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You Work for the Government When: by hotangel2(f): 10:23pm On Sep 25, 2005 |
* The process becomes more important than the product * You don''t see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about * You feel you contributed to the meeting just by being there * You stop raising issues/problems because you know you will be the one answering them. * You fly first class across the country to attend a conference with 100+ people to discuss the fact that the project does not have enough money * You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job title is an acronym * You understand the rationalization of an acronym composed of acronyms * You know that the location of a meeting is directly related to its importance. (1) A meeting at Fort Hood requires a subordinate or a contractor (2) The same meeting at Lake Tahoe requires your personal attention * You''ve sat at the same desk for 3 years, done the same thing for 3 years, but have had 3 different business cards |
Re: You Work for the Government When: by Ginz: 8:40pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
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Re: You Work for the Government When: by kewe(f): 8:50pm On Dec 07, 2005 |
exactly lol |
Re: You Work for the Government When: by dani1luv: 6:59pm On Feb 28, 2009 |
lollito ![]() |
Re: You Work for the Government When: by mykali(m): 7:07pm On Feb 28, 2009 |
so when's the government gonna pay me? ![]() |
Re: You Work for the Government When: by dani1luv: 7:15pm On Feb 28, 2009 |
go ask your nearest dokitor!!!! |
Re: You Work for the Government When: by mykali(m): 7:41pm On Feb 28, 2009 |
huh? ![]() |
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