Wetin dey make dat one laugh?

deli dimes: lwkmd oya drop somfin better jawe...somfin like servis mentus

My nigga, i dey rusty.

oboy...e be like i go write freestyle diss verse for ani o... make e take hol belle till battle time tomorrow

mikuz: Scoop . . .

6 Dec.
Deadscrollz vs Winner between Prekky and Joshua Base

7 Dec.
Mikuz vs Ema Prince

8 Dec.
Ibime vs Winner between Sidog and Blaqbones

9 Dec.
Winner between Thunderstorm and Khimwhyte vs Winner between Animentum and Glacierz

Cheers mate. Abeg push me back to 9th. I'm traveling up north for a wedding on the 7th. I guess I'll be on the road returning to London on the 8th

pls tfu ^^ wetin that one come mean na...u wan tell us say u dey go jand abi wetin

GLACIERZ!:
pls tfu ^^ wetin that one come mean na...u wan tell us say u dey go jand abi wetin

Jor oh! Abeg just push me back one day, let's not get into my itinerary.

tweak me with your lyrics~so I'll be like....MTN don block every cheat this season/

I'm skilled and My rap skills are thrilled/back from the dead like that ~under taker nigga ~ did on ring/

yall niggas hating, nobody wanna picture Me ~Rapping ~ / still I got the game on My back like its frodo bagginz //

when I grip da ~mic ~it's your worst nightmare.... I'm like sini 'throwing fire balls on ya crew ' and you thinking it's your light year?/

Team Detroit#

GLACIERZ!:
pls tfu ^^ wetin that one come mean na...u wan tell us say u dey go jand abi wetin

Ibime:

Jor oh! Abeg just push me back one day, let's not get into my itinerary.

U mean with all these movements, U can still script such dope lines ?

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goddam!

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goddam!

Lool..oya go post for ur battle wif prekky oh..I'm hungry

GLACIERZ!:
oboy...e be like i go write freestyle diss verse for ani o... make e take hol belle till battle time tomorrow

Ice, just murder me in one piece.

mikuz: Scoop . . .

6 Dec.
Deadscrollz vs Winner between Prekky and Joshua Base

7 Dec.
Mikuz vs Ema Prince

8 Dec.
Ibime vs Winner between Sidog and Blaqbones

9 Dec.
Winner between Thunderstorm and Khimwhyte vs Winner between Animentum and Glacierz

These pairings aint it abeg. Why you keep pairing tourney favs in each round?? Dsnt make sense abeg.

mik.. why has Joshua not sent his verse to you yet? this is like d second day since I sent you my verse and he's viewing topics here.....
[i]mik.. why has Joshua not sent his verse to you yet? this is like d second day since I sent you my verse and he's viewing topics here.....
[/i]mik.. why has Joshua not sent his verse to you yet? this is like d second day since I sent you my verse and he's viewing topics here.....

Good day ma niggaz,

Raphjeezy: Good day ma niggaz,

Hey raphjezzy... Wadup!!!

Oh Gad

Rockstar, lifestyle, Number 1, i've got em in the House naaked/
Panatela dutchie, wine in my tall glass Jecking/

My life is a video and the B*tches wanna watch/
When am on the Mic no f*cking
Cause I’ll serve anyone like a blind waiter/
I’ll make ur girl cuum first, then arrive later/

Loyal to the game, the game been good to me/
Still spitting fire, you niggas wood to me/
You coming with it; am coming for it/
Real shi.t people, now just absorb it/

I try to pay attention but y'all mad boring/
Hit or miss, I hit your misses/
You're local news, I’m 60 Minutes/
I hit the target, I hit the witness/

B*tch, I bring tha noise where the lions sleep/
Your flow never wet, like grandma's p*ssy/
I’m always good, like Grandma cookies/
Better tell them hoes I got a million flows/
Label me the hardest nigga in civilian clothes/

far from bein' shallow cause she caught me wit a smile, try to figure out my style/
baby that will take a minute but if all we got is time/
Listen,

I'm tha king in the game, I'm a don, I'm a boss/
I'm a profit, I'm a g, My money long, my nigga my money strong/
if you ain't gettin' money dat mean you done somethin' wrong/

nigga you're a clown, here's the number you should dial/
you start wit 305 but we end at 4 pounds
money is a must, so you know what? you can suck,

DONE

its me d battle rhyme star/ i
n here they cant handle my bars/
. . .people "fall in love with my verses" like a "valentine card"/

buh mikuz aint old he a kid!/
im cold w/ the hits/but you
"jumping from 1 fb group to another" proves
. . .ya literally 'roll' like a 'bitch'!!!

