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Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 11:42pm On Nov 22, 2013
Ibime:

He just a phucking customer/ and I'm the pun hustler/

Home truth!
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 12:03am On Nov 23, 2013
Ibime:

Now she's making moi moi/ The g@ys a small boy/
He just a noisemaking bytch that niggas fear. . . like Lady coi coi!/
Re: Flow For Rank by GLACIERZ(m): 12:19am On Nov 23, 2013
identity. . .the bítches shall deny/with series and with time/of disses and replies/
these dumb nits/have all done it/
they on their marks. . .but when i gun it. . .they still squating!/
bis...u shoulda use the bar in tourney/"udu wack" is funny/
asin i laugh. . . . . till i fell flat with tummy/
i regret that i wasnt here earlier. . .because we took aerial flight/
to lag. . .to go finish a kissing cousin's granny's burial rites/
as fam and friends we weep/yet we feast/and never forget the meat/
u always bend to greet/but above all may her gentle soul rest in peace!!!/
ok.. back to the matter/how did yall start on the chatter/
uduak vs ibime. . .causing uproar. . .when lion is here to wack all the gaffers!/
pacesetter is here/my opponent better prepare/
if our battle was a trip. . .remember how i travelled. . .he wouldnt reach ebute metta with fare!!/
i wanna write...ideas aint coming/i wanna paint something/but with these faint jottings/
i cant continue. . .like Steven i wanna get stoned …with shayo… my friend calls it saint bottling!!!/
Re: Flow For Rank by crizzy(m): 12:24am On Nov 23, 2013
Ibime:
Cos Uduak knows. . . I'll make this Uyo bytch my wife. . . like Tubaba!/


His father foresaw this loss at birth. . . that's why he named him Udu wack!!/

His 'Governor' even begged me to spare Uduak. . . but I told him it's 'Gods will'!!!/


though aint a FAN of ibime. . . Plus i d0nt knw d hypeD U3. . . .i swear he d0n dEy TRouble. . . Anticipatin tho
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 12:29am On Nov 23, 2013
mikuz:

I blast this negro/ his class is zero/ his style is old like the tracks of Sisqo/
so next time he claim I did PDP with the draws . . Ill break his head with 'A pc' . . after I smash his windows!/

Politricks.
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 12:44am On Nov 23, 2013
demsid:
extremely bloodthirsty, I drink directly from their necks like it's a gourd/
demsid:
by exactly 00:7am, I promise to drop my quantum of solace ./

dem!!!

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Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 1:19am On Nov 23, 2013
I lift Beyonce lyrics to murk this coolies inside/ . those who ''Know~less'' but keep spewin' cheap lines/
punch yall aside 'to the left' . . . . since u niggas aint doin' it right/

Cool is this guy/ got armed forces who fought civil war with harnessed military skills/
Anyone with attempts to coup d'état had better switch plan . . . . and migrate to easycliq/

You'd hear D-breezies nick/ if u could listen really far/
check the imprint on those bottles . . . thats my name written in the STARS!/

Didn't beef the gar/ his lies 'easy to get' like 2+2/ I still doubt ya few dumb truth/
Your ill, with either cholera or diarrhoea . . . . cos continually you drop poo/

D, only one whos come through/ I maintain hygiene in igloo areas/
so if any claim drugged Shìt . . . . . easily gets flushed, or wiped off with tissue paper/

For this rumour . imma beat you later/ you bloody f.aggot/
underground hoodz intact, same with ma foil planet . . . . so you must be fantasizin 'bout superhero films cos nobody TORE D Dark World!!/

Your b.itch wants it by force/ so don't be depressed slowly in dose/
cos if your feeling ''down and low'' . . . . I quickly throw in the ropes!/

