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10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by akinboyejnr(m): 9:03am On Dec 31, 2014
Yes, we have all seen out the 10 Types Of Invigilators You Will Meet In The University/Polytechnics Examination Hall, What about the types of students you find in the examination hall?

Below is a list of the types of Students you find in an examination hall (In Nigeria).

1. THE GURUs

The first on the list is the gurus, who are the gurus? this are the type of student that starts writing immediately they are given the Question paper and answer sheet. They don't stop until the Invigilator ask everybody to submit.

Everyone knows them in their Department and regard them as one of the brilliant person in class or the most brilliant but they always end up with bad grades. (Only God knows why).

2. THE MIRACLE SEEKERS

Who are the Miracle seekers in an examination hall? this are the Students that did not read at all but still walk into the examination hall with an assurance that manners will fall from heaven.

Most of this type of Students will not enter the examination with micro chips but will still write far more than the person they are asking from or sitting with. (I Salute una Faith o).

3. THE PHONE A FRIEND CATEGORY

This set of students depend fully on their friends and even enemies in the same hall with them. Immediately the sitting arrangement is out, you will see them going from desk to desk asking other students where they fall.

Immediately they get to hear that the most brilliant student falls in their hall, they limp for joy and of course they book the space behind the student. (Chai, Una go good for Ultimate Search).

4. THE THIEVES

A lecturer once describe this category of student as the smartest among students this is because they manage to get their micro chips to their desk no matter how strict the invigilators are.

Search them from now till next year, you can never find anything on them yet, there are loads of chips with them. (Deris God Oh!)

5. THE GIRAFFES

The list can never be complete without this category of students. From the start of the examination till everyone submit their booklets, Mr Giraffe neck will stretch from one corner of the room to another. (I Hail o).

6. THE OLODOS

"Please spell APPLICATION for me" No, i am not the one asking, it is a student in his/her final year asking you to spell Application for him during a GNS examination. (Bros, go learn trade o!).

7. THE PHOTOCOPY MACHINE

This set of student can copy anything as long as it is on your answer booklet. They will copy everything including your name, surname and matriculation number. (Blood of Jesus!).

8. THOSE THAT CAME TO SIT FOR OTHERS

Do i really need to write much about this category? They are in the hall to write the examination for a friend who is sick or the person who paid them to sit for them.

9. THE SU's

Yes, this category of student are the Mummy G.O's and Daddy G.O's who will mind their business throughout the examination.

Call them from today till next week they will not lookup talkless of answering you.

10. THE BIRO EATERS

All they do is chew the cover of Biro or start eating biro all through the examination period. (Shey na Hungry abi na another thing?)

Fell free to add your own

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by Nobody: 9:10am On Dec 31, 2014
true
Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by sheikh89: 9:14am On Dec 31, 2014
i smell potential....
Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by liveyourlife: 10:21am On Dec 31, 2014
sheikh89:
i smell potential....

hahahaha


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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by lalasticlala(m): 11:02am On Dec 31, 2014
Lol at no 7


But u forgot to add those that would threaten to tear ur script if u refuse to show them. Lol

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by jingh(f): 11:04am On Dec 31, 2014
what of d cult guy that threaten you to give him ur answer sheet

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by HrtBrkSteve(m): 11:04am On Dec 31, 2014
U say.
What about the indifferent...Just adapt to whatever is going on in the hall...
Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by humnsikan: 11:04am On Dec 31, 2014
Op, I don't think it's proper to refer to those guys and gals as "OLODOS" just because they requested for a word to be spelt for them. It does happen at times that one forgets the simplest and the most basic words. Or haven't you sat in an exam hall before and didn't recall the spelling of some very simple words, e.g, "and," "believe," etc, due to maybe exam pressure? I recall, as a student, having that experience. I sat for over 10 mins trying to recall the spelling of a very simple word. Even professors do run into such problems while writing academic materials and simply ask their little Children to help with those spellings. For the records, and by the Grace of God through his Son Jesus, I wasn't a dull student. I graduated with an above average GPA. For me, examination was OYO. I would never ask or tell you an answer to ANY QUESTION.

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by holicalpha(m): 11:04am On Dec 31, 2014
Lol, funny....


Meanwhile......
Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by Ymodulus: 11:04am On Dec 31, 2014
Nice writeup

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by Nobody: 11:04am On Dec 31, 2014
WC ONE ARE U, OP
Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by Nobody: 11:04am On Dec 31, 2014
Lol.

No 11.

Those who will gum your body through out the Exam.

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by Nobody: 11:04am On Dec 31, 2014
This OP sef be Waec and jamb customer...

You don do exams scatter to sabi all these stuffs! undecided

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by Nmeri17: 11:05am On Dec 31, 2014
then there is me sad

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by Maczeelly(m): 11:05am On Dec 31, 2014
Great
Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by boman2014: 11:05am On Dec 31, 2014
Thank God my type is not listed in the ^above^ post.

WHY?: Becoz la sckool la France, trébiæ!

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by cyprus000: 11:06am On Dec 31, 2014
I dey among the SU's...lolgrin

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by teemanbastos(m): 11:06am On Dec 31, 2014
11. the asbestos counters cry

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by freshness2020: 11:06am On Dec 31, 2014
O.k!
Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by Eniqurl(f): 11:06am On Dec 31, 2014
Lol
Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by tosyne2much(m): 11:06am On Dec 31, 2014
OP, you are da bomb

Kudos

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by hakeem4(m): 11:06am On Dec 31, 2014
Lol
Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by drake49(m): 11:06am On Dec 31, 2014
All present in my department.... MEE
Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by dguizman(m): 11:07am On Dec 31, 2014
You are right
Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by Antarch: 11:07am On Dec 31, 2014
Examination halls are microcosms of the larger academic environment, and it is only natural to encounter a variety of personalities and behaviours in such places.

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by rill: 11:07am On Dec 31, 2014
11) The category of people that would never come to the exam hall with important materials to work with. Na so u go dey hear bros abeg u get two biro's? Abeg shey u fit break ur pencil into two. Borrow me ur calculator pls. The list is endless.


12) The category of people who always ask for extra sheets. They leave u wondering if its the same kinda questions u have on ur papers. They can write heaven and earth. Funny enough, u might end up scoring higher than them.


13) The once that finish within few minutes after exam started. You sometimes conclude they are gurus, buh don't be deceived, some already don get plan B. As in, runz....

14) The ones that always fall asleep. They got bored? Didn't get enough sleep? Suffer a disease? Well, I really don't know for them

15) The types that only appear on exam days. U will never see them during lectures, and keep u wondering if they are actually in the same dept with u. Don't dull, u are dept mates.


16) And lastly, make I just stop for here. We have the prayer warriors. These ones can like to bend down and pray for close 15mins. Buh who am I to criticize them, prayer works.

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by deeptechcool(m): 11:07am On Dec 31, 2014
The mosquitoes nko? Those ones can peel your skin off if you fail to yield to their request

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by datguru: 11:08am On Dec 31, 2014
Point of correction, Not all Gurus come out with poor grades, infact chances are very slim they will be making poor grades

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Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by Haryorqunley(m): 11:08am On Dec 31, 2014
Which do u blongs to?
Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by esshman(m): 11:08am On Dec 31, 2014
those who borrow pens, pencils etc
Re: 10 Types Of Students You'll Find In An Examination Hall by kazmanbanjoko(m): 11:08am On Dec 31, 2014
Those who would boast that they knw everytin and after the exam, they wrote notin similar. And they will be like:

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