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Different Types Of Banks (girls) In Nigeria. by MRMICKMEN: 12:14pm On Nov 15, 2014
1- A girl who ask for money all the time is called "Commercial Bank".
2- A girl who calls you for food always is "Agric development Bank".
3- A girl that uses your money to take care of her family members is "National Investment Bank".
4- A girl who prefer to have sex after marriage is "Social Security Bank".
5- A girl who is very faithful to you is "Fidelity Bank".
6- A girl who gives it to every available man is "Access Bank".
7- A girl who dates men from different countries is "Intercontinental Bank".
8- A girl who doesn't demand too much money is "Micro Finance Bank".
9- A girl who dates sugar dadys is "Union Bank or Wema Bank".
10- A girl who is always faithful and trustworthy to her guy is "Guanranty Trust Bank".
11- A girl whose guy disvirgin her is called "First Bank".
12- A girl who uses all your money to buy jewelries is called "Diamond Bank".
--Ladies, which bank are you?
--Guys, which Bank is ur girl frnd?
Be honest..

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