I ll smack every snail /
& snatch fairy tales /he boast and say he biggest win @ fb was blaqbones
Later he will change his name to mikuz the chinco or mikuz the techno since dey @ll have "bb dropped"
like black berry sales!!

am worried ya never rub the clit!/
so, faggottry? ya gotta touch of it/
in that punch ya spit/!
. . . so: 'you are what you eat' explains why ya such a dick!!!??/

while illscript
ya the type of bastard who relies /
on his ability to grasp a new disguise/
to mask ya true surprise /that ya won't be the next great rapper to arise!!/
so if any wacker fool denies /
the fact i'm the master who'll devise /a plan to put a clapper to ya sides/
i'll make them 'see what i think' like i'm sending brain matter through ma eyes!!/

Yet he’s the type to get mad Punching The Wall And Shit/,
until i'm Running Up On The Kid/
then you'll see him 'ball up and roll out' like Knuckles And Sonic Did!!

lunatic
so for saying ya hold techs recklessly/
& yelling: "the next best is me"/
reason i roll up in my best Lexus, peak/
& make ya 'pay for ya words' like a text message fee!/


nairaland kids came sick? they were stork wit rabies!/
y'all unknown, so ya horrid gay g's/

. . .will 'die nameless' like aborted babies!/

ibime here's some advice for when ya testing the best/
when guys'll be voting . . .me cuz my verse it's better n fresh/i will call u out and whoop you and tell u
.. bitch!..quit crying n moaning. . . when it's "not even a close loss" and "nobody gives a Bleep"
like a "distant relatives death"/

plant that in ur head! you'll have to 'take your shit and grow' w/o manure n get flyer fam/
.. them punches are 'undeveloped when expanded' like the most premature of kids diaphragms!/u won Ur first probly crash awt @d second round
cuz u won't know what it's 'like, in a third round'.. unless you're a Venn diagram/


ibime is wack
but of course there's a few deranged ppl who call him a vet/
and compare their lines with his to make sure their bars is correct!?/
but once we battle.. ibime 'll lose all of this rep
...they wont 'follow-in ur footsteps, after our match up has ended' like stalkin ya ex!!!/

mikuz:
7 Dec.
Mikuz vs Ema Prince

the most exciting brawl

feel this......

When the game starts/ . . I launch ten darts/. . on niggas who play hard/
Prior to my last match..I was thinking of my quarterfinal opponent....Naija vs Denmark/
Am I disrespecting to rhyme?...but I'm expected to shine/
He still ma nigga . . when I hop on the throne . he'll be placed by my right/
Mikuz should take some advice/ . . cos he's making a silly mistake/
Digging his grave/ . . for tryna pit his wits with the great/
I'll stifle mik's days/ . break into his home..scoop his girl up like a forklift/
He paired himself with chocckid/ . . to easily beat the poor kid/
Now he demanding to brawl prince/..he should exit through the nearest hole/
Cos I won't have no option than to give him 'The kick'...like he on a request show/
I'm the realest bloke/ . at the zenith of my game . .living it big/
I drank Luna milk in one gulp . . and mike won't be 'seeing his peak'/
He'll be needing relief/ . . when I have him gasping for breath/
For tryna poke nose into my affairs . . he'll bleed through the nasal passage/
we don't look alike/ . . you turning this whole thing to a do or die/
Cos deliberately pairing yaself with the prince . . is sheer suicide!!!/
Judges better be wise/ . . and decipher every lines that slander the guy/
I'm bad and a smooth criminal..the hour of my victory will be famous,they'll remember the time!/

Ema prince: feel this......

