Married only with experience please. Im about to get married and I wanted to know how often. Thanks

Do you know Jesus?

The way you are now is not how to live.

Your username says it all

itstpia99:
Do you know Jesus?

The way you are now is not how to live.

so I won't bl€€p my wife because I knew Jesus?

MarvellousGod:
Your username says it all

pls leave the username and pay attention to this pressing issue please

Don't corrupt young nairalanders here,

1STIDIOT:
Married only with experience please. Was about to get married and I wanted to know how often. Thanks

Why did you change your mind?

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1STIDIOT:
pls leave the username and pay attention to this pressing issue please

So if someone approaches me and addresses himself as the mad man of gadarene I should ignore his name and address the issue? What issues does a madman has?

abdul4new:
Don't corrupt young nairalanders here,

Ur time registered is 2009. Wanna bliv u r matured enof. I knew its now hard to get real advice on here, but I knew ppl who really knew I needed to know this will soon come.

Evina:


Why did you change your mind?

I'm sorry for the grammar. Plz any clue to the topic?

1STIDIOT:
Married only with experience please. Im about to get married and I wanted to know how often. Thanks

Just like your username sounds, you're truly a first idiott for asking this question.

As much as possible. It simply depends on how much you and your wife wants it,but if she say 'no' don't disturb her.

1STIDIOT:
I'm sorry for the grammar. Plz any clue to the topic?

But don't you think you should be having this conversation with your intended partner? No be nairalanders you go do the do with na.

Wat let mi ask google

Evina:


But don't you think you should be having this conversation with your intended partner? No be nairalanders you go do the do with na.

Really? Was thinking I could get a clue before discussing with her. So that it won't be like am starving her. I'm not a sex machine but I knew she loved the performance(s). So on comments ''like after marriage s£x will still be what you'll be running away from (maybe nah only males sha).. That's why I wanna know the average expected of a man so that I won't look a lazy partner.

Wizkoko:
As much as possible. It simply depends on how much you and your wife wants it,but if she say 'no' don't disturb her.

thanks bro..

This is part of the reasons am asking

https://www.nairaland.com/2181579/neighbour-screamer

I cant take this anymore......

....its been going on for too long
.....I've got a noisy couple in my apartment building and the lady is a screamer...

The couple get back home by 6pm, and the screaming moaning, indecent words (baby please F$$k harder, its deep, plleasse, deeper, harder faster I'm sorry, i'll be good bla bla bla,). It starts 30mins later and doesn't end for another 30mins, after which i assume they go 4dinner because it gets quiet, then another round of moaning screaming and wailing starts by 10p.m.

This goes on for at least an one hour. We manage to sleep off, only to be awakened by 4.30a.m with another round of more screams moaning, shouting, begging, pleading, demanding, naughty dirty sounds/words.

This sex pollution is causing a lot of trauma because I've noticed the change in attitude of my wife (like i ain't doing it right and she greets my neighbour extra nicely).

Also my kids keep asking why my neighbour is always beating his wife.

I need advise on what to do because it's really getting outta hand.

And yes, the noise becomes worse if power goes out and we both have to open the windows to our apartment (serviced).

I've considered reporting but the basis of my report is quite awkward

1STIDIOT:
Married only with experience please. Im about to get married and I wanted to know how often. Thanks

Just like wen u were or are dating, there is no such thing as how many times u shud have sex a week. If u decide to set a time or number it cud make love making awkward and probably uninteresting. Imagine telling ur wife who is in d mood that the date for sex isn't today but tomorrow. How does dat sound? So I will advice u enjoy ur selves anytime either of u or even both of u are in d mood.

thomasina:

Just like wen u were or are dating, there is no such thing as how many times u shud have sex a week. If u decide to set a time or number it cud make love making awkward and probably uninteresting. Imagine telling ur wife who is in d mood that the date for sex isn't today but tomorrow. How does dat sound? So I will advice u enjoy ur selves anytime either of u or even both of u are in d mood.

