So huz got da 5 star rank?

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where is everyone?

im back
ey yo told u BEFORE im neva to be gone
back on da scene soon as war ready to be on
fo a period i just practiced n paid ma taxes
now im rapping blazing them spraying tactics   
n act it id rather  have my brains raddled n clap it
or open my ass up n straddle a cactus
or go to hell n be in the same cell as satan
n suck his privates everyday n recieve a spanking
fake it no u  without adoubt mistaken
im the type to eat  50 them pigs is bacon
n bustas suck it yaw is nothing
yao ming aint nuttin but a big rockets cummin
to destruct the world n im to da moon first class
screaming mess theworld like my dicks in the earths ass

OldSync!!!!!

Where da heck have u been?

I posted a couple of bars on this trend the last time I was here and I guess what the judge did was just say it was nice guess she did not rank. Not like it can mange to get 1.5 over 5 but I just wanted her to rank it. I want to explain some real issues of hip hop and rap. First I wud state here that I am not talking to critics, respected and reputable rappers but to those who really want to be successful and if you are critics, respected and reputable rappers and not successful I am talking to you to. So don’t ask if I am successful okay. Now how many of the successful rappers in history: Mark my words "successful" rappers; history and now raps with so much use of complex words that you grade or rank here in this trend.You rank stuffs you can’t even listen to when produced cos they wud not sound nice just noise pollution. Lets not forget the main reason for music: The consumers want to buy music to experience the emotional and physical state change that occurs within them becos of the kind of music you create. That type of change that you can when you take a cold bottle of drink or smoke a stick of ciga or when you use hard drugs(I am not saying you should do that).That immediate mode change is what I am talking about here. I am not saying you cannot be respected for what you do or that you are not an hip hop stand out but what I am stating here is that if you want to be successful you must try to explain your words in such a way the audience or consumer can experience a state change to. See it like marketing your product. So its up to you to come up with rthymic styles and all that. Listen to successful artist like Jay-Z, Nas, Eminem e.t.c They are successful, respected and Acknowledged as one of the best. So please lets try to refocus this trend: That’s only a suggestion no string attached. Issue here is we can read lyrics and say they are tight but the end product is not always what we wud like to listen to once or more and say this guy is good. Not enough for them to buy your cd or for you to stick in there brains cos they did not experience what they need to, I also want the judge to rank this lyrics I wrote about 2 years ago when all I cud see is the more complex your lyrics is the most rep you get but now I understand better.She seems to like more of complex lyrics, If you need my help in understanding some basic things about music and motivating you to get focus with what you have to get successful you can holla at me at boajc2002@yahoo.com.hk or call me on +2347087162029 or +2348072797772. I also have some e-books that I have written like: RAPPER’S GUIDE,SINGER’S GUIDE, PRODUCER/ENTERPRENEUR GUIDE, DJ GUIDE all this books includes 20 profiles of successful entertainers: how they got that way and how you can too. Its huge please don’t miss it. I might give it out free to those who show interest first.


Alphabetical Slaughter

Abberation accelerates another adulation
An advocator anticipating amelioration
Accoladation as acerbic as authoritarian
Accomodation and admonishtion are aggrandishment adjunction

Believe brothers being bitter brings bad boom
Barbarity belittled bemoans belated blandishment
Be besieged by buttress broaches
Behaviours brings browbeating brevity

Cacophonous chronic callow celebrity
Can compile,coddle,conglomerate curmudgeons
Copiously convoking cherubic conundrums
Can't cope cos charlatans can contrite

Decorum delutes despoted denouncement
Disbanding diligent desolated delectables
Dissuade dither dishearted demand
Domination deverses doom decoratedly

Emcess effronterys emerges effervescentedly
Enervating emulated embroil emasculation
Erudition enmeshes enthralling elusions
Extricate exorcise expeditatedly excels extol

Fallibility fathoms fecundict fetter
Fledgling flippant fulsome forswear
Fastidious fallow fatuouses fake felicity
For few form fumeless frailly

Games gets garble gradually
Garishing garner gambol
Go get grown giddy gamblers
Greedy guzzles guite grovelers

Harbor hallows heartedly henceforth
Hedging hedonism herald herefore
Harpering heretic haughty hilarity
Has harpered hackneyed hurricane

Igonoramus illumaticians impregnates ice
Improvating impromptu iced inaudibilities
Illogical ideas inverterates ill invention
Irritabily intoxicating insolvent issues

Jews jump juxtaposedly justified
Joining jettision judicious jambz
Jaming jastafarade jaws jokingly
Just juice jamming jews jumo

Kick kinetical kitsch kudo’s
Knocking knotty knave kiosk
Kinemating karma’s king kingdom
Kissing kind king’s knee

Lyrical lamentation lingers ludicrously
Liberating large laconic labyrinth
Laudable lessons learnt lately
Lashing lyrical losers loitering

