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OLD AGE! by Bunmzie: 8:42am On Nov 26, 2008
1. Wife gets naked & asks hubby,'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
    Hubby looks her up & down and replies,'Your sense of humour!'


2. An elderly couple was attending Mass.
   About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I     should do?
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'


3.  A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?'
    Granny replies, 'Fu *k the pills, have you seen the purple dragons in the kitchen?!'
Re: OLD AGE! by clemcykul(f): 10:43am On Nov 26, 2008
lmao
clap for urself
Re: OLD AGE! by sima(f): 2:36am On Nov 30, 2008
pa pa papa pa paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Re: OLD AGE! by Magnate021(m): 4:56am On Dec 07, 2008
undecided
Re: OLD AGE! by CrazyMan(m): 7:26am On Dec 07, 2008
Nice jokes
Re: OLD AGE! by dbaptist1(m): 8:53am On Dec 07, 2008
dem suppose to go die
imagine wat old people can do
Re: OLD AGE! by krama(m): 12:35pm On Dec 07, 2008
Cool cool

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