ILLScripts: Lol. . .that shitt really hurt mikuz o. . .am actually bigger than trolling now. . .so adios!

One more word from you and Ill expose you. Try me.

Mtchw,kids...abeg ojiebu where are you?

mikuz sound pained

Anyways etts enuff . . Pray u win a grammy widd ya tourney

•warnin!!!

Ask Pharaoh! Ma writtens/makes dis niqqaz be thinkin/i polluted d nile nd built d pyramids!/

even herod told/agrippa he knows/i went against d roman laws/to ask paul hw much it cost him! I mean wen nebuchadnezar boasts!/king will always be kings?? Ok! No fuss!/

Droppin freestyles/quick keystyles/with d.ope punchlines/on frontlines/wont take d dude outta d touchlines/fact is.. dis dude may boast lines/dat would finish and cost ur respect on both sites!!i

Think I'm insane..nah! Fact is u may neva remain d Same/after dis dude pull d unexpected, break through ya skull and enter ya brain/
get under your skin, rip off ur cell membrane/dat Even ur own people be avoiding ur drops, like umbrellas in rain!!!/

Itz a warnin to whoever it is

Pls u guys shouldnt spoil this tourney With this rubbish you are abt to start...we are all having fun here,no insults! Mtchw!

DeadScrollzz: Pls u guys shouldnt spoil this tourney With this rubbish you are abt to start...we are all having fun here,no insults! Mtchw!

.
.lol,mike,you know me na. . .am past it!!

Krizzkutz: mikuz sound pained

Anyways etts enuff . . Pray u win a grammy widd ya tourney

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.lol,abeg lets just forget. . .its all good!

I'm not a fan of cocksucking. . But y everybody dey turn d hate to mikuz? Is this a female tourney? Y is ya'll bi.tching?

яhymΣ_ ȴunα†!¢:
I'm not a fan of cocksucking. . But y everybody dey turn d hate to mikuz? Is this a female tourney? Y is ya'll bi.tching?

.
.turn the hate to mikuz,?,? I Was actually referrin to dimes na. . .maybe you should go back and read how it all started. . .

ILLScripts:
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.lol,abeg lets just forget. . .its all good!

. Aittt . . Twasnt on purpose mikuz naim push me



Lunatic, hu d eff is hating on mikuz?? Uu gast go bakk ta page 260

Nama sobori

No be shere shere o.

I see blood

Ibime:
None of you Facebook clowns/ can stomach my pace two rounds/
On NL you just another wack poster. . .and I'm coming to take you down!/

Ibime:
I'll subject this man to regret/ and I aint handle him yet/ but I plan to diss him . . .everyday till the battle is set/

mikuz:

Ill leave Ibi murked this time/ cos he flosses lines/ thats got flawed designs/
like Copa del Rey . . even my name should tell you that the Kings cup is mine!/

Rap maestro: So, i'll be snapping your neck.. Like i'm taking ur mugshot/ and en cut your limps to the size of bikini or bumshot/

Saturday's Punch.

Ibime:

I'll take his head off gee/ so he better thread softly/
Before I give him 'Agagu plane crash treatment'. . .. 'double wahala for dead body'!!!/

Fela ghost will belch seeing diss : )

^looooool..dj5

Nothin' as good as draftin' top puns/ I keep banging Gods' door/ till thy kingdom come/
You damn~asians barkwords, but ion need no introduction . . . . cos moment I ignite a pre-'face' u know Dees matchin' foreword/

Check the catchy scoreboard/ and stop laughin' awkward/ im Gabriel Batistuta in this pavilion court/ . goalkeepers see me and mope/
They dread my comments on the net . . . . cos I take shots that hit the back Post!/

Wish the man knows/ I got different ways I revenge/ that GLACIERZ! will tell/
When im online, I use the web to express emotions . . . Call it an e-vent/

D's best/ perfected ma virtues in yards of hoodlums/
Exercise patience . . . . till she developed 6-packs, I mean the wife of Goodluck!!!/

Any fan of loose talk/ gets multiple knuckle knocks/
So tell that boffin bringin' up e-shoes upon e-shoes . . . . . to either divert the goods or 'buckle up!'/

unless u a thick bros/ cos if you aint 18 plus/ . that Kings' fight, you mustn't watch/ even ZLUK attest gon be bloody, with shook plus scars/
Nairaland constellation . . . . versus facebook 'group of stars!!'/

Even lawyers will swoop on bars/ i'll ne'er refuse to help a fiend, if shes ready I do/
cos the last time I, ''turned my Back'' . . . on it were GLARIN' TATTOOS starin' at you!!!/

Any can do/ no question how I win 'em/
Girls of nowadays possess this globe ish . . . . thats why I spin 'em/

dj5naira: When im online, I use the web to express emotions . . . Call it an e-vent

dj5naira: So tell that boffin bringin' up e-shoes upon e-shoes . . . . . to either divert the goods or 'buckle up!'/

"cos the last time I, ''turned my Back'' . . . on it were GLARIN' TATTOOS starin' at you!!!"/



NoW tHatS SOME PoO!