Magnificent mettle minces moribund
Munificently mixing multicoloured multiples
Multiplying many modern me
Making more made murmurs

Noxious nemesis nearing nadir
Nailing nebulous needle nascent
New neologism never near now
Not notorious Not noisome

Offering oath; obedience opens
Occupying offlimits oblige objective
Opinion obtained only once
Opportunities other offspring opposed

Polishing possible positive people
Profoundly punishing poor philistines
Putting prolific prudent presences
Pugilism prolong prosaic puerile

Quit quixotic querulous quandary
Qualified quality quack question
Quicken quick quarter quicksand
Query queen quest quota

Reactionary remember razing regimen
Remedially rending reprobated ruffians
Ringing remunerating refurbish rep

Sacred sacrifice salutes safety
Safely saving saints sanctuary
Saga salvages soul salvation
So sail sailor safari’s ship

Teach talent talks technic
Taste tells tale target
Tank teen’s team temperature
Taking taxed tailored tattoo

Unbelieveable underground uncrowned upshot
Unrated unavoidable upright ultimate
Unborn uprising ultra upmanship
Upon uncommitted unconstitutional umbrella

Vigilate valid venom vengenance
Versus varnish velocity venom
Valentine vacation values veneration
Viable vessel vault vegetation

Wait!! Ways wages wall walkers
Whale wails when woken
Want war?! Waste water well
Warning whether weird-mc waxing weaker

X-ray X-X-X X-axis xenophobian
Xp xmas xeno xhosian

Young youths yahoo Yankees
Yearly yanking yeoman’s yield
Yoo-hoo you yonder yummy
Yet yesterday you yap yards

Zip zombie zonal zero’s
Zoom zenith zeal zygote

When will you people stop all this nonsense Alphabetical Slaughter sturvs?

brandedben

nairaland is dead bcozz this flow for rank is a sticky thread . it puts people off if their post dont rise to the top. where are there so many useless sticky threads. moderators do ur jobs!

Flowing for rank Plssss , lets go IBIME ,

I master my steez, disastrous to wacker MC's
Attacking with ease, and bring a bat to shatter your knees
I'm badder than these,
Rappers screaming, "Dyabman please, show mercy"
But their begging doesn't matter to me
I'm allergic to wacker rappers, and automatically sneeze
So when they rap after me, I try not to breathe
Blow flows into tissue like boogies and snots
Cock the hammer, pop the glock like a rookiesh cop
And when bitches see me rock, their pussy gets hot
Got 'em counting down the days that it took me to drop
And when the records in the store, you'll be begging for more
Cause you never heard a style like this perfected before
From the surface of the Earth to the centre of the core
Epidermis of a girl or placenta of a LovePeddler
All the verses in the World couldn't settle the score
'Cause Dyabman is the master of the deepest metaphors

Holla at ur boi,

dyabman:

I'm allergic to wacker rappers, and automatically sneeze

Im allergic to wack rappers and automatically sneeze/
I could backflip a span of degrees/. . . . and land on my knees/
A Roman Catholic priest/ smoking botanical trees/
Never engineered a track, but I master the streets/
My voice is trapped in the beat/ that you tap with ya feet/
But my face is unseen like a phantom in sheets/
This manacled beast/. . . . do damage to a victim/
Your lection is nothing but axiomatic wisdom/
I'm laughing at ya diction/ a rapping contradiction/
I throw acid on a pacifist . . . and laugh at his affliction/
You just a miniature midget/ I make the minister fidget/
I f&ck Jane and Jill. . . . then administer Bridget!/

Ibime:


Im allergic to wack rappers and automatically sneeze/
I could backflip a span of degrees/. . . . and land on my knees/
A Roman Catholic priest/ smoking botanical trees/
Never engineered a track, but I master the streets/
My voice is trapped in the beat/ that you tap with ya feet/
But my face is unseen like a phantom in sheets/
This manacled beast/. . . . do damage to a victim/
Your lection is nothing but axiomatic wisdom/
I'm laughing at ya diction/ a rapping contradiction/
I throw acid on a pacifist . . . and laugh at his affliction/
You just a miniature midget/ I make the minister fidget/
I f&ck Jane and Jill. . . . then administer Bridget!/

see oo. . . .Okrika feeling funky.

Na which time academic start to dey wear FUBU

doyin13:

see oo. . . .Okrika feeling funky.

Na which time academic start to dey wear FUBU

Sharrap dia! I could sum up your best novel in a 16 bar flow.

