@ tianshe nice flows G

@ Warzone

came in dis thang wit rambo emotions
in a warzone wit a smile cookin up the deadliest potions
who want it who flowin tryna spit wit a rythm
u spongebob imma snake now soak up the venom
acid erase u bastards mistakes
make the game a perfect place when the master awakes
beastin J-Nice on the mic fo feastin
u my turkey n todays thanksgivin evenin
believe me I came in this thing a BG
menike raised me from a preemie now ya boi jus beasty
a menace to society neva comin quietly
i be steppin silently then burst out violently
n destroy civilizations and mankind by the masses
n put my privates in the earths ass like Im some kinda gay
coz I say fu** the world here devil u can have it
leave demons to wreack havoc so u bitches can c maggots
n ill admit im jus a crazy mothafucka wit a habit
of rappin n makin magic n laughin as u actin
like this is hollywood n I know they call it the game bro
but you wouldn't have a chance of winnin even if this was a game show
coz u fake bro get it straight fo I erase yo
name from the book of life like im Christ in this game so
if a brother wanna battle tellem wassup
coz ill be cummin fo his ass like a gay bustin a nut

You told me to choose death and that if I didnt you
would for me, and I didnt so you soffocated me.
Now your all at my funeral saying your goodbyes,
but nobodys crying cuz no one really cares, but it
was my time to shine, through the down, glourified
by what was mine, but you brought me down, down into
the ground, and now im not all fine. I had a breakdown,
so now im glad you took my life. dj limsey

Hey wat's with the battle threads?

Crude:

Hey wat's with the battle threads?

you killed it with ur ugly face .crude

[flash=200,200]http://oboy na so[/flash]

oboy no be so try our best nxt tim

alright look
jokey jokey check it out lets go
i be bakin these raps to be makinem laugh
call me gay ok ill be rapin his ass
in fact imma clap but not wit a gat
make my nuts hit his thighs n watchem wiggle his fat
get back my dick explodes right on ya clothes
n right o woo i see some white on ya nose
I write but not tonight this is off of the top
after im done all them deals and them offers will drop
u a mense bleed n you say ya flows is poundin
the only thing youll star is fuckin brokeback mountain
I flow that powerful too damn lyrical
n excuse me if im soundin a too bit spiritual
but tonight you gon die wit lyrical precision
so bitch heaven or hell now make a decision


I was freestyle battlin someone n I recorded it n it said this

The 'Real Deal' - with every intent to kill
to spill - the blood of a weaker one with a slicker gun - i chill
i - hol' up wiv the - safe off - No! - i wont stop
till i get the daarn goose or i git - locked up
mah thumbs twitch - to a closer view - i do switch
the mad snitch - am'o capp him off at the slight'st - itch
his rear view - laid back - straight up in clear view
tatoos n sloppy swag reveals his dope level
scope locked on - a dragunov - not a shotgun
this cat's gon pop - dem goons gon mourn

thanks crude

Let me raise the bar here. If you feel you can battle rap. Upload your mp3 accapella here and I will create a beat for it from scratch and upload it here. Let the members then decide who is really good.

Half of you are probably not as good as you claim around here.

What, every one of you backed out now on my offer? I thought you guys are good?

niggaz flowin for ranks Bleep it i flow too till to b ranked
now u can say dats cocky cos my rhymes gotta compliment my stacks in d bank
dats bullshit,

yo let me drop,
we came from d underground lawanson to b precise in d dumbster
eva since i was a youngsta shitta blockin smokin mixed up weed wit papers
kanako from monaco d street tot me only two thangs protect ur fam n make paper
its only rite u make haters dey propel u to ur shine n dats my mind state
im a surulere kid of d 80's buillt by d 90's,

. , . . . cant ever forget shitta,bode thomas . . . .eric moore towers . . . lere for life man

I reminize as i started as an hiphop fan
Now i flow so crazy they say i'm a clown
Heard it  from my fellow mc dat couldn't make me frown
Making my chaddar i'm on top of my game now
Never wanted to be fan of crowd but believe in my self
Giving the chance he was doing something else

obiorah 1:

