ojoawo: Watching thread with one eye, and Laughing my Ass Out

Ediot, Ʊr yeye followers ϑøπ dey leave U, buh seems all of u are birds of a feather

Am i now free to ba2? since mikuz said i shud drop a freestyl

U need to check in for Aro I swear! Fck off
Wannabe

khimwhyte: dope. Dhany i don't have your time. Ordinary ojoawo won you.

pls creat us a doc xo we cud flex 2moa

ILLScripts: ...is this how to Diss? Go back

...to Page 102

ILLScripts: and Learn!!!

3Blac: Am i now free to ba2? since mikuz said i shud drop a freestyl

I scarcely read lines that don't have line breaks/spacing. Please arrange your raps.
Ojoawa can create the thread for you guys.

khimwhyte: dope. Dhany i don't have your time. Ordinary ojoawo won you.

welldone to tge house o! To evrybdy reppin, twaile abeg, buh thz made me post, ORDINARY? abeg is there any official beef date?

Khim I've dropped.

kerijay: quote author\\ibime. Aint saying u biting bro but it seems ur punches aint genuine cuz they were adapted from people's lyrics and u remodel it..........U aint A CHAMP cuz ya aint a true emcee......I urge u nigga to be innovative. _
I’m married. . . but yeah. . . I might have an affair/. . . cos I got more dates. . .than a whole calender year/[like dis,it was from phyno in ghost mode in which he said LIKE YA CALENDER I GAT ALL YOUR DATES] while I got more chicks than mass poultry
[While DIs is Gotten from phenom]¤¤

BUSTED?

Hmm al am seein ix y'al talkin abt bittin lines

Nude-flows:
wtf.. Mikuz datx just 2 much 4 little ill-script/ya lines seem ddope bt datx cause u typin 4 a sick-kid/u tryna 'form' dope,bt ya 'name' aint on da big-screen/u had bera shut ya thumb cause to me?u dont seem fit/so even if u 'swallow' dozenx of ill-scripts,it will only make u dizzy lik u took sleepin-pills/i mean no disrespect,but if u 'cross' ma path??imma crush u lik a jinzed-pig/n yea b4 i forget!! I was told u rule this district/hahaha..no wonder u gat lota wack-kidx/well, me aint gat p wit you/ewe cz lik a 'domestic animal' imma 'tame' u 4 ma own use/u feelin upset?ah guess datx cz u gat ur mind feedin on nonsense/hey mayne!! Even if u gat ya 'ccock' fixed 2 a 'chickx ttit/teeth u still wont cum first/cz while m busy feelin 'hip'? U're der feedin on sshit/
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Quick one . . .


Yeah . . Nud3 is another sly fake/ he lacks the wits to offer tight tapes/
like a disrupted queue . . his whole verse lacks proper line breaks!/

I'm the numero uno/ dudes know/ but Nudé flows . . is average and too slow/
hes just wack . . cos like a 'Japanese form of wrestling' . . he a 'Jew-though'!/

I'm a well respected sire/ and hes just a wretched liar/
so Ill electrocute 'Nudè flows' with an 'unclad current' from a 'näked wire'!/

Ya punches don't land like twenty acres/
So you get crippled when I'm maiming haters/
Phuck 'match points' . . I give more 'thigh breaks' than tennis players!/

I please the audience with the drops I'm pooing/ while you in ya locker fooling/
You could perform ya house chores on a rooftop . . and you still won't be 'up and doing'!/

I rhyme colder than poetry books in the north pole/
but you couldn't 'spit well' . . even if you 'drool a bore-hole'!/

So no need to ask/
You never go hard when exposing ya raps/
but they say I always 'come first' . . like wankíng the opposite of last!/

My flows tight/ and I spew what's right/ which they like/
Milkin' Jago lyrics cuz like PHCN . . . I bring D'Lite/

Ball like Persie/ Ijoya MC/ huntin' down these 'Weird wolves' . . . im Van Helsing/
Obi of rap, so listen/ but I aint talkin' tyre brands when I say MicheL Lean/
We bees busy digging/ like an oil rigging/ drilling/ fact from a Honeywell/ but you pupils aint rapping/ makin' noise . . . like 3 china phones ringing!/
Mummy's pet/ formin' vet/ droppin' threat/ noodles at best/ nothin' Golden . . . not even scribbin' in a Pasta company/ would help him!/
You chicken legs . . . i'd be bone-cracking/ while this Heir be Relaxing/
When you see this Douglas inside his BMW cruising/ know its a 'Volk Swaggin' !/