When the game starts/ . . I launch ten darts/. . on niggas who play hard/
Prior to my last match..I was thinking of my quarterfinal opponent....Naija vs Denmark/
Am I disrespecting to rhyme?...but I'm expected to shine/
He still ma nigga . . when I hop on the throne . he'll be placed by my right/
Mikuz should take some advice/ . . cos he's making a silly mistake/
Digging his grave/ . . for tryna pit his wits with the great/
I'll stifle mik's days/ . break into his home..scoop his girl up like a forklift/
He paired himself with chocckid/ . . to easily beat the poor kid/
Now he demanding to brawl prince/..he should exit through the nearest hole/
Cos I won't have no option than to give him 'The kick'...like he on a request show/
I'm the realest bloke/ . at the zenith of my game . .living it big/
I drank Luna milk in one gulp . . and mike won't be 'seeing his peak'/
He'll be needing relief/ . . when I have him gasping for breath/
For tryna poke nose into my affairs . . he'll bleed through the nasal passage/
we don't look alike/ . . you turning this whole thing to a do or die/
Cos deliberately pairing yaself with the prince . . is sheer suicide!!!/
Judges better be wise/ . . and decipher every lines that slander the guy/
I'm bad and a smooth criminal..the hour of my victory will be famous,they'll remember the time!/

loool i smell war...hot flow here

Ema prince: feel this......

When the game starts/ . . I launch ten darts/. . on niggas who play hard/
Prior to my last match..I was thinking of my quarterfinal opponent....Naija vs Denmark/
Am I disrespecting to rhyme?...but I'm expected to shine/
He still ma nigga . . when I hop on the throne . he'll be placed by my right/
Mikuz should take some advice/ . . cos he's making a silly mistake/
Digging his grave/ . . for tryna pit his wits with the great/
I'll stifle mik's days/ . break into his home..scoop his girl up like a forklift/
He paired himself with chocckid/ . . to easily beat the poor kid/
Now he demanding to brawl prince/..he should exit through the nearest hole/..
Cos I won't have no option than to give him 'The kick'...like he on a request show/
I'm the realest bloke/ . at the zenith of my game . .living it big/
I drank Luna milk in one gulp . . and mike won't be 'seeing his peak'/
He'll be needing relief/ . . when I have him gasping for breath/
For tryna poke nose into my affairs . . he'll bleed through the nasal passage/
we don't look alike/ . . you turning this whole thing to a do or die/
Cos deliberately pairing yaself with the prince . . is sheer suicide!!!/
Judges better be wise/ . . and decipher every lines that slander the guy/
I'm bad and a smooth criminal..the hour of my victory will be famous,they'll remember the time!/

Lwkmd epic

One book!:
its me d battle rhyme star/ i
n here they cant handle my bars/
. . .people "fall in love with my verses" like a "valentine card"/

buh mikuz aint old he a kid!/
im cold w/ the hits/but you
"jumping from 1 fb group to another" proves
. . .ya literally 'roll' like a 'bitch'!!!

I ll smack every snail /
& snatch fairy tales /he boast and say he biggest win @ fb was blaqbones
Later he will change his name to mikuz the chinco or mikuz the techno since dey @ll have "bb dropped"
like black berry sales!!

am worried ya never rub the clit!/
so, faggottry? ya gotta touch of it/
in that punch ya spit/!
. . . so: 'you are what you eat' explains why ya such a dick!!!??/

while illscript
ya the type of bastard who relies /
on his ability to grasp a new disguise/
to mask ya true surprise /that ya won't be the next great rapper to arise!!/
so if any wacker fool denies /
the fact i'm the master who'll devise /a plan to put a clapper to ya sides/
i'll make them 'see what i think' like i'm sending brain matter through ma eyes!!/

Yet he’s the type to get mad Punching The Wall And Shit/,
until i'm Running Up On The Kid/
then you'll see him 'ball up and roll out' like Knuckles And Sonic Did!!

lunatic
so for saying ya hold techs recklessly/
& yelling: "the next best is me"/
reason i roll up in my best Lexus, peak/
& make ya 'pay for ya words' like a text message fee!/


nairaland kids came sick? they were stork wit rabies!/
y'all unknown, so ya horrid gay g's/

