel peter be your brother?
|Re: Baked Beans by romsky: 11:19am On Mar 30, 2009|
una tu talk abeg act b4 she gets out of hand
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