As she says go easy bro/ all she does is open leg and let me do it/
dub me afrobeat pioneer . . . . cos in rooms, we Bang Bang Bang by Femi Kuti/
Re: Flow For Rank by Hosannakillz: 7:01am On Nov 23, 2013
Damn
Re: Flow For Rank by Krizzkutz(m): 7:12am On Nov 23, 2013
Lmao see as e d hot for FB, funniest tin is bis lo d fb, buh most fb netcees d say na him d inspire dem . . D prolly geh u personals like die, d knw bout streetwize . . And em want make u3 win ibime . . Ibime u naa need deep personals?? Cuss dis is nl kings tourney, ioo happy if one fb nigga cum win am oo
Re: Flow For Rank by ILLScripts: 7:28am On Nov 23, 2013
Pls fb vets are complaining theyy wanna see the criterials o. . .especially siddogg and u3. . .ibime,mikuz,anyone,pls can u lets see the criterials,?,?
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 7:41am On Nov 23, 2013
Krizzkutz: Lmao see as e d hot for FB, funniest tin is bis lo d fb, buh most fb netcees d say na him d inspire dem . . D prolly geh u personals like die, d knw bout streetwize . . And em want make u3 win ibime . . Ibime u naa need deep personals?? Cuss dis is nl kings tourney, ioo happy if one fb nigga cum win am oo


Tell the Facebook niggas Im putting it out there that Udu is a bytch. . . You can't compare talent to sweat._

Take this back to his people. . .


Udu finding that I'm heavy/ Battle aint even start, but I'll retire him already/
Dude too docile. . . so I'll forcefeed him petrol. . and put some fire in his belly!/
None of you Facebook clowns/ can stomach my pace two rounds/
On NL you just another wack poster. . .and I'm coming to take you down!/
The phucking mountain/ will tumble down him/ when my runners run around him/
Udu aint a real 'lion'. . . thats just his stomach 'growling'!!/
Hes not astounding/ the cat lacks confidence/
So I'll phucking 'sound him'. . .with 'backhand' compliments!!/
So what's the latest Facebook news/ How could he make me lose?/
when beating Udu's a small feat . . .like baby shoes/
He'll be insanely booed/ and embarrassed with raps/
'Roma' niggas call me 'Miralem'. . . cos I launch 'Pjanic' attacks!/
I'll subject this man to regret/ and I aint handle him yet/
but I plan to diss him . . .everyday till the battle is set/
Just to emphasize the difference. . . between talent and sweat!!!/
cos I'm gifted with words/ to spit ish thats absurd/
His followers on Facebook need to sit and observe/
I'll take his head off gee/ so he better thread softly/
Before I give him 'Agagu plane crash treatment'. . .. 'double wahala for dead body'!!!/
Somebody get this pest off me!/ before I spell his surprise/
Light up a 'soldering iron'. . . and leave tears 'weld' up in his eyes!/
My missiles hit and destroy/ when I deal with this boy/
And if there's 'bad blood' between us. . . he'll be afflicted with 'boils'!!/
This guy can't be/ leader of X lites family/
Like Mohammed with no eyes. . . he leading em up blind Ali/
Who the phuck take instruction from him?/ They should be boxed on the chin/
This dude 'small'. . . plus he 'chicken' . . .like the 'pox on his skin'!/
I spit bars that enlighten/ You can't spar with Poseidon/ when you hardly a titan/
After we banished Scripts. . .he beat you two weeks later. . . and earned a pardon for biting!/
Udu should be taking a breather/ before I flame him with ether/ and start raising his fever/
So post this verse on Facebook. . . let em know how I'm disgracing their leader!/
And watch X lite niggas deny this faker like Peter!!!/
He facing phucking ruin/ when I start running through him/
Let me make the 'alcohol'. . . Udu got some 'trouble brewing'!/
My puns pursue him/ back to Facebook. . .but nothing do him/
Its my fault. . . there's only one King on Nairaland. . . sorry for the double booking!!!/