. . .will 'die nameless' like aborted babies!/

ibime here's some advice for when ya testing the best/
when guys'll be voting . . .me cuz my verse it's better n fresh/i will call u out and whoop you and tell u
.. bitch!..quit crying n moaning. . . when it's "not even a close loss" and "nobody gives a Bleep"
like a "distant relatives death"/

plant that in ur head! you'll have to 'take your shit and grow' w/o manure n get flyer fam/
.. them punches are 'undeveloped when expanded' like the most premature of kids diaphragms!/u won Ur first probly crash awt @d second round
cuz u won't know what it's 'like, in a third round'.. unless you're a Venn diagram/


ibime is wack
but of course there's a few deranged ppl who call him a vet/
and compare their lines with his to make sure their bars is correct!?/
but once we battle.. ibime 'll lose all of this rep
...they wont 'follow-in ur footsteps, after our match up has ended' like stalkin ya ex!!!/

I like this. . . why you not in the tourney?

Ema prince: feel this......

When the game starts/ . . I launch ten darts/. . on niggas who play hard/
Prior to my last match..I was thinking of my quarterfinal opponent....Naija vs Denmark/
Am I disrespecting to rhyme?...but I'm expected to shine/
He still ma nigga . . when I hop on the throne . he'll be placed by my right/
Mikuz should take some advice/ . . cos he's making a silly mistake/
Digging his grave/ . . for tryna pit his wits with the great/
I'll stifle mik's days/ . break into his home..scoop his girl up like a forklift/
He paired himself with chocckid/ . . to easily beat the poor kid/
Now he demanding to brawl prince/..he should exit through the nearest hole/
Cos I won't have no option than to give him 'The kick'...like he on a request show/
I'm the realest bloke/ . at the zenith of my game . .living it big/
I drank Luna milk in one gulp . . and mike won't be 'seeing his peak'/
He'll be needing relief/ . . when I have him gasping for breath/
For tryna poke nose into my affairs . . he'll bleed through the nasal passage/
we don't look alike/ . . you turning this whole thing to a do or die/
Cos deliberately pairing yaself with the prince . . is sheer suicide!!!/
Judges better be wise/ . . and decipher every lines that slander the guy/
I'm bad and a smooth criminal..the hour of my victory will be famous,they'll remember the time!/

20 bucks on Ema Prince to reach the semis.

Just make sure each bar is mad aggressive

Intro

Krizzkutz, ama go easy on you
not to hurt your feelings boy
Casue, you messing wit the Rap Glad


Rapping like you cant in a life time/
going so easy cause, it ma fuckin time/
i bring it to the world wat you cant in a damn Geneartion/
call me jeezy, cause,i've got some gad damn population /

I put ma pen on a sheet and your best verse is like a Sculpture/
Made a living and a killing off this custom/
I've got some terrible skill call it a stunt stuff/
don't fink you really wanna get into a pissin’ match wit’ this rappidy-rap glad/

I got paid for these lyrical acrobat/
while you're still pissing in the class/
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin record wit ma rap class/
waqq Rapper Krizzkutz having a rough time wit ur boring lines/
It's realy disastrously bad for the wack like /

While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece Stuff/
leading a new school full of students more classified than Krizzkutz/
You gays think it's all a game, mehn it a life style/
Off ma lane and tell me what the f*ck you thinking you Little gaay lookin' boy/
so, gaay can you barely look straight into ma face and tell this shi,t boy?/

worked for every single fin I've got/
Never ask nobody for sh.it, get tha f*ck outta my face boy/
You're a zombie in the game, but I got your babe moma wit ma fame /
to be truthful my honesty's brutal/
I've got alota rhyme that can make you Motherfu*ker cry/
ma flows you cant even try/
Rappers like Krizzkutz, MissLirusehn, Ibime ..... hungrily
looking at me like it's lunchtime/