Ibime:

My voice is trapped in the beat/ that you tap with ya feet/

My voice is trapped in the beat/ that you tap with ya feet/
F**k murdering the mic, I'd rather make hits(heat) and kill beats
I'm the most valuable MC, the matador, king of the V.I.P
Make fake asses R.I.P, haters keep hating cuzz they just an R.S.V.P
Wanna be on my guest list? Sorry this habitat aint for the weak links
U're better of playing with ur Love Machine or go seat on a huge di.ck
The tenacious battler/handle so much BEEF, even COWS wanna battle me
Majestically flowing flawless, crushing you up like a crumb on ma seat
I'm RED HOT like CHILLI PEPPERS, come against me at your own risk
Got enough bars in my ammo to last my whole generation, dude im so sick
A living testament to greatness/ I'll add a CAPITAL to ur PUNISHMENT
Imma wrap this up like Easter presents then send it to all NL residents

_{this place is dying slowly, lets try n bring it back}

-I will,I can,I fit,I shall/drive my name to top the ranks.
-Cos my lines are thick,just ike monique/I'm M.I,M9,blaize n sossick.
-Seen a lotta cool verses b4 mine/so diss gonna be hot-reaffirm ma shine.
-Took me sometime to find this thread/but still have my needle,about to mend
-Push aside all opposition like cheap wine/fist on my mic,about to punch line
-Sometimes,mic get blunt n asks me y i slp without her,then she sees on my bed c-sharp n Java.
-Unlike toyota you know I aint Japanese/I'm my own car,naija beats are my wheels
-My dreams were to write lines for pac n dre,then I woke;I'm still in Ikeja G.R.A
-But I dont drop ma pen,instead get more paper/whether or not my ish will payback.
-Make it clear to T.I i'm king,n will fetch more paper than papertrial did.
-Pps wonder how I see much farther/I'm 6'5,my limits are [b]at large[/b]r.
-I do wordplay better than scrabble,and they name me victor after every lyrical battle.
-Too many wanna have my title,but with my height,they'll never handle.
-Most times,I dont attempt any wordplay,but the words never find a better playmate.

dipo2much:

-I will,I can,I fit,I shall/drive my name to top the ranks.
-Cos my lines are thick,just ike monique/I'm M.I,M9,blaize n sossick.
-Seen a lotta cool verses b4 mine/so diss gonna be hot-reaffirm ma shine.
-Took me sometime to find this thread/but still have my needle,about to mend
-Push aside all opposition like cheap wine/fist on my mic,about to punch line
-Sometimes,mic get blunt n asks me y i slp without her,then she sees on my bed c-sharp n Java.
-Unlike toyota you know I aint Japanese/I'm my own car,naija beats are my wheels
-My dreams were to write lines for pac n dre,then I woke;I'm still in Ikeja G.R.A
-But I dont drop ma pen,instead get more paper/whether or not my ish will payback.
-Make it clear to T.I i'm king,n will fetch more paper than papertrial did.
-Pps wonder how I see much farther/I'm 6'5,my limits are [b]at large[/b]r.
-I do wordplay better than scrabble,and they name me victor after every lyrical battle.
-Too many wanna have my title,but with my height,they'll never handle.
-Most times,I dont attempt any wordplay,but the words never find a better playmate.

this thread is about ranking. So I need you to rank/score me

See this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-248079.0.html
.
Conference freestyling,lets hear u spit.

baudex,you are even more dumb than i thought. why cant you obey simple rules? leave a topic to its own thread.
Still waiting for my rank

U're a fool 4 dat statement,why cant u just ask me to check out ur post,in fact ur lines are scruples

Lol,someone is tripping. Stop crying,i didnt mean to hurt.
I want matured minds to rate me,not a baby like baudex who cant survive off me

If u want to battle me,set it up else u shut up

doyin13:

see oo. . . .Okrika feeling funky.

Na which time academic start to dey wear FUBU

roflmao.

OH MY GOSH!.I love that center of the core, and the placenta of a LovePeddler thing, It's off the hizle.i rank chamotex 4.dyabman is good too.even ibime.I think we shouldn't be hating here.I will do sth next time.u guys are really good.I'm a new person in this site.It gives me pleasure to read these lines.but,if we are all aspiring musicians,i think we should broaden our musical repartoir.i.e.we shouldn't be all about punchlines.cos that's all I see here.we should be coming up with other ideas in other to be accepted. u guys are great.I loved those rhymes. they are great. more grease to y'all elbows

You are a good [b]Primary School teacher [/b]but Pls do something rap-wise!

lololol!

BRANDEDBEN YOU ARE A MUMU.
YOU ARE COPYING ALPHABETIC SLAUGHTER. IS THAT WHAT U CALL CREATIVITY?
STEALING THE WHOLE OF PAPOOSE LINES , ??
NO WONDER YOUR THREAD IS TOTALLY DEAD. CREATIVTY INDEED. ODE

hmm where's the audio? we used to do this text stuff online in the 90's, audio equipment and online storage are really cheap and sometimes free nowadays, yeh the text looks good but can you spit it??