Krizzkutz: numero uno

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.. Who are they??

i love nairaland mehn...

I hate when peeps lie in the name of patriotism.... U3 is aight ...but Xlites aint the best FB crew ....everyone knows its Numero Uno'..... And im not talking bout when only 4Numero Uno Femcees schooled em Xlite Emcees in a showdown.

Osawaru Daniel Osula: I hate when peeps lie in the name of patriotism.... U3 is aight ...but Xlites aint the best FB crew ....everyone knows its Numero Uno'..... And im not talking bout when only 4Numero Uno Femcees schooled em Xlite Emcees in a showdown.

Someone link me to this event please

Osawaru Daniel Osula: I hate when peeps lie in the name of patriotism.... U3 is aight ...but Xlites aint the best FB crew ....everyone knows its Numero Uno'..... And im not talking bout when only 4Numero Uno Femcees schooled em Xlite Emcees in a showdown.

3rillz word

Suprised wen aii d see, u3's the leader of xlites the best crew in fb bla bla bla

Ibime:

Someone link me to this event please

u dor open fb acct?? Or mah paste am??

Wah four femcees did to d best crew on fb

IGORMORTIS!!!!!!!


EVE
omo omo omo omo, u b
zombie/
ur dad denied u at birth, cus u b
zombie/
ugly pony/
get on d trisha show nd find ur Real papa...Zombie/


Lemme school u blaqbones/
u shouldnt blame ur pa though/
mayb ur monster looks dnt run in
hs fam, bro!/
or d old man lacked dough/
rily xplains y umar had to lend u
1k, u daft oaf!/
then u turn rnd to diss im, dts real
smart, ho!/
yu a monkey today.. tomorrow u an uglyy baddo/
get a fuckin life bro/
cus d only tin biga dan ur head presently... is U3's slurpy asshole. . .

HI AJAYE!!!
c me nd ma gurls spill blood/
we roll wit alsatians, real dogs/
buh u just a bitch'es' bitch lyk hilton's chihuahua/
Bleep it!
My writtens read karma/
buh slim z just anoda underaged imp/
hs stupidity z way past description,
tz a narrative/
i mean.... hs neva bin a tough dawg, evn Sidogg underates him/


wats next afta non compus mentis?
anoda boring story 4rm a buncha dumb dorks hus less skilled?/
tz quite interesting/
hw a 'self-acclaimed' demi'god' spends hs whole life chasing blessing/

lol,

ur screwed already/
ur body got more 'openings' dan a new company/
so i'l call u 'Daniel Bryan' cus u jst anoda weak link/
a gurly weakling/
hu cant survive witout mentionin my nick still/
Plus neida u nor ur fam are ill/
u dnt nid to put up an 'act' , u'v bin crowned d drama queen/

and 2 d stammerer, sid!/
U dnt get d picture or u nid d camera, kid/
yo lounging in pain/
already..u got enuff 'difficulties' in ur life,, u evvn got 'difficulties'
pronouncin ur name!!!!


tz UNO up in ds bitch!/
we done earned d right, please flexin wit tight skills/
evn money no b problem,,,na we dey foot d lites bills!!!!


D Uno's... again we at it/
we d best crew..hu can beat that plz/
Omo.. We'v got mean tacticz/
we dont dish wack shii/
but Xlites crew iz a stationery store where u can find ink nd script!!




KhiM
While chillin, My gats, and murder evident/
Make A.S pee" behind the president/
Cos I blast eminent/
peopl.. in there own residents/
Ajaye, a wack fool/
you hide in the shadow of your gay crew/
but my bars scare fake vets/
Who barely make sense/
Shid!!
i imagined a game of soccer in the brain. Kid you never kicked knowledge/
so Bleep courage/
I scold dummies/
bomb your whole office/
cos diz 'pussies lack the flow.. like old mummies/


