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thomasina:
Just like wen u were or are dating, there is no such thing as how many times u shud have sex a week. If u decide to set a time or number it cud make love making awkward and probably uninteresting. Imagine telling ur wife who is in d mood that the date for sex isn't today but tomorrow. How does dat sound? So I will advice u enjoy ur selves anytime either of u or even both of u are in d mood.

Thanks bro. That's useful

This is part of the reasons am asking

https://www.nairaland.com/2181579/neighbour-screamer

I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer...

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words.

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward

missberrypop5:
Can a rooster lay eggs?

I wonder o.

a topic really?

Wizkoko:
As much as possible. It simply depends on how much you and your wife wants it,but if she say 'no' don't disturb her.

thanks bro..

Evina:
But don't you think you should be having this conversation with your intended partner? No be nairalanders you go do the do with na.

Really? Was thinking I could get a clue before discussing with her. So that it won't be like am starving her. I'm not a sex machine but I knew she loved the performance(s). So on comments ''like after marriage s£x will still be what you'll be running away from (maybe nah only males sha).. That's why I wanna know the average expected of a man so that I won't look a lazy partner.

Evina:
Why did you change your mind?

I'm sorry for the grammar. Plz any clue to the topic?

abdul4new:
Don't corrupt young nairalanders here,

Ur time registered is 2009. Wanna bliv u r matured enof. I knew its now hard to get real advice on here, but I knew ppl who really knew I needed to know this will soon come.

MarvellousGod:
Your username says it all

pls leave the username and pay attention to this pressing issue please

itstpia99:
Do you know Jesus?

The way you are now is not how to live.

so I won't bl€€p my wife because I knew Jesus?

Married only with experience please. Im about to get married and I wanted to know how often. Thanks

Blame that strictly on politicians. Although the entire system itself is a mess, from the suppliers to electricity consumers

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Na lalas.... Abeg follow me book space for inside front page train.. Coming back to comment

nickz:
I'm a Roman Catholic;I went for confession one day as required by the laws of the church.The priest was doing this open-confession shiit,people on the queue could see you and the priest;but couldn't hear what you were saying.
I think I confessed a sin that made the priest stand up and shout ' WHAT!!!!'........come see eye-service
Like I killed a human being or something,even when I was done and went upstairs to say penance,the eyes where still on me.
I paid the price for that sin ON EARTH!

lmao..... Religion can be funney oo..

Leaving Leprosy and fighting skin rash.. Fi ete sile pa lapalapa..
And what is porn site again?

DaBullIT:
First ERdiot indeed , If Buhari wanted to massacre people, he wouldn't massacre his kinsmen, If Buhari wanted Arewa Nation, he'd just call some other generals and carry it out

If Buhari wanted to make government ungovernable, He'd sabotage presidency at all levels , Oil, mineral resources and stuffs


A reasonable person knows that Jonathan is intentionally decimating the North , he's paid Shekau to do the dirty job and i read that after his yesterday's promise to free the kidnapped girls, 200 girls were released today


My point being IF BUHARI WANTED TO DESTABILIZE THE COUNTRY, ALL IT TAKES IS A SNIPER RIFLE, AN HAUSA BODY GUARD FOR GEJ , and his routes, that's when Mend will come up with massob and biafra and we'll all kill ourselves

Open your mind , Jona sent US marines away because someone was about to link GEJ to the terror attacks , otherwise how the heck does an upright , honest man refuses help from world organization and USA unless he's hiding something

And before you mention oil, remember that crude is cheap now , its useless to USA and the world , they can't come for our crude, and even if they wanted crude oil, why not give them to save thousands of Northerners killed by the machine he devised


What's happening here is a replica of the series 24 hours with Jack Bauer, Presidency creates terror attack, solves it and becomes hero for second term , but it aint gonna work, we've seen PDP's actions for 16 years, we've seen GEJ's for 6 years, we are not pleased

#TALES@MOONLIGHT

So who is calling Buharizzz Boiz to order after he lost in the last election and making His lands ungovernable ?

KenSaroWiwa:
Jonathan fúcked things up. Vote for change in the educational sector, vote for Buhari...
SAI Buhari

Leave education outta ya campaign OK? Even without a Waec cert? What do u ppl take us for Gan self?

chimere66:
First Lady of Nigeria Patience Jonathan displays her PVC.

Go get yours if you don't have.

Source: http:///7ep

Good..... As this thing cheap reach, I knew Buhari Go forge his own...

soldierdollar:
My questions ..


And MR principal , why would you have to run to church when they threw you the most unnerving question ?

mosque I strongly guess

MzNelly:
I should complain at the content of this thread; but then I look at your moniker and I'm speechless.

Nah DAT one dem deh follow you talk? Knew you've got the message sha.. move to the next thread abeg

This my sec sch mate bugged me this early momo for hours in my crib only to be telling me that have married dis is marrying .. Even her 3rd junior sis

and still claiming class self... Hish I don say my own o

alberto2k:
Oboi Dis moniker follow na ur middle name?

the gods must know something about that

OK. lemme check if love is in my dico

we don't know her on Bangladesh

cutieberie1:
things in the right amount

and is that possible?

Whenever I saw this kind of post.. its Ireneony

money at work.. doing what they are good at """" acting""""

OK..