yes brother, this thread is for you! .....SISTER! yours will come later

are you insecure? do you feel like a yabaleftician? are your posts on nairaland senseless? well this are the steps on how to prove to people that you are SANE!!!

1. wear your clothes inside out

2. wear your clothes immediately after washing, it must not dry oooo!

3. barb skin-cut and cream with palm oil (ara é ma dan )

4. all articles of clothing to work through out this week should be red, tie, shoe, shirt, watch, trouser e.t.c

5. wear a pant inside out, and once the time is 12midnight on the dot, run inside a police station and shout BOKO HARAM!!

6. run inside an army barrack wearing different shoes, slap the soldier at the gate and say: November Fool!

7. by 5am, be na.ked, wear only a pair of boots and a condom, then go for jogging till 8am

8. wear a singlet, a skirt and a pair of cover-shoes, go straight to your boss's office and bang his table, then say: give me 50 BILLION DOLLARS now!!! (he will sign you a cheque right away!!! )

9. on Sunday, when the church is quiet and the sermon is going on, stand on your seat and shout: devil thank you!! pastor shame!

10. if you are unable to do no.9 above, wait till offering time, as you are about to drop your offering, steal the offering box/basket and run away

BONUS: when talking with people and they say something funny, instead of laughing, just smile and say: LOL


DISCLAIMER: DO THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK, AM TYPING WITH MY IPHONE 9 ON MY DUSTBIN MANSION.MY FELLOW SANE PEOPLE, GIVE THESE PEOPLE YOUR OWN ADVICE TOO.

mods, this is just for fun educative purposes only

i tot ur smallpenis was the only problem

i now know why u think with ur kidney

cos of ur very smallbrain
pele

O ga oo........ur usrname sef,e get as e be oo

[size=30pt] I have don all these... any new challenges? [/size]