Yo chic while sittin' on ma d.eek/ round it/ did a steer-Whirl . . . like Supercell Tornado/
Im Callous/ than B.I.Gee, way more Notorious/ murd the baller when I blast Shot . . . like Roberto/
Drown the Portuguese/ in an ocean of lyrics/ to 'Sea Ronaldo' !/
Im a FIFPro/ that spit sick flow/ I bring Bars to the hood . . . like a nigga with Deep Throat/

Not one of your playas would make the first team list/
Your a Goner/ as well yo Arsenal squad . . . completely finished!/
Screamin' Yahoo! . . . cuz we send these Messengers on exile/ so fly/ that ma subs dominate World XI/ so we won't see Joe rule again forever/ even if he's the next of kin to Sepp Blater/

Season in, season out . . . still standin' tall/ this year, I made away with 'the golden ball' / jealous? he should cut off his testicles and place his Ball-on D'oor!/

dj5naira: jealous? he should cut off his testicles and place his Ball-on D'oor!/

Wackest wordplay of the year so far goes to 5naira.

Ballon D'or and Ball on D'oor like seriously . . . ?
Some minnions need to just quit rap . . .

mikuz:

Wackest wordplay of the year so far goes to 5naira.

wat about THEM BE MORE (demi moore) dat was worplayed by ojoawo

khimwhyte: wat about THEM BE MORE (demi moore) dat was worplayed by ojoawo

WTF!!
The ninja never said that. You just witch hunting.

We should have a seperate freestyle thread for wacks. I'm sick and tired of reading wack lines. Na new year be this. One shouldn't start it up with reading lame and boring verses.

ojoawo:
You gon b like I doubt he wrote all that like them be Moore (Demi Moore). Shut the Bleep up, y’already said it before//

oh so i said it right? Oya defend him

OMFG...Diz niccuh's re sick

Mikuz iz 1/won 'hell of a 'loosed wack fowl/2 u ya lines seem tough, but 2 me?u just a screwed rantin cow/m nat a type dat 'wrestle! kidx but cause m in 'mmood' imma 'smack u down n get u pissed/i rhyme 'though' n i also gat 'sound barx' so learn from this n of-course bow down/u never seize 2 'crack ma ribx' wit ya borin 'flows', cz y ma 'system' keepx 'runnin in gigx' ya brain keeps 'stammerin in bitx'/ah swallow 'coke' very often lik a 'drink' n use da energy-gained in bangin ya bitchx 'solid' cclitx/mikuz or meek-'ooze'? Ah guess da 'latter' cause in ya lines?ah 'smell' wackness dat can never be 'matched even in 90fitx/feet..if i were u ah would HIT/HEAT ma chickx-chin n 'plug'off her teeth lik a 'switched current' 'pulled on' 2 increase a deadly power beam/

khimwhyte: oh so i said it right? Oya defend him

LOL . . .
And I can sample a couple of them from ya boyfriend too. You know.

Nude-flows:
Mikuz iz 1/won 'hell of a 'loosed wack fowl/2 u ya lines seem tough, but 2 me?u just a screwed rantin cow/m nat a type dat 'wrestle! kidx but cause m in 'mmood' imma 'smack u down n get u pissed/i rhyme 'though' n i also gat 'sound barx' so learn from this n of-course bow down/u never seize 2 'crack ma ribx' wit ya borin 'flows', cz y ma 'system' keepx 'runnin in gigx' ya brain keeps 'stammerin in bitx'/ah swallow 'coke' very often lik a 'drink' n use da energy-gained in bangin ya bitchx 'solid' cclitx/mikuz or meek-'ooze'? Ah guess da 'latter' cause in ya lines?ah 'smell' wackness dat can never be 'matched even in 90fitx/feet..if i were u ah would HIT/HEAT ma chickx-chin n 'plug'off her teeth lik a 'switched current' 'pulled on' 2 increase a deadly power beam/

I can't read anything here . . . and If I try na na headache be that. I don't have time for mediocrity this year. You'll get my ripostes when you start penning with line spacing.

