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| Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 9:27pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Ibime: No wahala bro . . . |
| Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 9:29pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
Krizzkutz: Bros abeg drop link! |
| Re: Flow For Rank by Krizzkutz(m): 10:20pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
mikuz: https://m.facebook.com/notes/aisha-nana-mohammed/i-am-nana-iceberg-mic-priest/387650564699112/?refid=21 1 Like |
| Re: Flow For Rank by DSuperT(m): 11:13pm On Oct 20, 2013 |
mikuz: See, now im having fun on here. Thanks for the reply! Leggo... ill drop you like a stock for hostess, my flows a rock i stone this, this shiit is biblical but... nothing like moses and im like contents under pressure, your rap is match, im explodin, its over, like you are not driving sober, want the keys, give you them no problem... now watch you flip this whole car over and im cheddar jack, thats no cash, you got my girl? nigga have that, cause i had that, but those are irrelevant stats, but enjoy your sloppy seconds man i got that flow that make your parents say you were an orphan, cause now im stormin your safe haven by sittin on porches, in the mornin plannin to horse shiit on your george forman... which you must think you grillin me with, but im made for that shiit, like a slick tire on the track... nigga you know i got grip, hello there novice, thats so nice, tell me why i got grip and you dont... callin you 'no vice'! im itchin to win, swear i got head lice, i dont want them gone, im scratchin your surface, even though theres a high price... ... to pay, im lead in this play, call me puck, disobeying you oberon, like king of burgers, ill have it my way, you're like a twitter account with no avi... i dont follow, just swallow, this hottie rhyme, in a new style, that no one can borrow, i stop flows, like hair caught in a drain... and you aint got no draino, no braino, im laughin like captain insano, cause im too wet... even bobby boucher would say so! and soon ill be leadin, these non-believers, these heathens, knockin you up with lyrical cemen... and thats IT, so just call me stephen |
| Re: Flow For Rank by GLACIERZ(m): 3:06am On Oct 21, 2013 |
Krizzkutz: Is that note d same verse in aisha nana note 'I am' dah she featured u?? Lwkm...hahahahahaha, ok i lied i was caught... FB niggas tho Mik,  loool. . . Yeah some days back twas written *covers face in shame* |
| Re: Flow For Rank by GLACIERZ(m): 6:15am On Oct 21, 2013 |
i lie face up, its a punch am thinking/aha! U'll get gored and bleeding/ when my blades make a roundhouse swing . . .like the fan from my ceiling!!/ its sweet on the phone/when we speak of a show/next thing, she's at my door. . She want to lick off my load/she love ya dough/but she love my bone/ cos ya era was over. . .like aeons ago/ on the mic i just orate/ur goons are not to rate/even if they are up to eight/ cos while they strike. . .its awards i collate. . .like Jonathans boo with the doctorate!!!/ SAN. .im stubborn/to just burn/any one. .who would not learn/ only if their bars to weak . . .for my Law Firm!/ Lakers think a fool abounds/till i use a round/to reduce their ground/ . . . cos my b-ball turns a mac. . .soon as i begin to shoot-around!!/ so when im breezing forth/to beat these punks/to an uneven form/ they dont develop goose pimples. . .they develop chicken pox!!/ this isnt to render/any member/fired to embers/ but this early morning. . .my neighbours shouting. . ''Holyghost fire descend down''/im shouting back to sender/cos that is mental/ plus my dreams were tender/till these còcks crowed helter-skelter/ but they should just remember/that there is December!!/  ok... Morning yall..make i prep for work sharpaly!! |
| Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 9:45am On Oct 21, 2013 |
Watch kids, as I eclipse their prewrittens with my freestyle verbal clips// phrases that bring smoke to their head and make their nasals leak// Lend a ear to what I spit ... And give a "head" to what it means...// it'll choke you throat if you err and get stuck.... till I "cum" back in forty minutes// I don't know which is funnier - Charlie chaplin clips or listening to your recitals//... Looking for synonyms? "Emmm! your Bar assed"// You can't be f.ucking with me, yours bars, b.itch, are sucking for free... // if you spit on ME as a topic for eons, you'll still got nothing on me// They googled my name to prompt a diss...// But when I searched for brains attached to you, it said the s.hit don't exist// If you ever d.ope, its because my s.hit is contagious// here's the gospel, so let's be "frank", my s.hit is geographically "Headwards" to you, blessing beyond measures// |
| Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 2:32pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
GLACIERZ!: GLACIERZ!: GLACIERZ!: Morn~daze. |
| Re: Flow For Rank by Emaprince: 2:39pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
mikuz:i dey like this kind line...its funny and witty..shows how one can make out punches from whatever. mike is actually on top form now..i can sense it. |
| Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 2:40pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Even true vets know that/ i've a good head on my shoulders/ so cease feignin' ignorance u fatty plump meat/ 'tis best you platypus quit/ you'd sweat sodium and boron to attain this maximum feat/ I know ma elements . . . im The World's Cleverest DJ . with the bronze skull . and the platinum wit/ We won't quack at what this Daffy dumbs bleats/ sacks of ignoble traitors/ u Tekken touts are jes mere Street Fighters in this Mortal Kombat . . . And I, the ever inextinguishable lead actor . . . . Olu Jacobs, the veteran when it comes to noble face off!/ In micro moments I could cover the entire global nation/ plus I move at a surreptitious pace/ I've the brain of a cheetah, and the legs of Usain Bolt . . . so u herons/ be Gone in 60 Seconds/ cos it won't take me a minute to have you Nicholas Cage'd/ All o' their frees and prewrittens/ had longly been written/ by this expeditious sage/ meanin' D lost creed is all they retriving/ Ma echoes . . . . doper than Eminem 3rd single/ . more than a Rap god jingle/ Im their new religion . . . . and what they believe in/ Martyred a few but some they repriving/ orators in other continents now have real faith/ cos THAT destroyed Krypton, I recreate/ save the other side of the Greek history . . . And dub me Alexander . . . . . when you speak about The Greats/ Outta these ingrates/ someone inform a femcee/ My fist is cancerous . . . U'd be left with no b.reasts . cos one blow fit remove your tîts like Dentist!!/ Away from apprentice/ you've got nothin' 2 learn/ . . . . . and don't you ever come out with somethin' old . . . remain indoors with your nursery two poems/ Ma gospel spit would turn your sorcery to phlegm/ but that, ...we could avoid if these lil bros best shun/ did a Frank Edward on FFR . . . With my track Unlimited . . . and this is just VERSE ONE/ |
| Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 4:31pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
dj5naira: When you hold the MIC, we already busting to laughs... // cos if you ever drop a punchline, its gon be about akpors and his wife// You are a joke, and you bout to get cracked...// my bars made death come hunting for "a break", and left him no option other than to take 5// You wanna knock tits off?...// You're even more pathetic... so its either you skipped class or your biology teacher showed you the wrong picture// You can't be better than me even by an accident like your birth is//... And get this, if I spit nursery rhymes, then you don't yet exist// Dissing me!!!, you just another gay particle looking for a nuclear bond... // but you should know, you drop bars' "extended" and stretched; mine's a "nuclear" bomb// Diickhead, The crown for you is like sexx, you just can't rise up to the occassion// my heels are higher than your standards, even when I sneeze, I get a standing ovation// Poor nigga thinking his lines were gonna be felt//... I showed it to a doctor and hurray, he aced the test... DJ just won a scholarship to Yaba -Left// |
| Re: Flow For Rank by richardchacha24: 4:52pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