Thanks bro. That's useful

Seriously Op, i dnt mean to be rude. but when you guys ask questions here on nairaland, is it that you forget you are adults capable of making your own decisions that suit you and your happiness? Why will you ask strangers online on how much s.ex you and your wife need? seriously? Do you know what marriage is? are we to tell you what is good for you? I dnt understand. Why do we make marriage look sooooooo mechanical and rigid that outsiders have to create laws for you on when or how to have s.ex? SMH. You and your wife have got to go with the flow naturally. This is what you should discuss with your wife, not outsiders. Do what works for both you and your wife by mutual agreement.

Why am i surprised sef? A lot of people marry to please others and not themselves so they must receive permission to take their own decisions from strangers. SMH once again. Marriage in nigeria na wa!!

Sophyrocks:
Seriously Op, i dnt mean to be rude. but when you guys ask questions here on nairaland, is it that you forget you are adults capable of making your own decisions that suit you and your happiness? Why will you ask strangers online on how much s.ex you and your wife need? seriously? Do you know what marriage is? are we to tell you what is good for you? I dnt understand. Why do we make marriage look sooooooo mechanical and rigid that outsiders have to create laws for you on when or how to have s.ex? SMH. You and your wife have got to go with the flow naturally. This is what you should discuss with your wife, not outsiders. Do what works for both you and your wife by mutual agreement.

Why am i surprised sef? A lot of people marry to please others and not themselves so they must receive permission to take their own decisions from strangers. SMH once again. Marriage in nigeria na wa!!

you arnt rude bro. Thanks anyway. I picked a lot in here.. But advice and experience are not laws. Imaging thinking you are a king Kong in bed and you r just like a lazy log to ur wife. Check the topic I reviewed above. Thanks again though. Just needed a sample

1STIDIOT:
you arnt rude bro. Thanks anyway. I picked a lot in here.. But advice and experience are not laws. Imaging thinking you are a king Kong in bed and you r just like a lazy log to ur wife. Check the topic I reviewed above. Thanks again though. Just needed a sample

At the bolded, let your wife be the judge of that. Your performance only concerns your wife and not the public. You are to please your wife and your wife to please you. You tell and teach each other what you like when you do it. simple. Its not by how many times you both do it, but how satisfied you are in each session.

Sophyrocks:


At the bolded, let your wife be the judge of that. Your performance only concerns your wife and not the public. You are to please your wife and your wife to please you. You tell and teach each other what you like when you do it. simple. Its not by how many times you both do it, but how satisfied you are in each session.

Now I really appreciates this.. *passes him a origin*... "Cheers"

1STIDIOT:
Now I really appreciates this.. *passes him a origin*... "Cheers"

Thanks. My brand is smirnoff ice and i am a female.

Omawa ga o



they will soon ask us how many times we use the loo in aweek

Sophyrocks:


Thanks. My brand is smirnoff ice and i am a female.

owh... Here sis tnx

irunoko:
Omawa ga o



they will soon ask us how many times we use the loo in aweek

na u sabi

1STIDIOT:
Married only with experience please. Im about to get married and I wanted to know how often. Thanks

1stidiot Himself.Anytime You Are On Heat Bleep Her Bt Don?T Force Her Oh.Even If Shez Doing Her Menses Wat Iz The Asshole For?Come On Ram It Na Yhu Get Your Thing.All Rights Reserved.

Hollawaley:
1stidiot Himself.Anytime You Are On Heat Bleep Her Bt Don?T Force Her Oh.Even If Shez Doing Her Menses Wat Iz The Asshole For?Come On Ram It Na Yhu Get Your Thing.All Rights Reserved.

lol... Na u go bl€€p Men6 o. Leave d moniker abeg

1STIDIOT:
na u sabi

before nko

1STIDIOT:
so I won't bl€€p my wife because I knew Jesus?

if you have a p.enis, you can bleep your wife.