₦airaland Forum

Have they started calling?

nanazeez: Yes

OK. I thought as much... My first missed call this morning came from there.

nanazeez: Its d same case here in my school at zamfara, u just have to see the pandemonium in hostels and in the town. Personally I see no sense in bathing with salty warm water in order to prevent infection by a virus as deadly as d ebola virus.
THE FEAR OF EBOLA IS THE BEGINNING OF LIFE.

Are you of Kaura Namoda Poly?

Nawao... Oga Seun dem go fry egg for una?

14years jail term, you have got willingly visitors!

philtex: ThanK God..!!!

but When IGBO pEoplE Go Get Sense

Are you alright? Must you comment if you don't have anything reasonable to comment? I have been watching you all these days from afar of, don't dare me.

And it shall come to pass when ye shall see these signs, know ye that the time is near.

supercharged: wow its up to that? 15,000 did any other Nigerian care? or evn the international community?? who do u think care abt a Nigerian Life?? No body gives a damn about a Nigga life... but just take a simple google search about protest around the world against Isrealis oppression against gaza. ithink its no crime to show a lil of that in NG.

Good, now that you have shown "a lil of that" why are you lamenting?

Rubbish

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Rubbish thread! #DOA

alqaeda: Since when did plateau people own cows. What I know they own in abundance is local beer parlours and breweries.

Shut up! terrorist.

As for me, I prefer her dark. My lady is dark and that was one of the things that attracted me to her.

^^^ Yea, I have been longing to ask this question, please what's the feed formula for producing lean quality pork? I am looking forward for response from the Ogas in the house. Thanks!

johnugwu: you no serious at all at all. You are in a public forum so when you make statement or ask questions, it should not be ambiguous and where it is we have the right to ask so as to have a proper understanding and not misconstrue you.

Shalom

Lol... Maybe because it's neither a statement nor a question, but a prayer.

johnugwu: please can you rephrase your question abi statement so we can understand you.

Thanks

Lol... No need!

This list is so wack, save for Modo as number on the list. Wondering what Six-feet-plus, 2Shotz, Ikechukwu and even Olamide doing in the list? You definitely gotta be kidding me.

Let the list be out already.

BreezyRita: Yea

Good.

BreezyRita: Not talks of stars na! Personal stuff.......
Me: Dimples like Davido, lips like Wizkid, face like Tu Face..

On a serious note, I love quiet, calm and intelligent guys, devout Christian

Really

Are we in Tokyo already

experimentist: Who the bleeps coogar? When I'm eating rappers like tuwo da miya kuka
I play dem like snooker, on the mic you just an onlooker
Yo mr OP, you don't knw how the flow be
I got the best show G, I blow trees
My heat blows the mic when I come closely
Oh please, don't make me have ya nose bleed
I got more punch lines than Nigerian police
You got nothing to show me
All these wack rappers on Nairaland don't even know me
Can't control me, so I sit back and roll weed

Lol... Now this is really funny.

chimoz: Since my 7 years sojourn on Nairaland, I have never come across those monikers. Please where did they resurrect from?
*modified* I came across coogar on one occasion sha.

Maybe because most of them restrict their posts to Rap Battles dome.

safarigirl: yeah, pretty good for a lady, but not as good as the guys. I think they beat me with their pun, not really good with that.

Thanks sha

Yup, they might have beaten a couple times but I think you are good. Your lines are do.pe, especially for a lady.

fattbabakay: tell me wen u're done teasing her!

I ain't teasing her anything, she's good. Go search for her lyrics.

SimplySEA: no mikuz d legend...? no mikuz d legend...?

Really? You kidding me?

safarigirl: see you. Which time you register for NL sef? Na me and siddog dem go sabi

Yup! I know you way back in time, I expected to see your name on the list. I think you are good as a lady, lyrically.

I am so loving following this thread, am learning a lot already. Thanks to all the contributors. Keep them coming.

Never had one. Would like to know how it feels. Who's in?

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