RAP DISASTA>>LILCHACHA< Befin is ma favourIT DisH..STin ainT Fukin ur flowZ EVen if she waZ A SEXy bitCH/ Lik 1 to d 2 to d 3 to d 4/am kikIN DIz game liK A DAMN Soca-bal/i roCK DIZ RAp gud imagin me in rap club/POPULA Demand aint shoWIN Lik d mOBz >XO I hate blak shirt am lik fuK D COpz/how cm d saY DEY FLY BUt aint sein dEM IN D SKy/AM D BEst nt d best chCK MA LINEZ/MOFoz lik u folow ma lead am d sign >pluz< i shine and i myt blind/d try to pul me down bt i swear i wil nava land >>>all diz rapperz flow ikwere ,hehehe dat meanz d luv land....fUK UR ZEe aint taLkin abt d kid>..dnt even try to get oN MA Neck bcuz u no b bid/wit ouT ME IN DIz rap it won't grow am d seed.... AiNT Talkin abt jesuS BT I WALkd oN D Rap sea xo u see/am xo scary no frick-shoW/ DO I GAt naked flow..no prick shoW/BAFOMET>XO RAPAZ SALE Ur souL/CHACHA rap benda aint (TOUGH) PLuz am touGH/I GAT SAM-PAPER to smutin ur linez cuz dia rougH/FLOw xo olD AVata bt lokiN YOung six/nO TRunk bt i beez/mua xo cUTe xo gv me kis/try to fronten me n i myt put a tym-bom to ur futURe n blo it up/xo al0d mofoz get scard any tym i show up,,, |
| Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 5:11pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
What tha f*ck is that b1tch doing in here?/ she's still formin fly? Well ama bring her down with my anti-craft dang.. i'll shoot this Boeing in air/ send bullets rippling this ho's body/ and leave her at the mercy of morgue-attendant, stiffling this no body/ its a massacre as we see lines... Thrown at this fishes with weak flows, so literarily, dopeheads don dey bagging those bodies/ omg.. Lines in dangling those buddies/ run.. Cos too much blows to your 'tit' will be sagging yo bobbies/ wait.. B1tch.. Don't wait too much tho/ cos am a solar plexus being.. Am a lunar foe/ i listen to female folks/ with too much doper poo / eva and muna too/ you aren't among, b1tch... Yo should go learn cooking and could earn a spot as d 100th among Zuma's boo/ go get your makeup kit/ and pay pop pls/ to get yo a 'murder', cos your barz so not changed.. It could suffocate a day pup py/ rather listen to yo chirp.. I'll rather stay attentive to kaykluz pee(where are you Ojoawo?)/ get ready for your rundown.. Get your jewelries done, i mean.. Get your brace up b1tch/ lemme tell you bout a journey I had/ it was funny & madt/ it could make some effin b get a Love Machine, make em Hot & bad/ well, went to heaven in my bugatti/ jes to show thor, but i gat eleven in my new car.. Jeez/ thor, hades olympian, meduzza e.t.c and while wewere at imogen inn, sango told me ''guy do that b1tch''/ i pointed at a pretty girl and they all laughed, shouting '' she too dark pls''/ then I ask if not her ''can you tell me who that is''/ they said.. You would surely enjoy khimwhyte cl*t/ then my phone rang then/ and i woke up back in earth and I heard a bone cracking/ right there in my front.. Stood my house help but my flows released, hit her head on a concrete and stopped the ho's panting// she'z murdered herself |
| Re: Flow For Rank by ojoawo(m): 5:24pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Rap maestro: I'll rather stay attentive to kaykluz pee(where are you Ojoawo?)/ Good kid |
| Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 5:33pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
ojoawo:whaaaat? Omg |
| Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 5:43pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Rap maestro: What tha f*ck is that b1tch doing in here?/ What... Wait a minute vets, is this rap battles or the jokes section?// cos its definitely the later with those lines by the niggaa aforementioned// I'll keep this "short" but in the long run, it'll still take you out of breath//... So watch me take a few keystyles to send this fool to his death:: Dicckrider, I love t.its and I love clits, am gay, so am pleased you're one too// ... Its just too evident to the public maestro is a big fool// You call dudes to form "bonds" against my lines//... hey, you still come crashing like the Nigerian "stocks" of 2009// If you ever shoot a me shots with those your childish bars...// you just made it off target ... Over the bar!! |
| Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 7:35pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