KING!
Re: Flow For Rank by ILLScripts: 7:51am On Nov 23, 2013
Ibime!!!!!!
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 7:55am On Nov 23, 2013
Ibi aint a worthy rival/ my heat will scorch his spinals/
cos If U3 fails to kill you . . then Ima do it . . in the quartet finals/
You better clutch the bible/ soon as I co,.rk my rifle/
cos Mik would be the sole reason why Ibi wont touch the title!/
I dont care if you write for him . . Ill still leave his skin with hunches/ whitewash him like laundries/ till he leaps with crutches/
cos In the fight, Ill have Ifeanyi Uba organising a Labour party . . as Im delivering punches!/
The spits Im rapping/ will give him a spanking/ after I put kid in napkins/
cos my jabs will take kid out like excursion buses in Kindergartins!/
This tourney is just a build up/ cos I see myself as Athletico cos I've already won the Kings cup/
So if Chocc tries to step to the plate . . like child p.,orns . . Ima fork the kid up!/
Ill leave Ibi murked this time/ cos he flosses lines/ thats got flawed designs/
like Copa del Rey . . even my name should tell you that the Kings cup is mine!/
I bring fire to homers like Zaki/ plus my bars show that I'm crafty . , . /
. . So his life is at stake . , cos if hes talking God's wheel . . then the maker must own a Bugatti!/
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 8:18am On Nov 23, 2013
Where's U3?
Re: Flow For Rank by Krizzkutz(m): 8:25am On Nov 23, 2013
Xlite Faker Shii . . That's it bis

u needta know stuffs like
His a self acclaim demigod
d leader of xlite, illscript join d crew and scripts dor whoop am
e put anthens, greece as wr e d live

Uhm mah bring list of ppl wey dan whoop am
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 8:34am On Nov 23, 2013
Krizzkutz: Xlite Faker Shii . . That's it bis

u needta know stuffs like
His a self acclaim demigod
d leader of xlite, illscript join d crew and scripts dor whoop am
e put anthens, greece as wr e d live

Uhm mah bring list of ppl wey dan whoop am

WTF!! If You no get work rhis morning abeg come wash my car.
Re: Flow For Rank by Krizzkutz(m): 8:44am On Nov 23, 2013
mikuz:

WTF!! If You no get work rhis morning abeg come wash my car.
like his goon own any till he dies
Re: Flow For Rank by Krizzkutz(m): 8:53am On Nov 23, 2013
Lmao mikuz I jus d use one eye d look u since, u cum talk for fb say u must pair ibime n siddoggg, as e react u come pair am widd u3, first of all all dis arrangements r wrong. . Uu d organise tourney and u takepart, all ya dreams na to see bis fall, u come pair urslf wid chocckid, this a nairaland tourney ryt?? Soo u xpecting fb niggas to win am?? Was if u were bis nd u battling a nigga dah knw so much abt u and u knw nada bout him??

Anyways tz still ASUU will blame for erritin

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Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 9:43am On Nov 23, 2013
Krizzkutz: Lmao mikuz I jus d use one eye d look u since, u cum talk for fb say u must pair ibime n siddoggg, as e react u come pair am widd u3, first of all all dis arrangements r wrong. . Uu d organise tourney and u takepart, all ya dreams na to see bis fall, u come pair urslf wid chocckid, this a nairaland tourney ryt?? Soo u xpecting fb niggas to win am?? Was if u were bis nd u battling a nigga dah knw so much abt u and u knw nada bout him??

Anyways tz still ASUU will blame for erritin

Don't worry about all that. Kings will be Kings regardless when the tourneys done!
Re: Flow For Rank by delidimes: 9:49am On Nov 23, 2013
mikuz: Ibi aint a worthy rival/ my heat will scorch his spinals/
cos If U3 fails to kill you . . then Ima do it . . in the quartet finals/
You better clutch the bible/ soon as I co,.rk my rifle/
cos Mik would be the sole reason why Ibi wont touch the title!/
I dont care if you write for him . . Ill still leave his skin with hunches/ whitewash him like laundries/ till he leaps with crutches/
cos In the fight, Ill have Ifeanyi Uba organising a Labour party . . as Im delivering punches!/
The spits Im rapping/ will give him a spanking/ after I put kid in napkins/
cos my jabs will take kid out like excursion buses in Kindergartins!/
This tourney is just a build up/ cos I see myself as Athletico cos I've already won the Kings cup/
So if Chocc tries to step to the plate . . like child p.,orns . . Ima fork the kid up!/
Ill leave Ibi murked this time/ cos he flosses lines/ thats got flawed designs/
like Copa del Rey . . even my name should tell you that the Kings cup is mine!/
I bring fire to homers like Zaki/ plus my bars show that I'm crafty . , . /
. . So his life is at stake . , cos if hes talking God's wheel . . then the maker must own a Bugatti!/
nice shii