I reminize as i started as an hiphop fan
Now i flow so crazy they say i'm a clown
Heard it  from my fellow mc dat couldn't make me frown
Making my chaddar i'm on top of my game now
Never wanted to be fan of crowd but believe in my self
Giving the chance he was doing something else

dxsnipe:

The 'Real Deal' - with every intent to kill
to spill - the blood of a weaker one with a slicker gun - i chill
i - hol' up wiv the - safe off - No! - i wont stop
till i get the daarn goose or i git - locked up
mah thumbs twitch - to a closer view - i do switch
the mad snitch - am'o capp him off at the slight'st - itch
his rear view - laid back - straight up in clear view
tatoos n sloppy swag reveals his dope level
scope locked on - a dragunov - not a shotgun
this cat's gon pop - dem goons gon mourn

the two of u are d wackest thinga on nairaland. let me show u wat a dope verse hould sound like.

When u die u'll stay forgotten like broken ornaments/but my legacy lives and stays permanent
Cuz i'm under the influence of the hiphop maestros/ I give the game flavour wit d extra mic strokes
and my quotes/ stays in ur head from wut i wrote/ i dont smoke weed but stil nigga i'm dope.
I'm a dark child like Rodney Jerkins/ A true Afriacn offspring, yes u heard me/
From the salt of the nation, thats my nativity/ bunch of creativity all placed in one /"Odinma" thats my native tongue
And if u want catch trips Ebonyi state be the place to come

:Dmy mission on nairaland is to take the life like out of this pussy nigga
who can't predict my rhyme structure but claim he rap's better
my advice if you wanna beef pls don't beef with me
You gonna get eaten by me like a meat
wanna have sex with a hawl
he's gonna make some advertisement and paste on the wall
i hope you got that into your thick skull
because i have not finish with you at all.
fucker!!!

LIFE IS A SLUT

An angel that lost his wings,
The cost of things became too much to keep bartering
My Martyr's flings for talking strings,
I need 'em to keep my feet under me,
While wondering, why i always run to things when the sky is thundering,
My crying mother brings other kings for her lungs and drinks,
"Here's to the life that some would think is fuckin' grief,"
In reality, it's fuckin' me, the son
The one, the supposed love of her wholesome trust
But I've come too far to. . . .
Fall into patterns, and become a gargoyle on another barstool,
The darks wounds, scarred truths, and tarred moons
Replaced the cartoons, heart swoons, and sharp moves
A large gloom soon marred youths, i tried to change
Fly away from the cryin' pain,
And by the way, it never made me better, just worse
But that's the way peasantry works
So let me be hurt, let me be alone and die
Let me reach my home, reside, in this feeble poem of mine,
Cos my speeches always cry out to the patron saint of luck
Screamin' out WHY!!! Have you never gave a Bleep??
She replied, it ain't why, it's how you perceive it
You can doubt it, believe it, but you're bound to the pretext
Life can be a brazen slut, or a flowering priestess
It can be sunny or showering grievance
So i took it as a lesson, no repentance, no regretting
Weave a quilt filled with the feathers that you're shedding
Let it cover the bedding of the mattress of pain
The stress you shatter and break with each clatter-filled day.

School time the days to get ya rep up
Step up n I might turn ya neck to ketchup
Rest in death bru we’s the best cuz
Squeeze the tech itll mess ya vest up
Yes sir now lets go
U can hear it echo pow pow through the ghetto
Yous a eatery u cud be geppetos
See some scenery pushin up greenery in the meadows
Ah sit back n let it play get back n let it lay
Flip crack n let it lay shit smack u in ya face
Gat clack n fit to blaze I blast it hit ya face
Brains splat n hit the pave
Ment heres payment long overdue
Try to step in ma shoes But the fits not for you
But the get got is fo u get shot in ya to
Pe don’t play
superstar like lupe
You play n youll take an ll like cool j

A ROUGH SKETCH

Now here we go again, see, the game’s corrupt
When these nickelbags, dimes and nines change your luck
But hey, it takes a couple crooks to cake it up
Get lit, light a flow and watch the flames erupt
Get rich, love-vendor hoes, like the fame’s enough
I can live my own dream without waking up
So I don’t need you little gays saying “Straighten up!”
Man, I roll my own credits, let me take a puff
Just a breath of success, homie, pass the blunt
I’ma smoke it all up, it’s what my casket wants
But with that i gotta watch out for gats and pumps
Cuz with hustle comes the struggle of dumpin’ ya blood in puddles
On the streets that the booze slowly eats away
Cuz my BAC’s higher than my GPA!
So the steel’s gotta go but the ice can stay
Cuz I just can’t live my life this way!