U cant read anythin cause u gat a sick mind... U think u re ddope cause u're been hailed' by sick guys/but seriously to me u iq is less dan a bit.

mikuz:

Wackest wordplay of the year so far goes to 5naira.

CONGRATULATIONS TAFAWA!

Nude-flows:
Mikuz iz 1/won 'hell of a 'loosed wack fowl/2 u ya lines seem tough, but 2 me?u just a screwed rantin cow/m nat a type dat 'wrestle! kidx but cause m in 'mmood' imma 'smack u down n get u pissed/i rhyme 'though' n i also gat 'sound barx' so learn from this n of-course bow down/u never seize 2 'crack ma ribx' wit ya borin 'flows', cz y ma 'system' keepx 'runnin in gigx' ya brain keeps 'stammerin in bitx'/ah swallow 'coke' very often lik a 'drink' n use da energy-gained in bangin ya bitchx 'solid' cclitx/mikuz or meek-'ooze'? Ah guess da 'latter' cause in ya lines?ah 'smell' wackness dat can never be 'matched even in 90fitx/feet..if i were u ah would HIT/HEAT ma chickx-chin n 'plug'off her teeth lik a 'switched current' 'pulled on' 2 increase a deadly power beam/

this a curse or diss? Either ways, wack

LOL . . .
The guy dey swear!

Funny..of course its wack..sleakid d over druged dude..hahaha.. U re too ddope to be true... Lol i should learn from a crude and blund headed dude lik u. I admire your dopeness. Its captivatin..cant stop laughin at u.

Ghostmode

P.S 3Blac, wu u battling?

Nude-flows:
Funny..of course its wack..sleakid d over druged dude..hahaha.. U re too ddope to be true... Lol i should learn from a crude and blund headed dude lik u. I admire your dopeness. Its captivatin..cant stop laughin at u.

I'l still be forming boss/ to tutor d nerd on any rap course/
But if he acting sick/ then i'l leave fingerprints on thiz geek/
Its sleak, the murderer of any brawl/
I slice his head to EXPOSE HIS DAMN DUMBSKULL/
So when he balls, all we see is DECOMPOSE OF THE NUMBSKULL/
Respect be given to whom it is due/ bbitch i've been here before you/
And i still remain sicker than you too/
But its obvious u've been acting blind since..
So lyk stuffin "food products" to hiz eyes is only time he's gat "to see real beings"/ -2cereal beans
What u brought is pure comic.. Tiz wat we all laughed at/
So like broken bottles.. I have ya body parts shattered/ coz my bars wil sure have him battered/
Am gangster.. plus when it comes to wordplay, am a master/
thiz nerd only "KNOW V's" lyk a learning raPper/ -novice
Forcing out ya weak lyrics? Ur wack with ya gimmicks/
To leave you "open minded", i'l leave ya head in stacks/
But your brain is too small.. You can't think infact/
Still aint tryna ridicle.. Bt ya wack shots hurt me? Impossible/
you lack the "skills like timaya tryna dribble..
So when next you see me, "behave" like a nigga in church..
Picture out the riddle..
oNe

Sleakid. Hahahh. 4 your mind u ddope... Guy i dash u opener n punx..

ijo oh..................................................................

auu money money mmoney
burn it up re re re re re/ ya all gonna burn it
fire burn dam wey na w1 war
money money money (money)wa
burn it up back then black were monkey
go on top black em burn white down
choose ya pen
penpenpenpen..........
oreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

join em bitch
use ya time 4et abt da flowers

still ya girl HEROINE~POPPET(NSIDIBE)

Nsidibe Fred :

ijo oh..................................................................

auu money money mmoney
burn it up re re re re re/ ya all gonna burn it
fire burn dam wey na w1 war
money money money (money)wa
burn it up back then black were monkey
go on top black em burn white down
choose ya pen
penpenpenpen..........
oreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

join em bitch
use ya time 4et abt da flowers

still ya girl HEROINE~POPPET(NSIDIBE)

Na azonto version or ethighi style?