You get too big and here they come trying to censor you/
F*ck you nigga go on and dance skelewu/
you aint ma class, call you ewu/
And I don't know what the f*ck you rhyme for/
put you all in a line, with an AK-47, a revolver and a nine/
You're pointless Like Lamar with yo f*cking lines/
You write normal, finking you'r normal,f*ck being normal boy/

Say ma name when you ready

Raphjeezy: Oh Gad

**giggling**

ibime am nt too active .

ema prince. . .dope shidd

am loving this

Raphjeezy: Intro

Krizzkutz ama go easy on you
not to hurt your feelings boy
Casue, you messing wit the Rap Glad


Rapping like you cant in a life time/
going so easy cause, it ma fuckin time/
i bring it to the world wat you cant in a damn Geneartion/
call me jeezy, cause,i've got some gad damn population /

I put ma pen on a sheet and your best verse is like a Sculpture/
Made a living and a killing off this custom/
I've got some terrible skill call it a stunt stuff/
don't fink you really wanna get into a pissin’ match wit’ this rappidy-rap glad/

I got paid for these lyrical acrobat/
while you're still pissing in the class/
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin record wit ma rap class/
waqq Rapper Krizzkutz having a rough time wit ur boring lines/
It's realy disastrously bad for the wack like /

While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece Stuff/
leading a new school full of students more classified than Krizzkutz
You gays think it's all a game, mehn it a life style/
Off ma lane and tell me what the f*ck you thinking you Little gaay lookin' boy/
so, gaay can you barely look straight into ma face and tell this shi,t boy?/

worked for every single fin I've got/
Never ask nobody for sh.it, get tha f*ck outta my face boy/
You're a zombie in the game, but I got your babe moma wit ma fame /
to be truthful my honesty's brutal/
I've got alota rhyme that can make you Motherfu*ker cry/
ma flows you cant even try/
Rappers like Krizzkutz, MissLirusehn, Ibime ..... hungrily
looking at me like it's lunchtime/

You get too big and here they come trying to censor you/
F*ck you nigga go on and dance skelewu/
you aint ma class, call you ewu/
And I don't know what the f*ck you rhyme for/
put you all in a line, with an AK-47, a revolver and a nine/
You're pointless Like Lamar with yo f*cking lines/
You write normal, finking you'r normal,f*ck being normal boy/

Say ma name when you ready

firstly ur spelling is fuckt

Ur rhymes too

Uu wana get known tru trolling or beefing peeps u dnt knw?? Or dem snd u come frm FB . . bros enter google go find where to bite/ recycle dope lines like crizzy n co then come drop am for here, ah swear u go get fame

Attention sikin ho

Nw this gay is bored /
let me spray a four /
to slay a LovePeddler /
cos if this "was a battle between two pros"
we're still a player short!!!.


.ill make him shut down, this fighter is closed/
fake gs suck/
...please "only big thing" in ya crew is the amount of biters ex-posed!!

this little-dude should've 'studied' the best/
his verses pitiful still working on becoming a vet/
..and it 'gets under his skin' that 'we're not feeling it' ..but for him it's still a 'touchy' subject!!!/ .


even if you 'go a-round, the world' knows i'm crushing ya text!!/
i 'opened a thread' to see how it would 'turn out' like 'reversible jackets/
' on fucking re-'quest/'..now the people who said you'd win are just incorrect '/
n have 'discovered their round prediction was wrong
'...a 'Columbus upset'!!.


Ask ill script ma words is clever,/watch dis vermin severed / coz I got
Blood splashing on me like a surgeon’s sweater…!!!!!

tanks to ibime ,u3 is alive. .coz if I take on u3 wif ma
two gats, wit double scopes.. search this feather /
and serve him lead , till ya'all see two dots on you /u…
like German letters!

who got da better verse? if anyone picks his is a joke/ he culdn't kick it wit ma flow/... couldn't hit it wit a boat/... cuz there is no "man scoutin dis clown" cuz he wouldn't "stand out of a crowd" if he lost his tickets ta da show!/.

so you acting cocky is fine with me/
somebody tell me how he thought he could fight with me/ with the awkwardest rhyming steeze/

u gon gather ur fans and talk of how you gonna "rob book" and think it's " fine"? we are "not in a library"!!!!!!