yo such a crayy fagg dude/ i would hav loved to do change by barter of punches.. But in this 21st century, we all know what a paper do/ yo period is irregular / flow smelly affects the medulla/ but I could stop that sh?t.. Getta 'teach you' and a diaper too/ i heard U.N call for help/ Indian magistrate sentenced those peepz to death, lets get maestro he's a raper too/ this ain't ya specialty, like playing ball for phelp/ shey he wan swim for ball/ wait a minute, b1tch, ya a effing genius.. You'll swim in ball/ i splash ya bloods all over the country.. Jes cause i wanna paint the town red/ noose to papilolo, and i'd daint the clown dead/ projectful interlude/ of punches, bountifully kick tha goon/ treat tha fo.ol/ with barz (remember ya chocolate ish?) like prison room/ i have goons begging me to go soft on you like retracting d1ck/ but, y'all keep calling ma attention like an effing distractive chick/ i go hold your bum and roll you tire like bugatti rim/ b1tch please/ next time yo try to switch freeze/ and fling diss/ at Maestro, the bling geez/ beware of the lock and hinges/ of your bony frame like needle on syringes/ cos even though i've gat pain in buck, but i'll be stingy/ with punches and deep sh?t/ but i can give my big d1ck/ to cover ya pu**y like the tip of ya G-string(if ya've even gat one) |
| Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 8:46pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
ZLUK: ZLUK: my heels are higher than your standards, even when I sneeze, I get a standing ovation//  |
| Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 8:47pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Rap maestro: |
| Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 10:09pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Rap maestro: yo such a crayy fagg dude/ Psst... B.itch please, your lines make my eyes itch... Make my ears bleed, seems you'll need a brain stitch... If you asked to put on a tablet, am sure you'll carry a table to the main switch// You have to learn how to rap, if you study my lines, am certain it'll make you cry to your mama... Choosing to write me was really a bad karma// I smoke weed till I can't breathe, especially grass like you dumb kids... I usually don't battle girls, but with you- I exempt, cos for real, I love to f.uck clits// So let's put heads to heads, though I know yours' just a cavity hole...// here's your options, dead or dead- so what's it gon be ho? |
| Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 10:52pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
dj5naira: How can I chat with u privately? |
| Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 11:33pm On Oct 21, 2013 |
Sh?t don't you ever stop ranting about this dude/ cos if i vex.. I go eff you tire, abi u doubt this lube?/ Dopeness at its peak, yo don't have to scout this nook/ cos when yo see this b1tch's freez, ya smiley will be down like when yo sprout this look/ :-( _ I got Caught up in the steam/ revived, tutored the way and then brought up in the team/ so It ain't a brag when I say I 'HACK THOR' sort of in the film/ reserved my shot-gun in the steam/ so, when i set up a pellet to Zluk buttocks in the jean/ it'll be a hot-shot like basketball shot up in this field/ enough said.. I'll damage yo womb/ with punches, lines wit adage, yo doom/ I'd ensure you'll neva gett-in this ring , garbage gollum/ inshort.. You're worth the least of my frees/ d way I dey chop girls and clean mouth earned me the beast of ma streetz/ watch as i'll make a treat of her clit/ decapitate her lower parts.. So i'll hav lasting fun slittin of her wrist/ y'all seen the beating of ah beast/ littering all her things/ with her scattered & shattered bones/ all over her half plastered & tattered room/ i'm a beast in this, i'll have her body revisited.. I mean, i'll have her gathered & battered too/ her co-enemies and the latter too/ i get dope flows from up high like i be palm wine tapper tube/ |
| Re: Flow For Rank by ThePrekky(m): 12:25am On Oct 22, 2013 |
Nice nice nice.. . I'm known as d master rapper/ when I crash and scatter/ cos I'm a dangerous player. . .'step with me' & lose 'A Toe' easier than Anzhi Makhachkala!/ See I don't laff wit bastards/ cos I'm past ya chapters/ so if these niggahhz start saying I'm an awful dude to spit it/ they'd be 'selling themselves short' like prostituting midgets!/ Silly, u'r constituteing nuisance/ we wish u decompose & melt/ cos out in public I'm calm, but u need a ghost-writer. . .how u can't compose yurself!/ I'm ill enuff to dispose off health/ cos I'm more cold & evil/ than the Zohan tripled/ I rise high like cones and steeples/ but ur flows are feeble/ U d terminator? I'm the destroyer! & this punch is 'Bar-burying' like the Conan Sequel!!/ Don't test me bro/ I'm blessed with flows/ & I rep Igbos/ but this neegguh has no real life, so online is where he “seeks one” . . .Eaglets vs Mexico!/ I'm rich enuff 2 squander the cheddah/ but don't dare thunder and tether/ Or I'll quit brainstorming. . .& physically ensure you're 'under the weather'!