Don’t mind the stunted pidgin …..
Where do u belong?
1. THE GOOD LISTENERS: These ones dey listen an jot
down notes well.. dey are always found in d front.
2. THE ON-LOOKERS: Dese one cannot be rilly
classified as good-listeners.. cos dey just look at d
lecturer, so
confused.. weda d lecturer is speakin gibberish or
mumbo jumbo dey just keep lookin. and dats how
dey
keep looking till exam finish.
3. THE PHOTOCOPYING TEAM: Oh my! dese pple knw
demselves.. dey are always found saying “abeg i no
get strent to write.. do make i photocopy”. This set of
pple can photocopy anytin on paper.dey dnt care
dey
just photocopy. If u no hol ursef well, dem go
photocopy u join.
4. The “THIS MAN TOO FAST” clique: These students
are damn slowww.. if d lecturer tries to fasten up
note callin abit..dey just hands down and join d
onlookers.
5. THE PERPETUAL LATECOMER: These are d pple who
enjoy and derive pleasure comin to class afta lecture
has started.. dey just like sneakin-in and I begin to
wonder y d sneaking, didn’t u pay skul fees? Abi no
be u
get d admission neh?.
6. THE SLEEPERS CONGLOMERATE: This group can
sleep for Africa, they sleep without fear or favour, dey
just find one nice spot to receive breeze and 30mins
into d lecture, dey are off.
7. THE PEN BORROWERS: Weda dem be students abi
dem be non-learning students I dnt just
undastand..
dese pple can neva hav biro, dey keep borrowing till
dia bag is full of biros.
8. THE ARGUEMENT LORDS: These group of pple are
just lookin for how to start a controversy.. dey just
love to argue.. funny thing is dah dey might not be
intelligent according to book-wise ooo.. buh wen it
comes
to arguments u can neva win dem.. see talent.
9. THE QUESTIONNAIRES: Chei dese pple can ask
useless questions ehh.. sometimes d lecturers get
frustrated and feel like punching d student.. u can
imagine sumbody asking “sir, the slaves in the
plantation,
were dey allowed to eat d plantain?”
10. THE ABSENTEE STUDENT: Wah can I say.. these
pple neva attend class buh dia names are always in
d
attendance and dey always write test.. ghost
students.
11. THE NOISEMAKERS: These ones are different from
d “argumentists” in dat.. d arguers hav points buh
dese one jux make noise randomly and keeps
disturbing d klass.
12. THE FASHIONISTS: All dey pray for is pple to look
at dem and WOW.. Dey hav d latest dress in Vogue..
dey wear different cloths evryday.. and we wey dey
repeat cloth go jux hang oneside..
13. THE FIGHTERS: Anyway all na work of the devil.
14. THE NO-TIME STUDENTS: These ones always hav
sumtin to do sumwea.. dey jux want d lecture to
finsih
so dat dey can go shap shap.
15. THE ENGLISH CORRECTION OFFICERS: They may
not be listening ooo.. buh wen d lecturer makes one
single English error.. Gbam! Work don start bdat.
16. THE AMEBOS: Dia own na to observe anything
wey dey happen and dem no dey keep dia mouth
shut ( U
no need tell me, I know that’s where I belong)


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And then the Hidden Geniuses who memorize the whole lecture like me

16 Types Of Students You'll Meet
In A University Lecture Hall - no 10 the absentees, how do u meet absentees in the lecture hall? explain futher

yungEX:
16 Types Of Students You'll Meet
In A University Lecture Hall - no 10 the absentees, how do u meet absentees in the lecture hall? explain futher

same question I want ask oo

lmfao, you forgot the back sit gang. that's were ideas are made

loool

you forgot to include those who ping on bbm and whatsapp as well as browse when lectures go on.

chrismmm:
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Mak i spread my mat in case,.