Its one of ma best comedy movie

here's some few funny quote from Chris rock (Mays Gilliam)
I work in a neighborhood so
bad, you can get shot while you're gettin'
shot.
2. No, you can't use food stamps
to buy tires.
3. I asked my niece the other
day what 4 plus 4 was
You show up to get your
pension, they give you a pen. They give you a
damn pen! Now, what the hell am I supposed
to do with a pen? I should just stab you in
the neck with this pen, Mister Pension-
Taker!
4. You show me a grown man
that's never said shit and I'll show you
somebody that's full of shit!
5. There's no such thing as
white-collar crime. And there's definitely
no such thing as black-on-black crime.
Crime is crime. Let me explain something to
you. I don't care if you have a white collar
or a tank top. If you rob me, I'm gonwna whup
your ass.

6. If we had laws on the
Destiny's Child Video, we'd have less crime.
7. I think we should let the
people decide; The people can't decide! The
people are too busy gettin shot in the ass!
6. [in his closing speech at the
presidential debate] America is the richest,
most powerful country on earth. If America
was a woman, she would be a big-tittied
woman. Everybody loves a big-tittied
woman!
8.
Who the hell are you to call
this place a rat-trap? This is my
neighborhood. This is where I'm from. I got
my first bike stolen right there.My daddy got his bike stolen
right there. When I have a son, I hope he's
fortunate enough to get stuck up, right
there!
9.Miss Pearl, I love you. I've
known you a long time. You've seen a lot of
things in your life. You've seen churches
burned to the ground. You've seen dogs
sicced on children. You've seen Malcolm X
killed. You've seen JFK killed. They shut up
Muhammad Ali. They shut up Richard Prior.
They gave Magic Johnson. They even turned
Michael Jackson white! Now, do you really
think these people give a damn about you?