Count your blessings,
Instagram them one by one...
Oh yes that’s the new saying
now. We Nigerians like to show
off, and instagram was made for our
lifestyle. If you still don’t have an
Instagram account you missing a
lot. Infact you’re most likely to be lost
in this post, so go download and
signup on instagram . 
Here are The 10 Types of Nigerians
you find on Instagram:
1. Team Kfb –
These are the most annoying group
of people on Instagram, they post kfb
on almost every post. Well for those
that don’t know what kfb means, it
means you’re not on Instagram, go
sign up and find out what it means
lol. Begging for a follow after every
comment or post you see is rude and
not polite, he will follow you if he/
she wants too. I saw people posting
kfb on Beyoncé Instagram page ,
Beyoncé doesn’t even follow Jay z so
why will she follow you.How do I
know this, check her Instagram page,
she has 19 million followers and the
babe doesn’t give a shit about
following anybody(following zero).
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2. Filter Lords-
I sometimes use filters when
necessary but there are this group of
people that can’t just do without
filter on any pictures they post, I call
them the Instagram Dencia(Her royal
majesty of skin tonning,nah that
sound too nice, bleaching queen I
mean).You see the Dolapo,a.k.a
walking shadow, your old secondary
school crush all of a sudden looking
so light skin on Instagram, and you
start wondering isn’t that Dolapo omo
Iya alamala ?

3. The Selfie Babe-
It’s not only girls nowadays that
takes selfies infront of a mirror even
boys do also,yeah even me
sometimes. All this group of people
do on Instagram is post selfies of
themselves,mostly in front of a
mirror ,then add hashtags like
#selfie#meAlone#mirrorselfie etc.

4.Mr “like all pictures”-
This group of people are mostly guys,
they don’t post or comment that
often, all they do is like any picture
posted as if they’re been paid to do
so.You check your news feed are you
see Obinna liked 90 pictures(20
seconds ago), nna when will Oga
Obinna post his own pictures now?.

5. The Comedian-
The chief obi class of people, this
group of people are the ones that
truly make Instagram all way fun,
they’re always posting short funny
videos that would make you laugh
your ass off. If you don’t have the
likes of chief obi, funnyAfrica
pics, iamdulo , oluwakaponeski , crazeclown
, foxy p etc on your instagram list
then you’re missing out a lot of
laughter. They are the ones that
have gotten fame and cash through
Instagram, gone are those days when
you have to be seen on TV to be
popular, these days just post funny
videos ,get more followers are you
can sign autograph on beautiful
excited female fan’s boobs lol.

6.Mr.”Na me gym pass ”-
He his always in the gym, posting
pictures of his “8 packs”.You wonder
if he got a day time job
.
7.The fashionista-
#floraljumpsuit
#sundayRedandWhiteAnkara
#iroAndBuba #newlook,these are the
kind of hashtags you see on their
daily fashion post. It’s always about
the cloth they wore on Monday or
the iro and buba they wore to
church last Sunday. They have the
most colorful Instagram page,’cos it’s
always about the right color worn.I
like this group sha !

8. The Hashtag Assassins-
The Chuck Norris and James Bond of
hashtags. Let me first confess, I was
also a member till I understood what
hashtags are meant for. Hashtags are
used so Instagram search engines
can find and categorize pictures with
same tags.For instance, if you type
#puffpuff in one of your pictures,
any user anywhere in the world
looking for “puffpuff” can find your
picture. How can someone type an
hashtag looking like a page from
Edet and Simbi English Textbook and
expect that another user somewhere
to find his picture . Biko don’t string
too many words together with a
single hashtag

9.The Instagram Columbus-
Today she is posting a picture of
herself with burj khalifa in the
background ,hashtag
#Indubaichilling,tomorrow another
picture of her with the london
bridge ,next she’s posing with
the colosseum in Italy.You start
getting jealous and wondering if
she’s a pilot or an air hostess,’cos
where does such money for that kind
of travel falls from?

10.Madam Multiple Photos(MMP) –
This group is dominated by mostly
girls ,I find them really annoying.
You mirror the same single image in
2 or four squares using those insta
apps, Girl did you missed the Physics
class on “reflection” in your High
school??
So which group do you belong too?

So ur point is ?

Nice write up