Raphjeezy:
Panatela dutchie, wine in my tall glass Jecking/
My life is a video and the B*tches wanna watch/
Cause I’ll serve anyone like a blind waiter/
I’ll make ur girl cuum first, then arrive later/
Loyal to the game, the game been good to me/
Still spitting fire, you niggas wood to me/
You coming with it; am coming for it/
Real shi.t people, now just absorb it/
I try to pay attention but y'all mad boring/
Hit or miss, I hit your misses/
You're local news, I’m 60 Minutes/
I hit the target, I hit the witness/
B*tch, I bring tha noise where the lions sleep/
Your flow never wet, like grandma's p*ssy/
I’m always good, like Grandma
cookies/
Better tell them hoes I got a million flows/
Label me the hardest nigga in civilian clothes/
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/lilwayne/wasted.html

Raphjeezy:
far from bein' shallow cause she caught me wit a smile, try to figure out my style/ baby that will take a minute but if all we got is time/
Listen,
I'm tha king in the game, I'm a don, I'm a boss/
I'm a profit, I'm a g, My money long, my nigga my money strong/
if you ain't gettin' money dat mean you done somethin' wrong/
nigga you're a clown, here's the
number you should dial/
you start wit 305 but we end at 4 pounds
money is a must, so you know what? you can suck,
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/rickross/magnificent.html

Raphjeezy:
put you all in a line, with an AK-47, a revolver and a nine/
http://rapgenius.com/Eminem-im-back-lyrics#note-159354

Raphjeezy:
ama go easy on you not to hurt your feelings boy
Made a living and a killing off
this custom/
don't fink you really wanna get
into a pissin’ match wit’ this
rappidy-rap glad/
I got paid for these lyrical
acrobat/
I'll still be able to break a
motherfuckin record wit ma rap
class/
It's realy disastrously bad for the wack like/
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece Stuff/
leading a new school full of students
Off ma lane and tell me what the f*ck you thinking you Little gaay lookin' boy/
so, gaay can you barely look straight into ma face and tell this shi,t boy?/
worked for every single fin I've got/
Never ask nobody for sh.it, get tha f*ck outta my face boy/
hungrily looking at me like it's lunchtime/
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/eminem/rapgod.html

BUSTED!

One book!:
Nw this gay is bored /
let me spray a four /
to slay a LovePeddler /
cos if this "was a battle between two pros"
we're still a player short!!!.


.ill make him shut down, this fighter is closed/
fake gs suck/
...please "only big thing" in ya crew is the amount of biters ex-posed!!

this little-dude should've 'studied' the best/
his verses pitiful still working on becoming a vet/
..and it 'gets under his skin' that 'we're not feeling it' ..but for him it's still a 'touchy' subject!!!/ .


even if you 'go a-round, the world' knows i'm crushing ya text!!/
i 'opened a thread' to see how it would 'turn out' like 'reversible jackets/
' on fucking re-'quest/'..now the people who said you'd win are just incorrect '/
n have 'discovered their round prediction was wrong
'...a 'Columbus upset'!!.


Ask ill script ma words is clever,/watch dis vermin severed / coz I got
Blood splashing on me like a surgeon’s sweater…!!!!!

tanks to ibime ,u3 is alive. .coz if I take on u3 wif ma
two gats, wit double scopes.. search this feather /
and serve him lead , till ya'all see two dots on you /u…
like German letters!

who got da better verse? if anyone picks his is a joke/ he culdn't kick it wit ma flow/... couldn't hit it wit a boat/... cuz there is no "man scoutin dis clown" cuz he wouldn't "stand out of a crowd" if he lost his tickets ta da show!/.

so you acting cocky is fine with me/
somebody tell me how he thought he could fight with me/ with the awkwardest rhyming steeze/

u gon gather ur fans and talk of how you gonna "rob book" and think it's " fine"? we are "not in a library"!!!!!!

one book is dope

dj5naira:

BUSTED!

thanks DJ

ioova talk finish them dor bust ya black aass . . wish uu save journey since dah biting/ recycling road naim u wan take . .