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16 Types Of Students You'll Meet In A University Lecture Hall by Cyb3rhack3r: 8:17am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Don’t mind the stunted pidgin ….. Where do u belong? 1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones dey listen an jot down notes well.. dey are always found in d front. 2. THE ON-LOOKERS: Dese one cannot be rilly classified as good-listeners.. cos dey just look at d lecturer, so confused.. weda d lecturer is speakin gibberish or mumbo jumbo dey just keep lookin. and dats how dey keep looking till exam finish. 3. THE PHOTOCOPYING TEAM: Oh my! dese pple knw demselves.. dey are always found saying “abeg i no get strent to write.. do make i photocopy”. This set of pple can photocopy anytin on paper.dey dnt care dey just photocopy. If u no hol ursef well, dem go photocopy u join. 4. The “THIS MAN TOO FAST” clique: These students are damn slowww.. if d lecturer tries to fasten up note callin abit..dey just hands down and join d onlookers. 5. THE PERPETUAL LATECOMER: These are d pple who enjoy and derive pleasure comin to class afta lecture has started.. dey just like sneakin-in and I begin to wonder y d sneaking, didn’t u pay skul fees? Abi no be u get d admission neh?. 6. THE SLEEPERS CONGLOMERATE: This group can sleep for Africa, they sleep without fear or favour, dey just find one nice spot to receive breeze and 30mins into d lecture, dey are off. 7. THE PEN BORROWERS: Weda dem be students abi dem be non-learning students I dnt just undastand.. dese pple can neva hav biro, dey keep borrowing till dia bag is full of biros. 8. THE ARGUEMENT LORDS: These group of pple are just lookin for how to start a controversy.. dey just love to argue.. funny thing is dah dey might not be intelligent according to book-wise ooo.. buh wen it comes to arguments u can neva win dem.. see talent. 9. THE QUESTIONNAIRES: Chei dese pple can ask useless questions ehh.. sometimes d lecturers get frustrated and feel like punching d student.. u can imagine sumbody asking “sir, the slaves in the plantation, were dey allowed to eat d plantain?” 10. THE ABSENTEE STUDENT: Wah can I say.. these pple neva attend class buh dia names are always in d attendance and dey always write test.. ghost students. 11. THE NOISEMAKERS: These ones are different from d “argumentists” in dat.. d arguers hav points buh dese one jux make noise randomly and keeps disturbing d klass. 12. THE FASHIONISTS: All dey pray for is pple to look at dem and WOW.. Dey hav d latest dress in Vogue.. dey wear different cloths evryday.. and we wey dey repeat cloth go jux hang oneside.. 13. THE FIGHTERS: Anyway all na work of the devil. 14. THE NO-TIME STUDENTS: These ones always hav sumtin to do sumwea.. dey jux want d lecture to finsih so dat dey can go shap shap. 15. THE ENGLISH CORRECTION OFFICERS: They may not be listening ooo.. buh wen d lecturer makes one single English error.. Gbam! Work don start bdat. 16. THE AMEBOS: Dia own na to observe anything wey dey happen and dem no dey keep dia mouth shut ( U no need tell me, I know that’s where I belong) http://..com/2014/11/16-types-of-students-you-meet-in.html |
Re: 16 Types Of Students You'll Meet In A University Lecture Hall by chrismmm: 8:29am On Nov 12, 2014 |
booked! |
Re: 16 Types Of Students You'll Meet In A University Lecture Hall by Ambrogio(m): 8:50am On Nov 12, 2014 |
And then the Hidden Geniuses who memorize the whole lecture like me |
Re: 16 Types Of Students You'll Meet In A University Lecture Hall by yungEX(m): 8:55am On Nov 12, 2014 |
16 Types Of Students You'll Meet In A University Lecture Hall - no 10 the absentees, how do u meet absentees in the lecture hall? explain futher 1 Like |
Re: 16 Types Of Students You'll Meet In A University Lecture Hall by moscobabs(m): 9:00am On Nov 12, 2014 |
yungEX:same question I want ask oo 1 Like |
Re: 16 Types Of Students You'll Meet In A University Lecture Hall by badbros(m): 9:06am On Nov 12, 2014 |
lmfao, you forgot the back sit gang. that's were ideas are made 1 Like |
Re: 16 Types Of Students You'll Meet In A University Lecture Hall by Teespice(f): 9:46am On Nov 12, 2014 |
loool you forgot to include those who ping on bbm and whatsapp as well as browse when lectures go on. |
Re: 16 Types Of Students You'll Meet In A University Lecture Hall by Nobody: 10:29am On Nov 12, 2014 |
That questionnaire group though. There was this dude back then, this guys questions can be like interview. Na so the guy go dey fire lecturer with question boys go feel like throwing him out the window. Jeez, especially when you just can't wait for the lecturer to leave, this guy will start asking silly and irrelevant questions that even his sit mate can answer. Sometimes I go just dey wonder which secondary school the guy attend. So Annoying. |
Re: 16 Types Of Students You'll Meet In A University Lecture Hall by heatmeup(f): 11:41am On Nov 12, 2014 |
chrismmm:booked!!2 |
Re: 16 Types Of Students You'll Meet In A University Lecture Hall by halmeyd(m): 11:51am On Nov 12, 2014 |
Mak i spread my mat in case,. |
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