~Sauron~:

A ROUGH SKETCH

Now here we go again, see, the game’s corrupt
When these nickelbags, dimes and nines change your luck
But hey, it takes a couple crooks to cake it up
Get lit, light a flow and watch the flames erupt
Get rich, love-vendor hoes, like the fame’s enough
I can live my own dream without waking up
So I don’t need you little gays saying “Straighten up!”
Man, I roll my own credits, let me take a puff
Just a breath of success, homie, pass the blunt
I’ma smoke it all up, it’s what my casket wants
But with that i gotta watch out for gats and pumps
Cuz with hustle comes the struggle of dumpin’ ya blood in puddles
On the streets that the booze slowly eats away
Cuz my BAC’s higher than my GPA!
So the steel’s gotta go but the ice can stay
Cuz I just can’t live my life this way!

Bro dats was some dope ish. really felt every line.
here's sumtin

[[i]b]D way i'm bringin it back when i blaze on a beat
when i'm spittin on tracks, i be raising the heat
my lyrics are facts cuz ma game is d shit
n u niggaz is wack cuz u r faced wit defeat
ma aim is to spit/hear ma name in the street
Feelin fresh to death as i'm lacin ma sneaks
U dumb motherf**ker have d balls to speak
From ur past i can tell that ur future is bleak
I'm healthy but stil ma flows r sick
And I kept ma head up wen i rose to ma feet
Damn! y'all niggaz is washed up
Though i'm a rap Idol (idle) ma mind aint the devil's workshop
Get it ? if not then u r F**ked up
Ur rhymes aint as dope as i tot so nigga shut up.[/[/i]b]

Demons beatin my dick n makin it grow
Hells my destination theres no savin my soul
In the cell wit satan u can find me rapin that hoe
Tied him wit a rope make him blow then explode in his nose
The most malotic malicious malevolent muthafucka
Took over the underworld now im comin fo the upper
Go to another world rape e.t.s by the million
Wit fleets by a trillion complete the worlds defeat with a brilliant
Display of violence aliens wilin
Suckin the brains from ya frame leavem to hang from ya eyelids
They rapin its frightenin goin behind them
Your squealin n whining wit they dick n ya hind kid
They doin the Heimlich n thrustin so violent
The goal to make ya lungs explode from ya throat n ya spine split




Yea take that gays

Down on ma knees n pray for the rap threads
I xpect same from tha real rap heads
U been lying doggo for long, it's time to Wake up fella
With tear on ma face, i cant afford to loose ya

Jduck13:

Demons beatin my privates n makin it grow
Hells my destination theres no savin my soul
In the cell wit satan u can find me rapin that hoe
Tied him wit a rope make him blow then explode in his nose
The most malotic malicious malevolent muthafucka
Took over the underworld now im comin fo the upper
Go to another world rape e.t.s by the million
Wit fleets by a trillion complete the worlds defeat with a brilliant
Display of violence aliens wilin
Suckin the brains from ya frame leavem to hang from ya eyelids
They rapin its frightenin goin behind them
Your squealin n whining wit they privates n ya hind kid
They doin the Heimlich n thrustin so violent
The goal to make ya lungs explode from ya throat n ya spine split




Yea take that gays

thats was d realest n dopest thing i've seen on this thread. hey jduck check this out

it's crazy wen my pen slides on a track
hiphop's baby it's the freedom writer of rap
it's me d black einstein/ wit this tite rhymestyle
being a millionaire without loosin my lifeline.
i came wit a better cause/but Mcs wanna get applause
and they cant deliver like old ladies in menopause
I'm an a cheddar bros and it's forever cuz
i get better n better with no shred of loss.
when i start u hater call it quits/i'm a black legend not the alcoholic drink
the metaphors i bring/ leave u stoic without a blink
it's ma blood on d pad but to y'all it's just an ink
i paint pictures with lines, let it fit in ur mindframe
too hard for lame heads so they gettin a migrain
to get u bleeped up thats my aim
hilary thats my name.
rap's heavy weight is wut I am.

