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Can You Marry With 50k by boldking(m): 6:59pm On Nov 18, 2014
Guys let's test our creativity! If you're
saving towards marriage and all you had
saved up for it is N50,000 and you
realized you could not wait anymore to
get married, you can't wait to make that
lovely girl your wife. And so decided to
organize a wedding with N50,000 how
would you plan it?

Re: Can You Marry With 50k by tolugar: 7:25pm On Nov 18, 2014
Yes you can.
Y not



1: bribe your wife into the plan with 10k
1b: renting of clothes 5k

2: invite both parents and siblings with 5k. Including withness "just in case...."
2b: disengage those village parasite with 10k "mint"


3: bribe the pastor for private wedding with 5k "if he is God fearing oooo"

4: food and drinks 5k.

5: others 5k "including framed pic as evidence"

6: honey moon 5k




Anything else is story for the gods.

Go to the world and multiply

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Re: Can You Marry With 50k by mirej(m): 7:45pm On Nov 18, 2014
tolugar:
Yes you can.
Y not



1: bribe your wife into the plan with 10k
1b: renting of clothes 5k

2: invite both parents and siblings with 5k. Including withness "just in case...."
2b: disengage those village parasite with 10k "mint"


3: bribe the pastor for private wedding with 5k "if he is God fearing oooo"

4: food and drinks 5k.

5: others 5k "including framed pic as evidence"

6: honey moon 5k




Anything else is story for the gods.

Go to the world and multiply

guy I love Ur style jor
Re: Can You Marry With 50k by Kimmo(f): 10:21pm On Nov 18, 2014
Lwkmd @ poster above. See as you outline every. If na 50k dey, we use 25k to go to registry (sort out fees, take our parents for a nice lunch afterwards as no one else is invited) and the remaining 25k, we'll buy me a pretty dress out of it as consolation since I didn't get the dream wedding ladies usually want.
Whatever is left . . . Emm, emm
Re: Can You Marry With 50k by madridguy(m): 12:42am On Nov 19, 2014
Negative over.
Re: Can You Marry With 50k by Emmyk(m): 12:54am On Nov 19, 2014
cheesy
Re: Can You Marry With 50k by osile2012: 2:23am On Nov 19, 2014
[size=15pt]50k is a whole lot of money.

Wedding dress for both= 20k.

Fuel the car that takes you to church=3k

Reception will be at a restaurant= Order whatever you want and pay for it.

Go home with your Bride Save 27k.



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Re: Can You Marry With 50k by ebamma3: 10:59am On Nov 19, 2014
You go buy bicycle 15k
Were get seat,
use am carry your bride to church
even pastor go pity
u, do the officiating free of charge,
u go use sticks with palm fronds do the canopy were people go siddon for the reception, this one u go do by yourself,
u go buy bag of rice 10k, cook am jollof without meat, buy paper takeaway 2k, put am share for people, u go come buy go fetch water for 50 litres jerry 5 times =50naira, buy rubber cup that 50naira own 20pieces=1k, were people go use drink the water
Total: 15k+10k+2k.+50naira+1k=28050,
oga u go even get almost 22k balance sef, if u like u fit comot 10k dia buy meat put for the rice , come go dash that pastor 2k, still get 10k balance sef.

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