READ AND LAFF!

1. Any Nigerian guy that can kiss a gal for 10mins. Without reaching for your bra or to unzip ur skirt... Husband material!
(The guy is very Poor,Jobless and Hopeless)

2. Modern Definition 0f " Boy Friend " A Person Who Has To Like All The Status And Photos of His Girl Friend No Matter How Bad and ugly they Are . ..

3. Nigerians can Boast of anything! Imagine someone boasting of a toothbrush he's been using since 2003! Na Wa o!

4. I need to talk to you" is one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life.

5. Ladies be looking like rainbows nowadays. Red weave, Orange nails, Yellow teeth, Green Lips, Blue contact lens, Brown Lips

6. Why count your money in front of the ATM? Will u return if its incomplete or is there a button that says "incomplete..?

7. My children, if NYSC posts you to a volatile state, reject it o. Even the bible says 'Fear North'.

8. For the 1st time in my life I saw people get on a bus one by one in Oshodi. No pushing or touching. Ebola has given Nigerians manners.

9. A Bentley just bashed a RangeRover SUV in Lekki. The two owners came out, inspected the damage, exchanged business cards and left. #‎IgboBoysSwag‬

10. CONFUSION is when you go steal meat from the pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot.(e hapun to me)

11. E get some kain hunger wen go catch u ehn... U go begin see chewing gum as food.

12. It is only Nigeria Police that will stop your car and do the work of VIO, LASTMA and Road Safety together.

13. You are chatting with your babe via BBM then She tweets"Bored AF"....my Guy, BREAK-UP with her.

14. Why is it when u transport something by car, it's called a shipment? But when u transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

15. The height of wickedness is telling a fat lady, "God Go Make U Bigger" WTF!

16. My cousin said an aeroplane can land smoothly on BankyW's head.Is that true?

17. If after snapping with #‎SamsungGalaxyKZoom‬ u still look ugly just forget it because ur ugliness is like peak milk ~ "ITS IN U"

18. Very soon ehn MTN will be like"Dear customer, are u hungry?, text "HGY to 3F104" for tips on what to eat".

19. mizzing part..... find it if you can. (Facebook swag)

20. I gave up on Nigeria's justice system the day I saw a police officer (fellow tenant) stealing fuel from my generator at midnight.

21. I gave up on Nigeria's justice system the day I saw a police officer (fellow tenant) stealing fuel from my generator at midnight.

22. You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry . what were you expecting her to say? wisdom and understanding right??

23. SINCE 1990 they've been telling us about leaders of tomorrow yet we still have fathers of yesterday in power. What happened?

24. Bollywood Has Taught Me that once you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps and join you.

25. U treat ur GF like crap then she meets someone that treats her like a Queen,they start seeing and u call it cheating.. Are u a LEARNER ?

26. GIRLS have STRANGE Characteristics!! They get WET without bathing, They BLEED without injury... They give MILK without eating grass.

27. N5000 to paint nails?? How much them dey take paint room and parlour? Girls of nowadays don't fear God at all.

28. You'll agree the economy is bad when Thieves break in ur house, Sit down, make Eba, warm soup, Eat & then steal ur remaining soup.

29. Imagine thieves coming to steal on a new year's Eve carrying the cross over candle.hmmmmm God is
watching.

I have laughed. Thank u Op

i can't just stop laffing

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, not funny

OP you are blessed. honestly u made my day. thank you so much.

Kudos

corect....lol

Mcowubaba:
corect....lol

the pen is mightier, you can ask those polithiefcians.

Nice one Op!

Hahahahahahaha lol,
i dont use to comment on jokes but i cnt hokd this..... Lol

Thanks guys...

I saw dis today 25th december. I wantd 2 laf bt i was cryn instead. U made my... (no talk am o)