Thanks H.J. check this love-vendor
Lightnin strikin suprisin n frightenin
Take a vicodin n laugh coz my wrath is heightenin
Striking a dike n her head with a pipe n
Laugh as her brains commence to hang out her eyelids
Toss her in a wood splitter n leave her in splinters
N send pictures to her mother her aunt n her lil sister
Excuse me mister was that your daughter do you miss her
Im sorry its jus her bodys too hot I couldn’t resist her
A monster a malicious so viscious maniac
Brain collapsed goin insane n snap a train in half
Make planes collapse like Taliban bombers do
Bomb the dude n stick my dick between his mommas boobs
Sperm spit n hit ya neck like a llama do
Sick muthafucka u suckas has got a lotta juice
N jizz staind all over ya faces
Break braces n spray sperm while sayin graces
Amazing grace its so fuckin amazing
No its satan standin before you with a fuckin hatred




Flaming bleeped up pharmaceutically
Shoot a g n the ass hole till his dookie bleeds
Who is the lunatic maniac wit a crazy swag
Blaze a gay in the fuckin spine n I break his back
Take n axe n chop his skull open then I take a crap
N pull the shit out along wit his fuckin Brains attached
See it hang n magnificent fuckin sickness
Seroquel prescribed bc I got the bipolar bear buisness
In the brain bitchin outta the solar system
A new Ritaline prescription coz im trippin
Bouncing off da walls play wit my dang balls
Stickem in ya face till my hips break ya dang jaw
Dang yaw its dang raw the monster wit a chainsaw
Cut the blades on n cut your fuckin face off
Hang on you can hang on a fuckin tree like Frankie
Bleep amy n janey along wit john jenniffer n Jamie
Man hes crazy stupid fuckin gay
Tricks are for kids bitch so imma Bleep fuckin a rabbit

is it me or does jduck sound like eminem,

thanks ill take that as a compliment I guess, I like to spazz out sometimes,

Check it!!!1
Ten transfer trucks terrorism wit tanks
tranquilize ya bitches bars beatin ya brains
stayin tight like a jail cell or da vagina of a virgin
bust open ya hymen wit every rhyme im servin
sick shit like slick rick u can get da clips quick
wig splie like my leads a dick trick ya clit split
so front n youll be a blunt ill roll you n smoke you
I broke you doin how ogs is suppose to
rope you rape you in the ass n choke you
then pull my dick out ya ass n laugh as it soaks you
balls in the back of ya throat Bleep ya face till my thighs bleed
shoot sperm it splash ya eye make ya cry cuz ya eye sting
N Bleep bluberry n black berry we ain't makin a pie
jus makin beef in da streets when the jakes roll by
bang bang bammer bustin them berrys in they ball clap
I simply makem look like swiss cheese when my saw clap

CHECK THIS,
I pierce into yo' mind lik an arrow
sickle ya cell when im on ya marrow
act ya faze on da narrow
U caint bite 'coz u've got weak jaws lik a sparrow
im still feeble when it cums to peace
U've been da firstman on da row of my diss
converge a disabled crew but ya reputation's on lease
please tell ya mama to giv ya asshole a kiss
mo' so,ya cereblum got no stamina cos I use to filter ur thoughts
hot wit da blaze so I leave U nuts
cum thru to injure ya reasoning lik cuts
each time i cock a riffle,I usually scare away ur gods, muthasucka!!!

i have been reading ur lyrics but doesn't make sense
I'm about to release what will make many rapper get tense
this is a rap battle so you wack rapper can't be my level
got mouth watering deal to sign by eleven
we 've had enough criticize that there is no future as a rapper
but pretty beyonce got married to a rapper