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Devil’s Beatitudes by SonofIssachar(op): 11:24pm On Nov 21, 2014
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Blessed are those who are too tired, busy or disorganized to meet with fellow Christians on Sundays each week.
Their hearts are not in it.

Blessed are those who enjoy noticing the mannerisms of clergy and choir.
Their hearts are not in it.

Blessed are those Christians who wait to be asked and expect to be thanked.
I can use them.

Blessed are the touchy.
With a bit of luck they may even stop going to church.
They are my missionaries.

Blessed are those who claim to love God and at the same time are hating other people.
They are mine forever.

Blessed are the trouble makers.
They shall be called my children.

Blessed are those who have no time to pray.
They are easy prey for me.

Blessed are you when you read this and think it is about other people and not about yourself.
I’ve got you.

Meditation: Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil. – Ephesians 6:11

You will succeed in Jesus Name!

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Be a blessing; share this with your loved ones.
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