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New Priest In Town by hotangel2(f): 10:22pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say instead that they had 'fallen.' This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well until the priest passed away at a ripe old age. A few days after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. "Mayor, you have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep telling me they've fallen." The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. But, before he could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at him and shouted, "I don't know what you're laughing about, because your wife has fallen three times this week!" |
Re: New Priest In Town by sweetnini(f): 10:13am On Sep 26, 2005 |
good one |
Re: New Priest In Town by casper(m): 4:28pm On Sep 27, 2005 |
Yeeeeepaaa f up men nice one lol |
Re: New Priest In Town by boladonas(m): 12:45am On Apr 10, 2007 |
"I have just fallen 2" |
Re: New Priest In Town by robby1(m): 8:45pm On Apr 10, 2007 |
lol i just pictured the way the look on the mayors face changed very suddenly lol |
Re: New Priest In Town by ILOEGBE(f): 1:27pm On Apr 11, 2007 |
Oh my God. |
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