ILLSCRIPTS knows i get him bleeped up, let's talk truth shey?/
He even named his chic kim, so he gets bleeped two ways/
buh script's a snitch, and dis girl's-gon show dem,/
he'll only be wanted, wen he change
his name to Edward Snowden,/
Am spraying pros with the glock/
to get rid of the slug/
Off net, he's not man enough.. So he lives as an online thug/
He'l bend down wit his head facing the rug/
den the whole crew wil stomp in and Bleep/
But its normal cos he's actualy the bitch, and his niggas are d 'dawgs'/
So screw you hoe/
Litez never been better than uno/
Cos we still the Best team you know/ think you're 'ill on some new flows?/
none sees it.. You only 'sick in your own eyes' like aPOLLO/


n i Quote

"YOU CANT SEE..."XL on Top"...,YOU NEED TO CHECK THE SIZE OF YOUR T-SHIRTS"

Bitch are u on repeat/
or your wackness is the shit/
Cos its just why we hate your grind/
we don't fake your kind/
The way the bar is 'played out' like Ajaye acting unsure or a confused state of mind/
'play doubt'


So face facts..!
Your shit stays behind khim like ass butt/
while you text on every group, aiming that spot/
And when the gats burst/
i snap your head faster than passports/
forget ya props/
wen i shak up/
enter exam... It will take me nutin to pen sick, and drop ILL scripts"../
so bone Axe to Grind.. M choppn dz biscuits wackstar/
hu betrayd U3 nd father/
only to come back acting like a brother/
denyin d crew don't steal lines for each other/........
wen stats already likened em to plastic industries.. the way dey cant stop dealing with "robbers"/

Dumb crew!!!!

we already know how THIS DRY FOOL WINS/
Tee,-your-right/
dis nigga uses one line in 3,-4,-fights/ He's only an icon cos he's Programmed as a RECYCLE BEING/
So Bleep y'all mofos/
and yo hoes/
We still outshine with no-shows/
Y'all bunch of o'Lodos/
I only gatta say talk is cheap, luckily dis bastard been earning kobos/

My whoopings will make you speak spanish/
followed by your last wish/
While you still chopping some slaps bitch/
Cos you tried to make a better name but ended up ruling over a wack ish/
DRG? Pff none respects you.. So talk about the lines you stole and garnished/
Kids be playin with your picture.. Your image is tarnished/

But let's put that aside..
You cnt go tru a post without observing the bastard's typo/
Or how he scattered tha flow/
as in, his skull is just big for nothing.. Only thing on his head is his shattered afro/
So why won't I'l bring deadly lyrics to stop-tha-bitch/
who drops-wack-shit/
leave him dumped-atleast/
He won't survive my combat-hits/
cos he's dumb-at-spits/

Dissing Uno? I'l bombard-Scripts/
and put his bones in a case" bigger than compact-disk/
Y'all feel sorry for the dry pal/
who's arrival/
to Xlites brought rivals/
Got screwed by 3, Father, Raf. This nigga got no love from these bitches like dry vals/
So if they say i got u gay ass on blue/
itz cus i Dragd you into a house full of bulbs to beat the living day light out-of-you!!!!




D Uno's... again we at it/
we d best crew..hu can beat that plz/
Omo.. We'v got mean tacticz/
we dont dish wack shii/
but Xlites crew iz a stationery store where u can find ink nd script!!



WingoniA

Bitches! Tz Numero...

You know we Lyricists of d first order/
buh ah lookd at ur Lines nd all ah see? Shitty bars from d worst Ogres/
a look at profile.. hooligans n dead punk ass/
so no let yur head swell ifaa call una committee of bread hawkers!!!!

Xlites are bunch of Wayward Sapiens/who cnt mke some sentence/
without a stupid play on Tech! Ten/gimme a second to show ya dy dnt "measure up to us" on any scale of reference!!!

plus....
Some dogs wil talk shit/
dah dy are running top clique/
buh if all shld judge vis/
from deir brawl wif tough peepx/
Father dy bite....Illscript dy bite..dy'l even try ta "feed frm vis bars" like Alcatraz hungry convicts!!!!

even with solid concrete/
reasons say we no wan script/
for Numero Uno private or public office/
they'll still surely cum with/
one or two.. cuz Frank na jamb customer n U3 is an Hot prom queen!!

M quick at shuttin up dweebs/
n "Bigmouths" who are knwn for stunting wif dumb guys/
366 is d size of ya "LIP YEAH!" ah mean ur lips are so Large it has a fourteen pixel font size/

It mayb rude, yt true/
dah illscript wntd ta visit mi wif Heavy goods nd shoes/
buh am too hot to see Crazy dudes nd fools/
so ah "hiss nd snub scripts" like Lazy students do/

He tinks hz talks wil bother mi/
wen he claims to hit us wif all dah frees/
wen u see mi com wif all ma shit/
i'l act lyka wicked prodigal son..frustrate father nd split up his property!!!!!

Dis dude tot he cld hurt us/
wen he saiz kim is sweet or his Boo is just soft/
ah mean check her pix, even you wil judge, thus/
u'l admit tz her "vampire teeth" dah mkes her truely L0v blood.....

