₦airaland Forum

When the roll is called up yonder

timyoghurt: Na you sabi

I nor sabi o, na im make I ask na.

timyoghurt: Na so dem tell us oooo make we wait work is going on
it is well jare

Lol... But why yoghurt na?

emahnwel: Could explain more on your statement? Would advice someone to apply? A swift response would be perfect.

Sure, I would advice someone to apply. Just saying, having spent 5 years in FUTO for my BEng. I wouldn't like to do my Masters there, I would prefer to change location by doing it in another school. Of course FUTO is a very good school.

sonnel: thanks for ur advice,what's d full meaning of MFM?

Ywc. It means Mountain of Fire and Miracle Ministry.

sonnel: Am in Lagos,aside from white garment churches,where can u advice me to go for total deliverance?

Go to MFM, register for deliverance. While at the deliverance be angry with your state and pray like a wounded lion. I can assure you, you would be delivered. Jesus is still in the business of setting souls free from any captivity whatsoever.

nicechic: YOU

Lol... Sorry ma'am, I am not that cheap.

nicechic: . Bros, no be so. I ain't luking for a married man to date.

You ain't looking for a married man to date, so what are you looking for?

Weighing what?

What a question! Can you listen to yourself?

For real?

Lie-lie... I fear this your sauce!

Bro! Watch it, it seems a scam to me. Remember don't give money... 'Nouff said.

I am interested.

bamite: bro pls did u include soft copies of ur credentials in the resume u submitted?

You register and fill all the required fields. I don't think there's any place for soft copies of your credentials.

Op, did you take permission from Musiwa before uploading that map here?

FUTO again? Oh, no... not again. BTW, this should be in Education section.

samson212: Is there anybody that just got his or her appointment letter in the past few months because my sponsor told me work is ongoing concerning my own..tnx

Sure, there are cases... Just lemme know here when yours is ready.

sekzy99: Chams ikeja

Okay, thought it's Abuja. Do you know if Abuja is writing too?

sekzy99: Good morning all.
Please I just receive a mail for my test this coming friday. Is there any body with past questions or experience, please share. Thanks.
I applied for deck n engine cadet officer training.

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Which location please?

Madam, truth be told, You look Tiv.

ojokojonwanyi: Why?

Okay.

ojokojonwanyi:

Mail me

suwailad: Training Assasins of Nigeria

Hey! Face your front already... Are you getting intimidated with TAN already? The fear of TAN is sure the beginning of wisdom for APC.

ojokojonwanyi: Yes

How possible can that be?

ojokojonwanyi: All save you.

Really? You wanna do me?

ojokojonwanyi:

So how many have you done?

Now the advice:

Avoid having sex with any woman whosoever for now till you are married. A word is enough for the wise.

crunchyg: Don't bother about that. Why You dey pity a big headed man, na u dey sew cap for am??

SMH...

Hmmm... Is it that no Nairalander was called or they are yet to call?

ohleaveyah: please, to whom should the cover letter be addressed?

Do you address cover letters to be sent via emails? Dear 'Sir/Madam', am sure will do, ma'am.