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1. If you suck one nipple well, the woman herself offers the other one. Incase you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

2. Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Petticoat, panties, p****... No wonder Men suffer from high BP!

3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're screwed.

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it.

6. 3 people having sex is a party, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

7. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

8. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's d*** hard, not his life..!

9. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!". But none of them comes and touch the Man's John Thomas and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only result matters..

10. Now that I've educated you..... Do same to others.

Before you abuse me, abuse yourself first because you read it to the end.

lawa o

[color=#000030]Yawns... [/color]

dirty mind

Hmm

Msssheew, op is jobless

Medunah:
Msssheew, op is jobless

Nah, not jobless pe se, am lonely.

Applaner:
dirty mind

Nah, Far from it.

donogaga:
1. If you suck one nipple well, the woman herself offers the other one. Incase you don't know, that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!.

hahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahaha morrasucka

Bro you only need to do the act once to get a pregnancy, or did I not pay attention in sex ed class?

OP n copy n paste. Infact, Picture of u writing this by yourself or idonbilivit

hmmmm op is hilarious

hmmmm op is hilarious. but no.1 thou

Op well done you be your papa pinkin, when you finish come take money funny though.