Mehn! Ur fools/
for tryna dare our crew/
so warn or tell ur goons/
else i'l hv Ink Laced wif blood nd spell ur doom!!

Ya'all bitches cld gt dildos or self-service to our verses.....!!!!!



D Uno's... again we at it/
we d best crew..hu can beat that plz/
Omo.. We'v got mean tacticz/
we dont dish wack shii/
but Xlites crew iz a stationery store where u can find ink nd script!!



Comfort Olu
These xlites bitches r known to spit-raw-garbage-mehn/
U3 is dumb... N i'm the type dat fire four men like pissed off management,/
he keeps askin out every gal on facebook, yet no-one-has-been-seen,/ cos the fool got more no's that rowan-atkinson,/
i declined ur gay c/o cos im too good for u fools,/
with screws loosed,/
Olu wud,/
squeeze out ur adams apple wen i feel a need for fruit juice!/

i had no issues wit yall till SIDDogG thought he cud-step-to-me/
doin dat 'Olu mor rock' wordie, ur careers a useless-ordeal,/
broke bitch! Na ur type dey say 'money aint evrytn' ...values-are-better,/
but 4 ur house na gift dey read newspaper, na-u-back-chetta,/
cos of d simple fact dat u-lack-cheddar/
dey askin how bitchy can sid be?.....

while Gift rocks agbada, we c d-gay-on-his-blouse/
she even sponsored his wedding,cos she is the-man-of-his-house,/
and honestly she's not as bitchy as he is/
and she agrees he's,/
more pussy than she is,/
so my bars will Bleep up dis xlite bitch and-have-sid-split-quick,/
or leave holes in him bigger than-that-ill-scripts-teeth/

u think he scripts sick,?/
u suppose dey Jail-or-alagbon,/
dat fool wey bite pass damon-salvatore,/
u bite ur name from d winner of Goldmic's 'cypher-unchained'/
even d biting habit no be ur own..... U bite-am-from-Blaze!!/

Nw u hatin Khim cos her bars u bit from NL scattered-ur-gum,/
bloody vampire, how u take dey waka-for-sun?/
take my advice, next tym u wanna diss numero uno dont bring a nigga that bites lines/
n pls com with stronger bars that will be worth our guys time,/
so they can quickly hav u dumb bastards dead/
but until then?
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.
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You fools should get the Bleep outta
here!!!!





scrratches......Zzzzzzzz......


"""Ok, single handedly, I BRUISE VETS/.
.
. Xlites gat jealous of this newbie, then that U SAID/. . .

they should Kick me out cos I SCREWED THEM/. .

but y'all know the funniest thing? I laugh and say... "Bleep All of Them".. . .like. . . GROUP SEX!!!!!!/
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.U3 u are a dumb retard!
Wack Idiot!!!

Now you guys are ffools. . .bringing the crew thang to Nairaland again. . .bunch of slowpokes. . .twas the same crew thing that Was abt to destroyy fb,now we Want to start debating on Uno and xlites on nairaland again. . .basttards!!!!!

Its sunday... Lol

10mins ish... Faded

Dropping one sixteen on a sunday from Romans 1:16 //
All these rappers claim they got guns that spray off 16//
But I got a Luke 9 that handles all 16//
They said a man already died for me, so no way I can be smitten//
Was a preacher's child, now cast off to babylon//
Switched off from the sterotype even with the Bible on//
And if you say you drop the gospels, I'll mute you and watch you Babble on//
All my rhymes down to earth, read carefully- you'll see the gravel pun//
Riding to war, team me and I - the fit horses//
Cos even as pregnant christians, you never "de fetus" kids//
its cold fission, I tear ninjas apart in a cypher//
I got a dirty mind, need to place my heart in a diaper//
Dropping in conscience state like I got my mind on a map//
Yet in my honest state, I deliver death painless as I maim in a nap//
So haters take a step back, This queen got mads flows and rhythm//
Even on 69, you still can't trade blows with me//

Busted.... Omo dis Gyels dey Vex ooooooooo

crew ish again na wa o

ILLScripts: Now you guys are ffools. . .bringing the crew thang to Nairaland again. . .bunch of slowpokes. . .twas the same crew thing that Was abt to destroyy fb,now we Want to start debating on Uno and xlites on nairaland again. . .basttards!!!!!

stfu nigga, ur problm is too emotional now now u dor d rain insults??

Incase u'v forgottn quickly, u started dis by saying u3 is d leader of my crew, d best in fb . . Wah did u expect Y nah say u3 is d leader of a grt fb crew huh

Anyways amma let it slide