/ I split broads/ in three, fours/ when I'm a bit bored/ So listen bro, U'll die a self-servicer. .while I'll see more Bikini Bottom. . .than Spongebob and Squidward!!/ From Carlifonia to Winterland/ I get greet by fans/ but dt don't mean I'll hesitate to 'plank' haters with ma hands/ So eida respect my 'prada shoes'. . .or watch your head when the Timber-lands!/ This Jock does a cheap swing/ & then feels swell like bee stings/ when nobody undstnds what He sings/ Truth is, he could play his guitar wearing 'lingerie'. .we still won't get what this G strings!/ I,ve been known to smoke wood stumps/ then shoot trumps/ with huge pumps/ so wen I strut like a gander, niggzz start to 'duck' like they caught the goose bumps!/ |
| Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 6:30am On Oct 22, 2013 |
ThePrekky: Nice nice nice.. Hot stuff. Just sick!!! |
| Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 6:41am On Oct 22, 2013 |
crizzy: Through subconscious. |
| Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 6:43am On Oct 22, 2013 |
ThePrekky: ThePunchy. |
| Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 6:49am On Oct 22, 2013 |
I cripple all your threat/ and spit poo on your shirt/ Alienic moth . . . No wonder you were born with a d.eek . . . . in the middle of your chest/ You must either be wayward or a geek/ cos o' this your way of dumb hating/ Dirty habit . . . cos we see you right there in the mud . . . . french kissin' the a.nus of a pig/ I bundle a w.hore/ if I smuggle a thor/ The girl na bush . . . . While her peers hugs a teddy . . . Watch her grunt and snore, as she cuddles a Boar/ I jump on your habit/ and stop all your drab bits/ U lack hygiene and you smell . . . The only heir you ever sliced . . . . is the ones on your armpit!/ D.ope  that's not true/ Beauty that's false too/Your bow legs so bent . . when you stand upright . . . . pregnant hippos can run through!!!/ Um not givin' a damn/ u can prolly warm me up with ur lies when im receivin' a tan/ Don't be deceived y'all . . . take away the Wig . . . and your seein' a Man/ Your verses against maestro prove u've gotten so weak/ u're dumb, ignorant and gotten no wit/ Im not beefin' ZLUK . . . um solely exercisin' ma personals . . . . . and the ignoble troll doesn't know it/ |
| Re: Flow For Rank by Krizzkutz(m): 7:10am On Oct 22, 2013 |
ThePrekky:  |
| Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 8:50am On Oct 22, 2013 |
dj5naira:Lol..I need yo help on something bro...are you on twitter??/fb? |
| Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 9:02am On Oct 22, 2013 |
crizzy: No, i'm underneath. |
| Re: Flow For Rank by ZLUK(f): 9:20am On Oct 22, 2013 |
dj5naira: 4-bars Thought you gon drop something better, you not improving,dropping the same old bulls.hit... Yes, I lost the "form", cos your punches I can't "fill"- so surrender or better retreat// Gay F.ag, You pray I be a guy, so you can be "on top of bars"? My lines 'ready bleeped naira, so if I was a gay guy, he's f.ucked on all sides// Your reply bars sucked, buh the last one's far worse// all your rhymes sound forced, shey to drop bars na by force?// Ask this next time you got with your mom and dad together...//"if you've known bout condoms, ... Wouldn't this have been better// |
| Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 9:27am On Oct 22, 2013 |
So the b1tch kept mute/ to my dope flows that's tha dead truth/ cos even though i gat no horn but I'm a replica of the devil/ all those points up there ^, are jes the contents of a dope package to a dear fool/ yea, faggs be cow.. so its true that dey 'moo sick'/ bring em to vets.. With dope instrumentals.. And a cool ish/ that'd bully/ this foolish/ beautiful punnies/ with no concrete lines... Except their spreading lines they hang their lingerie in their roomies/ hey homies/ its Maestro D crayy funny/ madtz mo'f**ker, that workz when b1tches fake Hot/ to make money/ cos dem be ho/ i put em in sauce, / bake and enforce/ b1tches, so dey'd be tought-in-harm dey'd blame de foe/ i'd always repeat the same styla jabz/ on this crier lads/ that form role modelz like tyra banks/ i learnt the ancient mystery/ of netceeing.. Guess what? Its been attentive and patient in the street/ so, while been noiseless i'd remove all dis dawg's ball like fake vet in discreet/ i'll throw ya in sewage tanks.. Close d lid and tell ya to ''take care in this sh?t''/ |
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