fink dz one of d best av seen from u in a long while
Re: Flow For Rank by ILLScripts: 10:00am On Nov 23, 2013
Lol. .av been expecting this fool to come and quote lines since. . .
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 10:31am On Nov 23, 2013
Krizzkutz: Lmao mikuz I jus d use one eye d look u since, u cum talk for fb say u must pair ibime n siddoggg, as e react u come pair am widd u3, first of all all dis arrangements r wrong. . Uu d organise tourney and u takepart, all ya dreams na to see bis fall, u come pair urslf wid chocckid, this a nairaland tourney ryt?? Soo u xpecting fb niggas to win am?? Was if u were bis nd u battling a nigga dah knw so much abt u and u knw nada bout him??

Anyways tz still ASUU will blame for erritin

Look at this retarded c,.ocksucker! Whats the meaning of this nonsence. Mumbling idi,.ot!!You must be a stu.,pid foo,.l to think that I wanted to pair Sid with Ibi because I wanted him disgraced. That's one thing with most of you facebook goblins,, a good number of you liliputs are intellectually myopic. If you have the brain capacity of a human you'd read in between the lines and find out that the pairing will profit him the more. Do you know how many times he and other facebook vets have asked me to arrange a battle between them and Ibi? Im sure you saw how my profile rose on FB after battling him. Infact almost all the niggas I invited from Facebook coulda declined if he was'nt in the contest. Ask Ibi, he was the first vet I mailed, asking that he partake in the tourney as a judge cos initially what I had in mind was to organise a low key tourney. But he stated that if I can extend the kick off date he ll partake as a battler. So I took advantage of his presence to turn the tourney to a royal rumble and include facebook vets too. U3 should tell you better, Its always an honour to fight a champion. You think most netcees respect Streetwize because they just feel hes d.,ope? Think again. U3 vs Ibime never start but see the kain hype and attention U3 don dey generate. Why wont I expect Fb niggas to win it? Don't I and Illscripts possess titles on FB? Do you reason like a baboon? Concerning organising and being a part of the tourney, you the only one complaining to me about it because you are a jobless illiterate. I'm ready to hand everything over to you if you have the mental capacity to run things, including keeping in touch with the judges, stickying threads, posting the verses and stuff. Mumbling Idi,.ot!
Re: Flow For Rank by gottoboy(m): 10:31am On Nov 23, 2013
i just thought i shud leak this msg to Ibime. A letter from a guy on facebook directing it to the said U3 guy

¤OPEN LETTER TO U3¤
bros! I nO say u be d0pehead + i resPect u
welLa. . .heard bouh ur upc0min battle with
ibime and i was happy for u. . .coz i was
expectin u to do d unexpectable and murdEr
IBIme. . . Coz he knws nOthIN about u, but
when i checked NL yesterday what i saw
made me scAreD COz d likes of
rhymelunatic,mi kuz,ilL sCript,krizZ kuTz and
many m0re d0n gIVE IBIme fulL info aBOUt
U. . They showeD hIM m0st of ur brawl + d
way u write + pers0nal info{fb aCct} . . .then i
saw d fReEstylez he did. . . So im begGin u to
c0me real hard and disPuTE D odDs...coz i
want u to win! And u will. . .i just wanted to
Warn u n0t to c0me d way erR'body expectEd
buT m0re than that. . . FB IS BEHIND YOU
BRO!! #teamU3MUSTwinib ime
thankz!
Re: Flow For Rank by Rapmaestro(m): 10:35am On Nov 23, 2013
Its appalling.. How I swore to God/
never to gore this buds/
but didn't keep to it....
Especially when faggs bore this board/
prolly why I never get my Vampire-state thirsty...
Cos i rip their body parts & store the blood/
As in... Y'all will think I'm a ruminant animal.. The way i leave their spines in pains and en munch the chord/
those that were able to escape.....
Ran, limping in haste like they were born deformed/

