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How To Get To Heaven? by thefirm: 11:18pm On Nov 26, 2008
Is it by praying regularly or doing a lot of good work for Gods' sake.

What is the easiest way to get to Heaven?

House your response is needed.
Re: How To Get To Heaven? by Recognise: 1:56pm On Nov 27, 2008
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Re: How To Get To Heaven? by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:42am On Nov 29, 2008
DIRECTIONS TO OUR FATHER'S HOUSE.

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Make a Right onto Believeth Blvd.
Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ.
There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith, which is over troubled
waters.
When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight.
You are on the King's Highway of Holiness - Heaven-bound.
Keep going for three miles:
One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Spirit.  Amen, Amen
Amen!.
Then exit off onto Grace Blvd.
From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane.
Keep Straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road.
As you go on your way,
Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Ave.
Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END. (cul-de-sac)
Pass up Envy Drive, and Hate Avenue.
Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd.
However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd. and
Trials and Tribulations Ave.
But that's all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead!
You can't miss it.  Glory AMEN!!!!!

SEND THESE DIRECTIONS TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY WILL NOT GET LOST.

Amen, Amen Amen!.
Re: How To Get To Heaven? by hubreality(m): 8:57am On Dec 01, 2008
That was an excellent description. Faith in the name of Jesus Christ is an addiction.
Re: How To Get To Heaven? by Recognise: 9:58pm On Dec 01, 2008
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