Am now a title holder...
Cos, recently the spirit ordained/
me.. Outstretch their staffs... The hand of the inuit lord aimed/
at the shrine of bening gods errm/
i fink the title is called the bleeping blood-drain/
of wacks spitting mundane/
in this cribs that originally belongs to sick heads....
Bleeding octane and sh?tting propane/
y'all be shouting ''i'm this... I'm that''..
But refuse to bring ah result like a stupid campaign/
betta get hold of ya self like a goofy cam chain/
cos yo true pain/
when yo have yo poo aimed/
at this sick men/
they'll rid yo with their sick sh?t.. Infact, make you swim in their loo mehn/
how y'all gonna kick as.s.. When yo goon lame//


see..
You're pompous/
i know...
So, i'll be snapping your neck.. Like i'm taking ur mugshot/
and en cut your limps to the size of bikini or bumshot/
jes my flows be giving u goosebump/
wait till ... You see me jam my mac continuously... Rolling the trigger front and back like when they'd bleeping their boo's bum/ AM I MAD?
put my feet on ur effing mouth.. For u to feel 'd feet' when the shoes gone/
i'll bury these 'LEE's(leece)' so, y'all better wait till aftermath to see this bruce born/
but till then... Gimme all ya b1tches.. Lemme squeeze bum//
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 10:35am On Nov 23, 2013
ILLScripts: Lol. .av been expecting this fool to come and quote lines since. . .

I sure say you don pass 18. If you come dey act like this, what do I expect from your younger ones?
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 10:45am On Nov 23, 2013
Ibime:

Don't worry about all that. Kings will be Kings regardless when the tourneys done!

If you like ghostwrite for Chocc, I no just care. I thank God say my fight go come before yours. If I go down then you're going with me. If I no reach final you no go reach am. Haba, son of man no go rest? A date with with Chocc is a treat for my troubles grin grin
Re: Flow For Rank by ILLScripts: 10:47am On Nov 23, 2013
mikuz:

I sure say you don pass 18. If you come dey act like this, what do I expect from your younger ones?
.
.lol,am sure u enjoy creamy asses riding ur pencil...lwkmd o!

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Re: Flow For Rank by rhymeunatic(m): 10:57am On Nov 23, 2013
mikuz:

Don't I and Illscripts possess titles on FB? Do you reason like a baboon? !


I also have titles on fb too : )

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Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 11:02am On Nov 23, 2013
ILLScripts:
.
.lol,am sure u enjoy creamy asses riding ur pencil...lwkmd o!

You don dey get mouth abi? Remeber nobody used to see you around this part after we banished you for biting! I will always rate Deli above you cos hes never been an ignoble vampire like you! Infact, I'm beginning to regret why I invited you back self, because you're starting to think say we don forget am. Breaking news - Its a fact that Illscripts remains the most shameful biter to ever hit the net. No gree make I call Ema Prince for you o . . . Remember how you told me that he scares the sh,.it outta you. Deny it and watch. I go do you Brandon khase part 2!!!!
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 11:07am On Nov 23, 2013
яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢:



I also have titles on fb too : )


aha . . Bravo bro . . And Illscripts remains the odd one out. I recollect how Blaqbones threatened to smash someones head with Illscripts' recycling machine!!
Re: Flow For Rank by rhymeunatic(m): 11:25am On Nov 23, 2013
I see ya'll niggas wasting ya spare time/ on ibi and u3 . Those queer guys/ but let it be known to ema prince . . That I'm coming with 'airstrikes'/ its the 'round one'. . And he's leaving with 'First flight'!!/
.
U might try to sting but I've got your antidote/ you wacky folk!/ I've got 'amunitions' to 'blow ya mind'. . . Even 'Cannon bolts'!/
.
I raised the bar high like kendrick/ while I'm sipping the remmy/ all you act is pesky/ . . Hence. . I'll shoot coins into you. . And have you 'die by the penny'!/

Don't act like you'll bring a world war verse/ you stupi.d fret/ cos when the shooting starts. . You'll be the one to run home first!/
And that's a supposed threat/
.
. . .Cos linatic is ready to blast yo mind/. . With turbines/. Fate's given yu the bad guy. . Another Caroline!!!/
Re: Flow For Rank by ILLScripts: 11:36am On Nov 23, 2013
Lol. . .that shitt really hurt mikuz o. . .am actually bigger than trolling now. . .so adios!

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